a/n: The 'spouting British clichés" line isn't mine. But it's awesome. xD Remember to review… I'm happy that this story's been getting positive feedback. :)
Anna, Yoh, and Yo finally got tired of waiting for Lenny Tao to come and pick them up in his private jet.
Just as they were about to scream from boredom, they screamed from something else.
"Hey, Yo," said Morty, the Manta look-alike.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they screamed.
Anna pulled out her squirt gun and gave it a shot.
"It's back to Munchkinland for you," she cackled as Morty poofed into thin air.
Yo nudged her in the rib. "Be nice to the vertically challenged," he muttered.
Finally, with that done, Lenny Tao came in his jet.
"Lenny!" Yo greeted him. Lenny hopped out of his jet.
"Yes, old chap, I've brought my spiffy new jet,"
From inside the jet came a muffled scream.
"What was that?" Yoh said, worried for once. Anna was frozen, fearful of the British clichés.
"Oh, that's just some Chinese imposter who says he's me! Except that chap say his name is Tao Ren…" Lenny Tao looked dubiously at the jet and made a cuckoo-sign. "He's a bit bonkers," he whispered.
There was another scream. Apparently, Ren had managed to undo his gag (because he's just awesome that way).
"STOP SPOUTING BRITISH CLICHÉS!" Ren cried, tears in his voice. "AS SOON AS I UNTIE THESE ROPES, YOU ARE GONNA DIE!"
Yoh gasped. "You made Ren cry?" he said, going white as a sheet.
Lenny shrugged. "He said it was the sound of my voice."
Yoh winced at Lenny's voice. He turned around to see Anna on her knees covering her ears. "No more!" she cried.
With unsteady hands, she pulled out her magical squirtgun. Lenny Tao knew that the squirtgun couldn't be a good thing for him.
"It is time for me to flee!" he said, "but I will be back!"
He snapped his fingers and another jet came. He jumped on it, waving as he flew off into the distance.
And he left just in time, too. A pack of rabid fangirls was running up, their eyes wide and wild.
"WE WANT OUR REEEN!" they cried.
"Uh-oh…" Anna and Yoh said together. Yo didn't really have to worry.
Ren unwisely gave a scream of anguish from the plane. "NOOOOOO!" The fangirls, alert as ever, turned in his direction.
Anna, Yoh, and Yo jumped into the plane and only just managed to get away with their lives.
The fangirls on the ground glowered at the plane as it flew off.
Anna undid the ropes around Ren.
"Thank you… that was terrifying…" he sputtered, "I was so scared!"
Anna's eyes widened. "Yoh!" she called, "this trauma has caused Ren to go OOOC ON US!"
Ren looked at Yoh, enraptured. His eyes grew dreamy. "Yoh," he said, "have I ever told you how beautiful you are?"
"..." said Anna and Yoh. They looked very scared for a moment.
Finally, Anna began to beat him up.
"NEVER MAKE EYES AT YOH EVER AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME?"
Yoh stopped her. "Anna, c'mon! It's not his fault!"
"You love me too, Yoh?" Ren said, looking up at him with puppy dog eyes.
Yoh stepped away.
Anna proceeded to beat Ren up some more.
"We're almost in Europe so we can find more dub-people!" Yo, who was piloting the plane, called out.
Suddenly, they crashed into Germany. But of course, since this is a K+ rated fanfiction, no one got really big boo-boos. Besides, Yo, Yoh, and Ren (though perhaps not OOOC Ren) had plenty of experiencing with crashing planes in both manga and anime.
Brushing off debris and examining a few scratches (except for Ren who, thanks to Anna, had a bunch of bruises as well) the quartet decided to continue their journey.
Soon they ran into Faust.
Anna held up her squirtgun menacingly. "Are you dub, or are you sub?" she asked.
"I'm the black-magic sheep in my family," he explained.
"LOOK OUT!" Anna cried, "he's making bad puns! This dude is definitely dub!"
Suddenly, another (very angry) Faust appeared. He pointed an accusatory finger at Faust-dub.
"You get your sleazy hands off my wife," he threatened, "or… or… or I'll shoot you!" He pulled out a syringe. He looked confused. "What is it called when you give someone a shot?" he asked Yoh in a whisper.
Yoh shrugged.
Eliza ran in. "No, Johann, don't!" she cried. Both Fausts looked at her.
"Eliza!" Faust-dub squealed.
"Faust-dub! Guess what? I just found the cutest pair of shoes!"
"Really? Were they at that sale I told you about?"
"Yes! Thank you so much!" Eliza squealed.
Faust-sub looked considerably more relaxed about the situation. He put away his syringe. "Ah, I understand. You just wanted Eliza back so you could go shopping together, am I right?"
Faust-dub nodded. "You have to understand… I wasn't trying to steal Eliza. I just miss her. We would talk about boys and we were the best of shopping buddies…" he sighed.
Yo, Yoh, and Anna sweatdrooped. Anna quickly squirted him with the squirtgun.
Eliza gasped. "Nooo!"
Anna put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "Don't worry. He has an Eliza back home… you both will move on and find a new friend."
Eliza nodded sadly.
And so, the group (which now included Faust and Eliza) moved across Europe, ready for another adventure.
