Disclaimer: I do not own High School Musical, nor am I affiliated with Disney Channel in any way. However, I do own the original characters in this story, and they are not to be used or mentioned elsewhere without the author's permission.
Author's Note: Rated M for language and mature themes.
Parking Lot Pandemonium
Zack sat in Troy's car drinking some sort of soda imported from Canada, watching people get in and out of their cars. He tapped his fingers along the side of the car door. He looked back at the grocery store door waiting for Troy to come back. Finally, he did and got in the car, smiling at his boyfriend. "What?"
"What took you so long?", Zack asked, sipping his soda again.
"I couldn't find the organic things you wanted. They rearranged the whole store...again."
Zack shook his head, "Babe, I told you, they're always in the back."
Troy shook his head back at his boyfriend and went to start the car when he felt Zack's hand on his. "Wait." He pointed to the old lady taking her sweet time getting into her dated Toyota Corolla. The two boys watched as she took approximately twenty minutes to get in her car, never mind close the door, start the car, and back out of the space.
As she did so, she was unaware that due to her turtle-speed, the two women in the van adjacent to her parking space started backing out as well. The old lady slammed on her horn as the van closed in on her close-to-ancient vehicle. The van pulled back into the space, the driver leaning out of the window, screaming at the old lady. "You were backing out of the space twenty minutes ago; you're still there?! Lord Jesus."
The two boys busted out in laughter, Troy clenching his stomach due to the massive humor. Neither of them stopped laughing until a man pulled into the old lady's previous parking space and stopped in front of them as he crossed the parking lot. They ceased their laughter, but resumed it once the man started crossing the parking lot - still looking at the two boys - and walked into another vehicle, tripping over the bumper.
Zack managed to end his laughter and cover Troy's mouth with his hand. Troy grinned and ran his tongue up his boyfriend's hand. Zack pulled his hand back in disgust and wiped it on his pant leg. "Troy, that was so gross."
He smiled, "You know you liked it."
Zack shook his head and smiled, "No, babe. I like it in my mouth."
Troy laughed, "Come here then". He leaned over and kissed Zack, his tongue slipping into his mouth, exploring the inners of his oral area.
Zack moaned as Troy broke the kiss, "You know just how I like it".
The boys jumped suddenly when an old lady slammed her grocery cart into the SUV next to her small sedan. Zack shook his head is disappointment, "Parking lot pandemonium".
Now this chapter was funny, as I thought. The first part about the old lady was an actual experience of mine, so I was ecstatic to post it into this story. As always, read and review!"
