"So, like I was saying. There I was sitting in this hot tub with these two blondes next to me. One of them took my swim trunks off and tossed them over the edge of the tub. The one of the right starts kissing me and the other one puts her head under the water…. if you know what I mean…"
Reno leaned back in his barstool and pressed his back to the bar as he recounted his latest tale of sexual prowess. Rude sat next to him listening quietly, the way the big guy always did. He picked up his mug and took a drink of the beer as Reno picked up where he left off.
"So, things are starting to get real hot and heavy and I'm thinking to myself, 'Reno, you are going to show these ladies double time tonight.' Just then the back door opens and this huge dude swinging a metal bat comes rushing out right at me! I jumped up out of the hot tub and ran across this yard with nothing on. I hopped the fence and ran down the street totally naked. The dude chased me about two blocks before he finally gave up."
"There I was in downtown Costa del Sol with no clothes, no wallet, and I'm like, what the hell am I gonna do now? I snuck back to the place and the friend of the girl who lived there had my stuff."
Rude looked to Reno again with a visible smirk on his face, trying not to laugh at the plight of his good friend naked and broke in Costa del Sol. Reno returned the look and just shook his head.
"I'm telling ya, Rude. That was one crazy night. Oh, and the friend? Yeah, I took her back to the hotel and showed her some basic training. Even though I did nearly get clobbered for it."
Reno sat his empty glass on the bar and stood up, stretching his limber frame and listening as his bones popped. After popping his neck in both directions he sauntered towards the door, ready to move on after the beer break. Rude placed a crisp bill on the bar to cover their drinks and then followed suit, slipping his gloved hands into his pockets as he followed the lead of the redheaded Turk before him. They had to get back to some stupid meeting Rufus had called and after that they would be shipped off on some meaningless assignment with Tseng and Elena. The job paid well, but sometimes it was a hassle to listen to Rufus's banter.
As the two Turks moved down the bustling city street they were being watched from the other sidewalk. A young ninja girl with short black hair was eyeing them, seeing if they had anything worth stealing. Yuffie wasn't a standard pickpocket; she only had eyes for that valuable Materia. Of all the people in her vicinity, the two Turks were the most likely to have it on them. She slipped her hands into the pockets of her shorts and moved to the nearest crosswalk, waiting for the right time to snatch a prize from one of them.
Yuffie was far from an idiot. She wasn't as good at her job if she was clumsy. While there were plenty of people around to make reaching into one of their pockets easy, it would be hard to steal from either Reno or Rude while the two were together. Fitting in as an ordinary civilian she stayed a few feet behind the Turks and watched, waiting. As the trio neared a corner a rather expensive looking chic black car was parked next to the curb with a blonde woman in a suit leaning against the hood. As Reno and Rude approached, Elena pushed herself away and stepped towards them.
"Reno! Rude! Over here!'
While she wasn't a junior member anymore, Elena still had this girlish look and voice and sometimes her voice was a little too high pitched. The two Turks turned to look at their fellow comrade and moved towards her. The conversation was hushed making it nigh impossible for Yuffie to hear what they were saying. She watched Elena climb into the passenger's seat, seeing Tseng at the wheel as the door opened, and Reno and Rude climbed into the back. As the car sped off Yuffie felt hear pulse rise. She needed to stay on their tail and see what was going on. She might not see Reno and Rude again for a while.
As she stood on the corner watching, a teenage boy on a Moped approached. Biting her bottom lip for a moment Yuffie pushed him off the small motorcycle and took off, chasing the car that took the Turks away. Jumping to his feet, the Moped owner shook his fist, cursed, and ran after her but was too slow on foot to catch up with the thief. Yuffie yelled back her apologies as she sped up the mini-cycle, trying to tail the car.
"Where the hell are they going? This is just my luck!"
After trailing the car for the better part of an hour and watching the four Turks disappear into a corporate looking building for another hour Yuffie was growing impatient. As she sat on the Moped seat dozing she was startled by the sound of an engine roaring to life. The car sped off and as the realization that she lost her chance sunk in she saw Reno on foot strolling away in the opposite direction. For whatever reason, the lanky Turk had opted to venture off on his own instead of going with the other three. As a new feeling of success gripped her Yuffie climbed off the Moped and began trailing him.
As Reno slipped through the calm streets of the upper city nearing sunset he whistled to himself while flipping a coin into the air, catching it each time it came down. Remaining as quiet as possible Yuffie remained a safe distance behind and waited for her opportunity to snag some free Materia. She just had a sense of who was carrying it on their person and she knew that Reno had some. He was fond fire magic if she remembered correctly so he was bound to have at least one red Materia in his possession. Stopping suddenly the red-haired Turk looked over his shoulder but saw nothing. Yuffie poked her head out from behind the stoop of the nearest building to make sure the coast was clear.
After catching the coin for at least the hundredth time, Reno slipped it into his pocket and stood at the crosswalk, glancing about himself. A small hand from behind slipped into his pocket and grabbed the glowing red ball there. Reno's eyebrows arched as he felt another person behind him and looked to the left, seeing the reflection of the girl ninja in a parked car. He remained quiet as he felt her hand leave and noticed the missing weight from his coat pocket. Playing the fool he listened to her feet quickly shuffle away and then turned around, seeing her duck into a nearby alley. Drawing his favored weapon, the shock stick, from his inner pocket he twirled it between his fingers as he neared her escape. As he stealthily entered her hiding place he saw her bending over rummaging through what appeared to be a backpack. "Must be where she keeps her goodies" he thought as he approached her.
While he never noticed her body before, Reno did have to admit that those small cheeks covered by her tight shorts were attractive. A smile came to his face as he snuck up behind her, lifting the shock stick. Yuffie squealed and jumped up, grabbing at her stinging bottom as Reno jammed his shock stick into it. Still holding her butt in her hands she spun around to see Reno standing there, swinging his weapon around and sneering at her the way that only Reno can sneer at a person. His cool voice flowed through the alley, bouncing off the walls.
"I believe you have something that belongs to me. Didn't your parents ever teach you it's wrong to take things that belong to others? Hmm?"
Reno began to walk towards her still twirling the shock stick. Yuffie brought her arms up in a defensive position and swung out her booted right foot in a stiff kick aimed for his head. Almost too easily Reno ducked the kick and jammed his shocking weapon into her midsection. She screamed and fell back onto the ground, holding her side. Reno laughed as he moved closer.
"That's all you have? A famed Wutai ninja and you bring a simple kick to me? You'll have to put up more a fight if you want to outclass me. Look, I'll make it easier for you!"
Reno opened his coat pocket and slipped his weapon back where it belonged. He then assumed a fighting stance and beckoned her towards him. Yuffie ran at him with a punch and Reno ducked before coming up with his own uppercut. As the fist slammed into her chin Yuffie fell back again and before she could get her bearings Reno was on top of her. He slammed his knee into her stomach, followed that up with a right hook to her jaw, and then grabbed a handful of hair, slinging her small lithe body towards the dumpset.
Her body smacked against the cold metal hard enough to make her scream again as she tumbled to the floor. Not wanting to surrender and afraid of what would happen if she did Yuffie forced herself up and staggered towards Reno weakly swinging her arm. Reno grabbed her wrists in both his hands and pulled her towards him. Holding her up off the ground to be at eye level with him he smirked at the defeated girl.
"Guess you aren't as hot as you used to be. I expected more of a fight from you. Oh well, enough idle chat. Get down to where you belong, thief."
Reno tossed her against the wall, watching her back slam into the bricks. As she slumped down to the floor Reno stopped in front of her and knelt, looking down at her bruised face. He cupped his hand under her chin and pulled her face up to look at him. Smiling he leaned down and kissed her, pressing his lips against hers. Her eyes went wide and she moaned against his warm lips, not expecting the sudden affection. As he held her near she felt his tongue push past her lips and into her mouth, running over hers and tasting the inside of her mouth. After what felt like half an eternity Reno pulled back and smiled at her again, this time more sensual.
"You liked that, huh? Don't lie to me, thief. I can tell when a lady is digging on me. Now, why don't you just stay there and keep quiet like a good girl. The fun is just starting!"
Leaning back Reno slipped off his jacket and began unbuttoning his shirt. Yuffie watched as he peeled the shirt away exposing the toned body underneath. As he leaned towards her again Yuffie whimpered as she felt soft kisses being placed along the side of her neck, going down to her chest. It was hard to struggle, as her body was sore after the pounding Reno gave her. She gasped as she felt his hands on the hem of her crop-top, pulling it up. As her shirt slipped off she moaned, feeling the cool breeze of the evening on her exposed chest. As Reno's mouth cupped over her left breast she sighed again, both in a mixture of shock and pleasure as goose bumps began appearing on her body.
As he suckled on her left breast his hand gripped the right, squeezing and toying. Just as she was finally letting herself slip into the euphoria of having Reno play with her she felt a hand on her throat pulling her up. Reno held her against the wall; he was a lot stronger than he looked, she looked him right in the eye, feeling a new sense of fear. He tossed her aside again and she landed on her stomach, elbows propping her up and pushing her ass into the air. She grimaced as she felt Reno's hand sharply smack her ass as she knelt on an awkward mixture of all fours.
"OW!"
Saying nothing Yuffie felt his strong hand grip the waist of her shorts and yank them down, snapping the button in the process. As her shorts fell to her knees Reno stopped a moment to admire her underwear and the bottom underneath it before yanking those down too. Feeling more exposed than ever her first reaction was to roll over but after second thought, realized that wasn't a good idea. She squealed again as Reno rolled her onto her back and then moved to straddle her. She wanted to fight back but was just too exhausted after the battle.
"I have an important lesson for you to learn. Stealing is wrong, Yuffie, but it certainly DOES pay!"
Reno chuckled as he undid his fly and reached into his pants. Yuffie watched in horror as he removed himself from his cage and began to press against her. Her eyes clenched tight as she felt him pushing into her, her body loosening and then tightening to accommodate him. When her eyes opened again she saw Reno smiling at her, slowly moving his hips back and forth. Yuffie felt herself breathing faster and her legs wrapping around Reno's waist to hold him closer. As she lay there letting him have her she looked up and saw that it was growing darker, that night was falling soon and no one was coming to help her. Then again, did she want help? She wasn't screaming for help and wasn't fighting him anymore. She was… enjoying herself! Her hand reached down and began to run through Reno's long locks, feeling his soft hair between her fingers.
Suddenly Reno pulled away from her and stood up, holding his black pants up clumsily with one hand as he grabbed her with the other. He shoved her towards the dumpster and she landed bent over it, her legs slightly spread. Instinctively, her hands grabbed the edge of the dirty red dumpster as Reno spread her legs a little further by pushing his boot against her foot. She let out a loud gasp as she felt him entering her again, much faster this time. She groaned and pushed her body back to meet him. Gripping her smooth hips with his hands Reno began a pounding rhythm, slamming his hips forward again. His flat stomach slapped against her ass numerous times as his hands tightening their grip on her. Yuffie began to scream louder, her head leaning back as pleasure began to overtake her.
"Ahhh! Reno!" she cried louder, feeling her stomach start to knot. Reno gritted his teeth and began to grind them while feeling his body tightening up for release soon. Yuffie's small hands gripped the dirty red metal of the dumpster as she leaned forward, letting out a long scream as her body let go. Her small frame shook all the way, through as she moaned in a loud breaking style, riding out her pleasure.
A moment later Yuffie felt Reno's hardness slip from her, leaving her feeling empty after what she just experienced. As she slowly turned around to face him, Reno grabbed her hair and pulled her down. Before she could protest she felt him push himself into her mouth, past her lips. Kneeling in an empty alley of the city, Yuffie found herself with Reno's member in her mouth, sliding back and forth. She breathed heavily through her nose, not quite sure how to handle the situation. As she gasped what breaths she could she looked up to Reno, seeing him with his face scrunched up.
"MMMMMM!" was all she could manage to say as she felt the intruder in her mouth suddenly grow very warm and pulse. A warm and sticky liquid splashed into her mouth, filling her with a bitter tasting fluid. As she began to gag on the foul new presence Reno pulled away from her and stood on wobbly legs. She watched him zip up and then move away from her, going to fetch his shirt and jacket. Pulling the shirt on, he didn't even button it up before slipping his black coat on.
Walking past her he smiled as she looked at him, shocked. He smirked at the trail of white liquid dribbling from her chin and let out a loud laugh. Bending over he reached into her bag and pulled the red fire Materia that he knew was rightfully his. Slipping it into his pocket he bent back over and took a few more that weren't his, but that he knew he would find useful someday. As he rummaged through her collection of stolen prizes he didn't realized she had pulled her shorts back up and was getting dressed.
"Hey! Reno!"
As the Turk turned around he was blindsided by the bottom of her boot coming right at him. Having zero time to react Reno took the kick to the face full force and slammed into the brick wall. As his back hit the cold hardness of the wall he felt two more kicks into his sternum and a backhand across the face.
"Those are MY Materia, asshole!"
Grabbing his shoulders Yuffie brought up her knee, slamming it into Reno's crotch. His eyes bulged out and his mouth fell open as he let out a loud guffaw! Slumping down to the ground hands on himself Reno watched helplessly as Yuffie took back all the Materia, including the one she stole from him. Dropping them into her pack she laughed as she skipped out of the alley.
"Crime DOES pay, Reno! In more ways than one!"
