Not Going
As I lay in the darkness, I am then greeted with with some... Familiar wetness.
Now this is not the enjoyable kind of wetness. This is the "I'm going to fucking kill you Komachi!" kind of wetness.
I decided to calm down.
Because my mother has always told me that murder was never the answer.
"Hehehe...You up Hikki?" She says mischievously.
Although my father on the other hand...
"What the fuck sis?!" I say quite angrly.
She looks at me smirkfully
"Check the time."
Before I decide to take her life and mine soon after I decided to look at my alarm clock.
With water on my face and an erection that weirdly won't go away with my sister in the room.
I make a choice that I would later find out was a terrible idea considering I am in the "running" to be the student council president.
"Fuck it. I'm not going." I say.
She looks at me blankly and says
"Ok."
I was flabbergasted.
It was seriously that easy?
I thought about the precautions of my actions but in the end of the day they seem to only hurt my chances to be student council president more which I liked a lot.
I decide to turn my phone on and see what I missed.
53 new text messages*
Wow...This is what it's like to be popular?
I decide to check the nessages and what a suprise. 49 of them are from Yuigahama.
How is that even possible? I thought after the first 5 text messages you'd think "hmm maybe he doesn't want to talk right now."
Yuigahama you never fail to amaze me.
I quickly skim through her comments and notice something very strange.
It first starts off with a couple of text basically meaning "Why would you say that? You know how I feel." type text messages.
Then it pretty much completly ignores my "fuck you." comment by then acting buddy buddy with me by saying
"hey, how's it going?"
"I noticed that you read a lot of R.L. Stine books. I love his work too!"
"You want to get some max coffee before we go to our club tomorrow?"
"My Snapchat is..."
Then it got weirder from here.
"Have you ever thought about what our baby would look like? Hypothetically of course."
Fish eyed and mentally unstable child who could take over the world or just be that child we just never talk about. They will however have 2 very huge...Is that Chris Hansen knocking on my door?
"That "how's the kids?" joke was amazing LOL"
How does she know this? She wasn't even there!
"I was."
Did she just read my mind?
After looking at a lot of her messages I decided to stop reading them and move on to someone actually important.
I check Yukino's text and I don't even try to read it.
This bitch literally just sent me a 7 page essay.
Thesis included and body paragraphs all mapped out with a lengthy conclusion to finish it.
Now this next message was actually something.
It was from Haruno. I hate her with a passion.
Not because she's fake but because she's actually aware.
She knows everything about anyone at anytime and yet she's still...A fucking bitch.
Let's just say If we all were in a murder mansion. She'd be the first one to find out the killer and then not tell anyone because she just loves the rush apparently.
She's a crack fend with her drug being people's pain and suffering.
That being said her message left me pretty uncomfortable to say the least.
"I know you're staying home right now *smiley face emoji*"
I look at the time at which she sent the message and realize it was just about a couple minutes after I had said that I wasn't going to school.
This meant either 1 of 2 things.
1. Komachi snitched.
2. She's stalking me.
I quickly assume it's number 1 because why would anyone stalk me? I'm not that interesting.
A bunch of girls and 1 half boy/girl and woman sneeze simultaneously*
I don't respond to her text and move on to sagami's message.
"You're a bit-"
I quickly block her number before I even finish her comment.
Now I'm down to the last message and it's by that unknown person again.
It looks like it's korean but I'm too lazy to translate it.
"dangsin-ui sigan-eun jeomjeom jjalb-ajigo issseubnida."
Yeah it's probably for someone else. I decide to block this number as well.
(2 hours later...)
I've been playing this game called "Doki Doki Literature Club!" for a bit now and so far it's pretty good.
Zaimokuza recommended this game to me and he told me that this game wouldn't leave me hanging and so far It's pretty true.
As I play I hear a knock on the door. I'm confused and wondering whether or not to answer it.
I decided "what's the worse that can happen?"
I quickly go to open the door only to be greeted by...
(Find out on the next time of Attack on...Nevermind.)
Author Notes:
I know I just made all of you pretty mad with that ending. So I decided to have you guys pick who you want him to see at his door.
No one is off limits and you guys can decide who he falls in love with but that's still a bit away.
After chapter 7 you might see a drop off of consistent uploads cause I want to focus on my other terrible fanfics.
Constructive critisism is highly appreciated and tell me if you don't like the way the story is going I don't get too offended.
Also what's your opinion on dark humor and do you have any limits?
