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REWRITTEN SOME PARTS

by the way, this is crack.

this story stopped making sense since chapter 1.

I'm serious


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16. Rivals?

It took the young Uchiha heir awhile to process this newly acquired piece of peculiar information. Even if he attempted to use 'smart' words to describe the strange encounter with new 'rival'. Sasuke groaned into the palm of his hands; the encounter between him and his 'rival' still fresh in his mind. He sighed capturing the attention of his fans and his rivals, in particular the odd Hyuuga heir. For a moment their eyes met where they were lost in a different world. It was truly a magical moment where Hinata made slicing motions by her neck, and Sasuke in return sent her his fiercest glare, and a trusty middle finger. 'Try me bitch!'

Iruka who had witnessed the little exchanged face palmed, oh to be young again!

17. Flashback in this bitch!

Sasuke could have choked on his spit after the ballsy declaration that was spewed from the mouth of Hinata, standing before Sasuke in a quivering mess, her eyes brimming with tears, snot hanging from her nose and her mouth twisted into a rotten sneer. It left both him and lazy nurse flabbergasted.

"Care to repeat that statement." Asked Kazu her eyebrows permanently raised into his hairline, his eyes widening in sheer disbelief. Sasuke blinked three times wishing he had the powers of Dorothy so that he could just go home and put an end to this weird day.

"I said, "She began in a clear strong voice her body shaking violently "stay away from Naruto-kun!"

"You can't make me!" He said. It is not that he wouldn't stay away from the obnoxious blonde. On the contrary his body acted on the automatic and steered clear from the crazy blonde less he got soiled underwear in his face again.

"Yes I can!"

"No you can't!"

"I will!"

"I would love to see you try!" His pride would not allow him to obey the demands of this mousy female. Hell would have to freeze over.

She glared. "I warning you Uchiha to stay away or there will be consequences."

"By the way," Kazu said interrupting the stared down between the young heirs."Why were you crying?"

As if a switch had been pulled Hinata instantly reverted to her awkward shy self. "A-a-anger m-m-makes m-me c-cry." She admitted her face stained tomato red as she twiddled in her fingers.

"Fucking weirdo." Sneered Sasuke

"Bastard Uchiha!" cried Hinata.

"I am no-

"CHILDREN!" yelled the nurse. "You're in a school, we speak polite language here." He admonished with a stern glare.

It was at that moment, the world turned in slow motion, Sasuke swore he saw Heaven's gate way. To be honest, if the young Uchiha ever looked back on this day; he would tell how he came to hate his actual rival Hinata Hyuuga.

Hinata-god damned her soul-turn her facing the nurse. With a steely glint in pale lavender eyes, and serious expression on her face. She opened her mouth" Oh we do…" she paused in contemplation. "It's just I don't fucking care."

Silence descending like the black plague.

Beads of sweat dripped like a storm, Sasuke glanced nervously between the doctor and Hinata who was refusing to back down. Sasuke watched as the nurse silently rummaged through his drawer pulling out…is that a hand soap? What's he gonna do with that? Sasuke thought. He face shifted into a sullen expression oh fuck-

"Children," Kazu drawled a dark aura swarming around his lanky body." Such dirty, dirty mouths." he grinned, his teeth sharp and jagged like a shark's.

Suffice to say Sasuke would forever detest the scent and taste of hand soap used within these academic premises

18. Its cursing time again!

"Fuck this day."

"Fuck that nurse and his dumb soap."

"Fuck that weirdo."

"Fucking dobe." cue yet another blush.

19. I'm learning I swear!

Sasuke was not staring the Naruto. His eyes were not trained on the back of the blonde's head nor was he exchanging glares with Hinata much to the confusion of classmates.

"…During the reign of Nidaime certain procedures such as…"

He was not paying attention to dobe.

He was certainly not paying attention to that damn rotten female, who looked so cute with her face scrunched in confusion dammit!

Did he say cute, he means ugly, yes ugly

"…Surprisingly the Inuzuka initiative remained in play, seeing that it only benefit…"

He sighed, ignoring the swooning of those rapid female beasts. He was definitely not glancing at Naruto, whose tongue was poking out in rapid concentration. Yep not paying attention at all.

"That's why Sasuke would explain the rest of lesson to us, right Sasuke-kun?" Iruka smile sweetly at Sasuke's. "After all you were paying such rapt attention to our favourite blonde deviant, I simple assumed you can finished this lesson."

Ignoring the outraged looks of his female's classmates and males alike, Sasuke meekly turned facing Iruka "I'm learning I swear."

He got detention.

Fuck his life. Just fuck it!

20. Whose that dog?

"You need to stay away."

Sasuke paused in his katas; jumping on the defense he quickly scanned the area trying to identify that unknown voice.

"Stay away from Uzumaki Naruto."

His eyes darting rapidly, scouring the training grounds, failing to locate the body belonging that voice. Sweat prickled his skin; he could feel his body shaking in trepidation, who was this person? What did they want with him? He did nothing wro-

A Voice whispered in his ears. "Just friendly advice from your neighborhood dog." And then the voice along with the chilling presence vanished leaving the Uchiha scion confused.

"Uzumaki Naruto, who are you?" he whispered.

Today was not his day, and that's a given.


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