Holy shit! Deadman Wonderland is fucking fantastic! Other than that I am watching another anime called Demon King and Hero and it's pretty fun to watch. Edit from the future: Demon King and Hero was good Deadman Wonderland is Jesus and Kill La Kill… Oh god! I will do a post on one of my social medias about it soon. So I also have to tell you I have no more free time so updates will be few and far between it is also because I spend my limited free time watching anime… Another fucking edit from the future: I have about fifteen animes that I need to watch, I am currently watching Heaven's Lost Property yet I still haven't finished Kill La Kill or Gurren Lagann… Also spot the Starbomb reference! The world is cruel. Anyways, last chapter that I have had written for a while, now I actually have to write these, god. Well expect chapter six in like, I dunno a week or less if I feel like it.
City's breaking down on a camel's back
I awoke in a cold sweat.
"Holy Seuss!" I screamed as I leapt up.
"Jaune?" Came a worried reply from the other room.
"Yeah, Pyrrha?"
"You okay? Your yell was really loud,"
"Not really," I said.
Soon the door opened and Pyrrha, dressed in pajamas for once, walked in.
"Care to explain?" She asked.
I then proceeded to tell her about my dream about a war and my death.
"I am Greek, as you know, and as a Greek, dreams are always signs, though sometimes against the will of the gods, you can twist fate. If you die in a dream, you could be in the same situation and live,"
"So, I bitch slap the shit out of the fates in order to live?" I asked.
Pyrrha sighed, "Basically,"
"In all seriousness though, it was disturbing, seeing Penny dying, just kinda killed me. She is my life, I would go through hell and back for her. Hell I would do anything for her, even abandon a mission. While this may be a fatal flaw, I grow attached to few and the ones I do grow attached to, I hold on, and never let go. So to prepare for that eventuality of someone I really love being in danger and I must leave so, I am going to train you to lead in my absence."
Pyrrha looked at me and studied my face to see if I was kidding.
"You can see a lot by studying ones face, especially the eyes, so I hope that you can see that I am truthful," I said.
She only nodded.
"You need to be ready, when the time comes I will call upon you to replace me and when you do, you will have to lead. Be prepared, start doing things a leader would, because I would sacrifice the world for the ones I love, always," with that I closed my eyes and fell asleep.
LINE BREAK
It was the morning and I awoke to see that Pyrrha and fallen asleep in my bed. I smiled and climbed out of bed so not to disturb her, and also so I might avoid ending up with a broken nose, and I went down to the kitchen to grab a drink and breakfast before classes. What I came down to was horrifying.
"Give me the fucking syrup!" Came Nora's voice.
"Shit," I said to myself.
I walked downstairs to see Weiss in the corner of the kitchen holding a bottle of syrup cowering beneath Nora and her hammer.
"We can do this the easy way or the hard way, I prefer the hard way, you?"
Weiss, shaking with fear, gave Nora the syrup container, "H-here," Weiss said nervously.
"Good bitch, now you can go," Nora said as Weiss ran away in fear.
"G'mornin' Weiss, Nora, how's it goin'?" I asked.
"This bitch finally gave me the syrup," Nora said, drowning her pancakes in syrup.
"I'm sorry!" Weiss yelled.
"Weiss, it's okay, and, Nora, calm your tits, it's a bottle of fucking syrup," I said.
"An old creepy guy once told me, while trying to fondle me, that you must never lose sight of Desus, this syrup, here, is my Desus," Nora said.
I stared at her, "Damn priests," I muttered.
Soon everyone was down and eating.
"First days of classes, you excited?" Ruby asked me.
"Eh, sure," I replied.
"Fuck me!" Yang yelled as she dropped a dish on her foot.
"Gladly," I said.
"Go fuck yourself," Yang shot back.
"So is that a no on the hand-job?" I asked.
"Not necessarily," Yang winked.
"Ooooh!" I said.
"Uh, guys?" Ruby said.
"Wazzup Ruby?" A rather wasted Ren asked.
"It's nearly time for class," She said.
"OH SHIT!" was basically what everyone said as we ran out the door.
We arrived just in time for class.
"Now everyone, we shall play a game so everyone can get to know you," Professor Port said.
"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Georgie, this'll be fun," Penny said.
"Shit," Said Velvet.
"Yay! Tits!" Was all that Yang said.
"Fucker took my whiskey," Was all that Ren slurred out.
"All of my minions shall see the true might of NORA VALKYRIE!" Nora yelled, followed by maniacal laughter.
"Son of a bitch," Blake mumbled.
"Yay! This'll be fun!" Ruby yelled and we all looked at her, questioningly.
"Let's start with the first row and work our way back," Port said.
What followed was a collective groan.
"I'm Mike, I am seventeen and I use a pocket pistol," A boy said.
"Jane, eighteen, I use a fire staff,"
"Yue, seventeen, I use a mage staff to channel aura," Said a bored looking, and sounding, girl with blue hair.
"I'm Kamina and I will pierce the heavens with my drill!" Said a man who refused to put a shirt on and wore and the most amazing pair of orange sun glasses.
"I'm James, I use a sword," Said a redhead.
"I'm Null, I use a spear,"
"Carri, I use an axe,"
"Jacque, I use a halberd,"
"Sarah, I use a rocket launcher, bat,"
"I'm Smith and I use swords connected to my arms,"
A bunch more kids, and some adults, went down the line and introduced themselves. He eventually got to us. and Yang was up first.
"Yang Xiao Long, Dragon of the East at your service, and, I don't need weapons when I have my fists, though I do use a pair of gauntlets," Yang whispered the last part.
"Penny Schnee Ironwood Arc, and I'm combat ready," Penny said and I smiled at this remembering the first time we met.
"Jaune Schnee Ironwood Arc, Penny's older brother, and expert in whatever the fuck you throw at me," I said.
"I AM THE MIGHTY THUNDER GOD, NORA VALKYRIE, GET IT MY WAY AND I FUCK YOU UP!" Nora yelled.
"I-I'm R-Re-Ren, L-L-Lie R-r-ren, but just call me Rennnnnnnnn," Ren slurred just as he passed out.
"Fuck, ah, dammit... Pyrrha Nikos, expert tournament fighter," Pyrrha dodged out of the way of Ren's falling body.
"V-Velvet," Velvet stuttered out.
Blake Belladonna, I use a katana," Blake said with authority.
"Weiss Schnee, superior Schnee child, I use a rapier," Weiss said.
"Ruby Rose! I use my baby, Crescent Rose here," Ruby said stroking her scythe.
"Good, that went without incident for the first year ever," Port said and then began rambling on about Grimm 'teaching us'.
When the bell rang I was relieved and I ran out the door, my squad following close behind.
LINE BREAK
"We attack today and we lose the element of surprise, though if we attack later we run the risk of Ironwood's kid catching on and ruining our plan…" Adam trailed off.
"I feel that we wait, but not too long, we attack on his second year, it will cripple the school," Another faunus said.
"Maybe…" Adam began to think, "dammit! I shouldn't have this problem, why Ironwood? Fuck!"
"I agree with Otta, we should attack second year," Another faunus said.
"It would work," The newly identified Otta said.
"This is not good, not good at all," Roman muttered to himself, "I'm going to have to warn the others…"
"You hear that?" Otta yelled.
"Yeah, get it, whatever it is!" Adam yelled.
"Shit!" Roman yelled as he got up and ran.
"We're gonna get you fucker!" Otta yelled.
Roman pulled out his cane and fired a shot at their feet in order to distract them so he could get away.
"Dammit! Where'd he go?" Otta yelled once the smoke cleared.
Roman was long gone, in a dust plane back to base.
From now on I shall have a reference in every chapter! I am watching a shit ton of animes which will definitely hinder production time on these. Also Diablo 2… So yeah, for now, I am out!
