101 Ways to Kill Scrappy

Disclaimer: It's pretty obvious, people.

A/N: Tada! It's rated PG-13 starting now! It's getting too unsafe to keep it PG anyway.

It may become R if I add something extremely bad, however. BTW, everyone who reviewed is getting toast for well, reviewing (throws toast). This idea is actually Dean's. (Thank you, Dean! Extra toast for you!) I've left it to my imagination.

Comments on Some Reviews I Got:

Fairy- NOT another PETA person-like review… . (Since you violated my reviewing rules, you're getting the boot)

Seal Pup- Thank you for the suggestion; I'll use it next chapter. (Tosses you jam & butter along with the toast because you requested it! ) BTW, no toast for the second "review"…

Finster – I'm confused: Do you mean "Bad to the Bone" as in it's kick-ass or "Bad to the Bone" as in it's crap? (Throws toast anyway)

Jay- Who knows? I'll keep it at at least 13 chapters & I'll see after that.

Terrauq- Thank you! (Throws toast)

Shaggy- Please. I'm not trying to satisfy everyone. And guess what? I got all A's except for one B on my report card, and that's only because I had a crappy first nine weeks! HA!

Danielle- Awesome! Another person thinking about how many ways to kill Scrappy! Since you're the one to actually revive this fanfic, you get extra toast. (Throws toast)

Method Four: Dog Fight

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The day after the arsenic-spiked lemonade poisoned Scrappy & Shaggy, Scooby-Doo and his friends were once again looking at the book full of methods to kill Scrappy. This time however, they would not be able to read the book since Scooby's dumb cousin (or brother, depending on the episode you've seen) Scooby-Dumb came into the house they happened to be quartered in at the moment.

Normally this would be a very pleasant occasion, since Scooby-Dumb seemed to be much loved by Scooby, but this time, they were quite too busy to have visitors. Scooby tried talking to him that he should visit back later until a scent came rolling into the two dog's nostrils.

Scooby Snacks. Beef-flavored Scooby snacks to be exact.

As it turned out, Scrappy was eating them from the only Scooby snacks box in the house as he was watching Dragon Tales reruns on TV. In-between his snacking, the two older dogs crept behind the puppy and waited for their foray.

After several minutes of painful waiting, Scrappy was laughing his butt of at Ord the dragon pulling stuff out of his pouch when the two pounced on him and the box. Scooby-Doo was the first to get the box, but Scooby-Dumb fought over the box of allegedly delicious Scooby snacks when the box ripped apart; a single Scooby snack landed on the floor.

At first, Scooby-Doo and Scooby-Dumb just kept altering looking at the snack, Scrappy and their selves, but the two dogs started fighting in an un-Scooby like way: biting and barking, tail whipping, insults and the other nine yards. During the fight, Scrappy made the deadly mistake of trying to grab the treat. As a result, the two dogs, now on their hind legs and scrambling all over the place, started fighting even closer to the puppy. Just then, they came on top of the puppy and squashed him (and the treat) to death.

Initially, the Scooby-Doo gang and the two Scoobies wondered whether they actually killed him or not. Shaggy even suggested it was the pot in the snacks that could of killed Scrappy despite everyone disagreeing for many reasons, including the FCC getting closer on their "unacceptable" trail. Either way, they eventually decided they should just forget about it and resurrect him with the spell in the book anyway so they could intentionally kill him in yet another chapter.

End of Chapter Four

A/N: Yep, that is it for now. And no, I do not watch Dragon Tales, but my little sister did when she was four so I decided to have Scrappy watch it since he's kind of a child himself.

Well, I hope you enjoyed it. Don't forget to review before you go!

Ja Ne!

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