(Sorry that the first few chapters are basically just brawling and introduction, but It will get better soon.)

Of course, I knew Cana very well since she is my cousin. Cana was a close friend of Gray's, she was the one who always reminded him to put on clothes.

It was odd, that Gray never seemed to notice if he stripped. Sometimes he did but other times it was completely new information to him that he was half naked.

"It's time to settle things, once and for all!" Gray was fuming, stomping towards a pile of fighting men.

"Gray. Your clothes?" Cana called out, like I knew she would, as I stood nearby her.

Cana used magic cards to fight. My uncle doesn't even know that she is his daughter. She had been born to a woman who had left my uncle, and he never knew. She came to the guild many years ago, a young girl, before I had left to train. But when she saw my uncle Gildarts, a strong S-Class mage, well… She couldn't tell him. So she swore someday she would be an S-Class mage, and then she would tell him. She told me only because I had found out who she was. So had most of the guild.

Cana and I had grown up very close, she had been overjoyed when I returned. She also has a nasty habit of drinking and gambling. She looks like me, but her brown hair is grown out long and wavy, while mine is short and frames my head in soft waves. We have the same brown eyes though. It was my mother who was Gildart's sister. And my father was Cana's mother's brother. I take after my dad so Cana and I look a lot alike.

Our mark was in the same place, our body types were almost the same. Cana wore a blue bikini like top, and orange pants, with three silver bracelets on both her wrists, and black and silver arm bands on her upper arms. I wasn't surprised she had a glass of alchohol in her hand. She holds the title of Fairy Tail's heaviest drinker, afterall.

"I don't have time for that!" Gray yelled back at her.

Cana sighed, "You see, Mona? I don't date the men here because they have no class." She lifted an entire barrel of beer and began to chug it down.

"Well you're right about them having no class, but you might want to look at some of the girls in the guild as well, Cana." I laughed lightly.

"Hey, don't insult the drinking, Mona!" She exclaimed, continuing to chug.

The new girl looked horrified, and I was just calmly standing there, because for me this is an every day occurrence.

I heard Gray shout, "Come here and fight me, Natsu!"

I turned my head to see Natsu pushing on Krov's head, but he turned his gaze towards Gray, "Not until you put some clothes on!"

I noticed Elfman walking forward. Elfman was Mirajane and Lisanna's brother, Mira was older than him and Lisanna was younger. He had been the one who accidently killed Lisanna, when he tried to do a full take over on a beast's soul, but the beast had taken control. Ever since then Mira hasn't fought and he hasn't been able to do a full transformation, usually only using one arm. He was the kind of guy who believed problems could be handled with two strong fists, and was always going on about being manly.

He was big and strong looking with white hair and tan skin. A true beast, they say he is in battle, but really he was as soft and nice as a puppy. We got along well and had been on jobs together before.

"It's only noon and you boys are already whining like spoiled babies!" He scolded, but then held up his fists and exclaimed, "I'm a real man, want me to prove it to ya?!"

I heard the new girl say, "I can't believe he's encouraging them…"

And that's when Natsu and Gray both promptly punched Elfman in the face and knocked him out. As tough as Elfman seemed, Natsu and Gray had strong punches.

"They knocked him out that easily?!" The new girl said allowed, surprised.

I chuckled softly, walking over to the girl and holding out a hand, "That's Natsu and gray for you. I've never met such Knuckleheads, but they certainly can throw a punch. I'm Mona."

The girl smiled and shook my hand, "I've heard about you! Mona Alberona, The S-Class Mage! I've heard about you from Sorcerer Weekly! I'm Lucy." She seemed overjoyed.

I wasn't big on photo spreads in the magazine like Mira-Jane was, but I did ever so often let them take a photo or two.

"That would be me. Nice meeting you, Lucy." I pulled my hand back as I noticed a wizard nearby looking at me with a glare, a clear ask for a fight. "Well, excuse me, I have a fight to win." I quickly headed away from Lucy to punch the wizard in the face, and we began an all-out fist fight.

By the end of it I was victorious of course, holding him by the shirt, "Next time you want to fight, it'll be with magic."

"Y-Yes Mona!" He cried out as I dropped him.

I turned my attention back towards Lucy in time to spot Loke. Two girls I didn't know sat on his lap, his arms around them as they giggled.

"Jeez, it's so noisy around here, huh?" Loke was saying. Loke was a lady killer, I had met him once I returned and he tried flirting with me. And he ended up half drowned, flopping on the floor like a fish. He had soft black eyes and slightly spiky orange hair, and was a huge cheesy flirt. I had never seen him fight seriously before, and as far as I knew he just used magic rings that he had on his fingers.

I grabbed a nearby tin can and chucked it at him, and it hit him right on the head. I could see him scowl as his lady friend asked, "Are you alright?"

He stood and made his way closer to the fighting, where I stood. "I'm going to go fight, only to protect you two." He said, giving a thumbs up.

"Good luck Loke!" The girls swooned as I grabbed Loke by his jacket and yanked him into the fight.

"M-Mona!" He yelped, seeing the anger in my eyes.

I growled, "Loke you are just as much of a stupid flirt as ever. Don't you ever get tired of so many damn bimbos!"

"Well if you wanted my undivided attention, all you needed to do was ask, Mona." He attempted to flirt, until I punched him and threw him halfway across the room, into another part of fighting.

I was about to jump back into fighting when I heard Lucy, "- There's not one sane person in the whole place!"

I smiled. That was certainly true, none of us were anywhere near normal, much less sane.

I spotted Mirajane as she walked over to Lucy. Mira, as I said before, is Lisanna and Elfman's older sister. She looks innocent, with big blue eyes and white hair, wearing a dress. But Mirajane is a powerful mage, a former S-Class. I hate to say she might even be able to beat me, if she still fought. She is nicknamed The Devil. She, like Elfman, uses Take Over Magic. But hers is special. She has Take Over: Satan's Soul. Even I shudder when I see her using it. She is truly someone to be feared when fighting. She has a big heart, and anyone she considers threatening to the people she loves is her enemy.

Mira and I have become close since I've returned, and I've asked her to go on S-Class jobs with me but she always refuses. I'd love to see her fight again, like she once did, but I don't think I ever will. Now she just is an employee, here at the Guild Hall. Plus the old man liked to consult with her along with the other S-Class mages.

"Hello! Are you new here?" Mira greeted Lucy as I ducked to avoid a chunk of wood being thrown.

Lucy seemed to be having a squealing moment, "It's Mirajane! In the flesh!"

Mirajane was in Sorcerer's Weekly every week. She was very popular and had plenty of fans. I didn't appear as often so I could see why Lucy was so excited to meet Mira. I considered Mira to be prettier than me, so I completely understood why she was in the bikini photo spread more often.

Lucy, finally getting over her moment, pointed to the fighting, "Um… don't you think we should try to stop them or something?"

I saw Elfman throwing a punch towards me and caught him by the wrist, yanking him forward and throwing him in the air and accidently towards Mira.

"It's always like this around here, I just leave them alone." Mira explained. "Besides-" She got stopped short when she let out a scream as Elfman barreled into her, landing on top of her as they both hit the ground.

"Sorry Mira! My fault!" I called to her.

She finished her sentence, "It's kind of fun… don't you think?" And with that she looked ready to faint or die, an anime style soul beginning to show.

"Ah! Don't die Mirajane!" Lucy shrieked.

This was going to be a long fight unless someone stopped it. I felt a little guilty I had threw Elfman onto Mirajane.

Maybe I should stop the fight?

… Nah.