Chapter 4
Link followed Pikachu threw many corridors until they reached a huge circle room. It had a chandelier hanging from the ceiling. It was bare exept for 2 people standing in the middle and one hiding in the dark.
"Okay first let me introduce everybody,this is Yugi,"said Pikachu pointing to a blond spikey haired kid who was wearing a Go Flames t-shirt.
"Hi I've come here to help because I need to get some more star chips,"announced Yugi. "After my old one's were eaten by a special someone."
"Well exuse me I thought they were sun chips and I was hungry,"whined Pikachu.
"What ever."
"Okay next we have Mario,"said Pikachu pointing to a fat middle aged man wearing a red jumper suit.
"Mama Mea I just a wet a my pants,"said Mario holding his little hobbit.
"Smooth move fatso,"said Yugi.
"Mario! What the hell now my carpet is soaking with your pee,"yelled Pikachu.
"Sorry I a didn't mean to, you see after da operation for my...umm you know what. That you know what goes out of control in the most akward places,"Mario explained
"Okay then, anyway next we have Zelda,"said Pikachu as he pointed to the dark corner and out of that corner came a woman wearing a beautiful pink dress. She had long blond hair that flowed when she ran.
"What the hell Zelda why are you here,"asked Link.
"Link I've come because well I've been going out with Nimish and when he broke up with me to work for that friken Dark Lord. It...It...made me so pissed,"said Zelda "No one breaks up with me! I'm going to kill that bitch."
"Wow she's pretty mean I wouldn't want to get in her way,"whispard Yugi.
"Ya wait till you see her when you divorce her,"Link whispard back.
"And you all know Link,"said Pikachu.
"So where do we have to go,"asked Zelda.
"We a probably have to a go and fight some horrible beasts and journey through a many scary places,"replaid Mario.
"Acually we have to go visit my friend Mewtwo first. He lives across the ocean and into the legendary black cave of wonders,"said Pikachu.
"Sounds like fun,"said Link sarcasticlly.
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Nimish walked over to the gravesite of the Dark Lord. It was covered in black moss and black leaves.
"Okay now to pour the pepsi into the grave,"muttered Nimish. With that he slowly poured it and then threw away the empty can.
"Who dares awaken me,"yelled a deep dark voice. "And who litters when you can recycle and get 5 cents per can."
"Me, Nimish. I have come to aid you to take over this world."
A rumble shook the earth and the grave split open and out came the Dark Lord.
