Disclaimer: Characters belong to Stephanie Myers. Plot line is mine.

"Edward," I groaned throwing the pillow over my head. "Stop banging every god damn cabinet." The bad thing about sleeping on the couch, was that when someone else got up, most the time you did to. I could have bunked in Alice's room, but with the way that girl sleeps I wouldn't get any sleep. I could have slept in the couch in Edward's room, but that would include me hearing him have sex. Ew, no thank you.

"Are you serious?" I snapped glaring up at the person in the kitchen. "Not Edward," I said combing back my hair seeing a red head in the kitchen. She only looked over at me rolling her eyes. I gave a sigh getting off the couch. I didn't care that I was only in a tank top and boy shorts, Edward had seen me dressed like this on more than one occasion.

"What do you want?" He questioned sitting up in the bed.

"Breaking Alice's rules, within the first three weeks. Brave move," I said watching him roll his eyes. He never takes his sisters rules seriously. "Anyways," I said pulling the covers off of him. "Get her out before Alice gets out of the shower," I hissed watching him get to his feet.

"You're a bitch," he muttered under his breath.

"You're a prick," I called back walking into the kitchen pouring a cup of coffee. At least she was nice enough to brew a full pot, and not just a glass like Edward. Anytime he makes coffee, he makes enough for himself, only. Prick.

I walked out onto the balcony sitting at the small table. I'm not sure if this was Alice's doing, or her mothers. Either way it was one hell of an idea. From here you could see everything. The sun was rising, and you could see the half drunk people finding their way home, or you could see the girls doing the walk of shame, or the men in the suits flagging down a taxi. You could also see the sun rising, and it was prettier to watch here.

"Good morning, Gorgeous," Alice practically sang a towel wrapped around her head. "I swear it's the best here," she said a voice full of awe. "I'm never going to get tired of this." I knew what Alice meant. I could stay here for the rest of my life, and I wouldn't get tired of watching. My favorite kind of watching, was people watching.

There was something I loved about watching people making up my own stories.

"It's so different here," I explained. "It's like a different world." I wasn't sure how to put it into words, but Alice knew exactly what I was talking about. In Forks, you saw things like you see in New York very occasionally. The gay couple walking down the street, proudly holding hands, the girls in the mini dresses from the night before, the men still in a drunken haze - these were all sights that happened once in a blue moon in Forks.

It might be because we one bar in town, and it was even struggling for money. Maybe it was because it was so small. There was just something about Forks that wasn't like New York.

"Tell me a story about, her," Alice said pointing to the long legged red head. I gave a short chuckle as Edward, and Emmett joined up, each pulling up a chair.

"Her?" I questioned watching Alice bob her head. "Easy. She's sneaking out of some guys apartment," I said tilting my head. "She's either the lowly one night stand, or if she was any good, she'll last a week. Either way, she's a simple fling, not anything special." I said simply shrugging my shoulders.

"Him," Alice said pointing to the man in a suit.

"Beer belly Bobby," I said placing my hand over my heart. "He works part time at some big corporation which only pays minimum wage. He's the one supporting his three daughters, and he gets drunk almost every night," I said making up my own story. Alice gave a slight smile looking back.

"Let me do my hair, then you can have the bathroom," she announced leaving the porch.

"How'd you get rid of Red Riding Hood?" I questioned Edward. Emmett already knew she was here, because Emmett was out with Edward. Rosalie, Alice, and I claimed girls night, they claimed boys night. Although, I'm pretty sure Red wasn't a boy. Hey, you never know, when In New York.

"I told her my ex was going to rip her throat out if she didn't leave," he said looking up and down at me. "I mean the way you stalked into my room made it seem like you were a little jealous. You know Bella just tell me if you wanna have a little fun of our own," he said nodding his head puckering his lips at me. Emmett only gave a slight chuckle, knowing Edward and I getting along was probably going to last all of nine days.

"Oh baby," I said wrapping my arms around his neck. "You need to get tested first. Didn't I tell you? I don't have fun, with boys who probably have an STD," I said patting his chest.

"Dude, Bella just burned you," Emmett said giving a laugh.

"None of the girls I sleep with have an STD," he said rolling his eyes as if it was the most ridiculous thought ever.

"You messed around with Tanya, right?" I questioned. "Well, my guess is she wasn't virgin marry before she met you," I snickered seeing Rosalie walking out.

"Bitch," he said rolling his eyes.

"Get a better insult," I said leaning against the glass doors.

"Fucking slut," he said glaring at me.

"That's just an incorrect statement. Try again, man whore," I said testing his patience. At this point in time I honestly couldn't bring myself to care about getting along with him.

"Orphan," he sneered making me shake my head. Emmett glared at him, letting him know he'd gone to far.

"Now you're getting it," I said casually. "Arrogant, asshole," I said simply watching as Alice stepped into view. "Good, now I can get the fuck away from him," I announced with a smile. "This orphan has to get a shower." I narrowed my eyes at Edward before walking inside.

Edward and I had been forced together for seven days. I tried getting along with him on more than one occasion, but I just couldn't. There was something about him that irritated me to no end. I can't tell you what it is, but it's there. At this rate, we were going to kill each other by the end of the night.

Note to self: Tell Alice to hide the knives.

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