Chapter 4
Are you smarter than Kiba
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the show but I changed some parts.
Host: Welcome to Are you Smarter than Kiba today's contestant is kawaii-firestar, also known as Taco-chan's friend Kellie! So let's start the forth addition of Are you smarter than Naruto Characters! Kellie what will your first question be?
Kellie: I'll choose baseball for retarded monkey butt.
Host: Who is the biggest slugger on the Minnesota Twins!
Kellie: The cow on Naruto's milk carton is and he has 12Z4 homers!
Host: The person is wrong and the amount of homers isn't even a number!
Kiba: Justin Morneau is the biggest slugger on the Minnesota Twins.
Host: And Kiba got that question correct. So that means Kellie has 2 saves left. Kellie what will you choose next?
Kellie: I'll choose clans for Kiba ranking.
Host: That question is… which clan uses dogs to fight with?
Kellie: No clan uses dogs but the Hyuga clan use fish.
Host: Who taught you about this stuff monkey-kun? Because you got that one wrong too.
Kiba: The Aburame clan uses dogs.
Host: Dude your clan uses dogs Kiba.
Kiba: Oh yeah!
Host: Kellie what will your next question be.
Kellie: I'll choose food for peanut brain.
Host: What is Naruto's favorite food?
Kellie: Naruto only eats one food and that is a doughnut with worms and shrimp on it. … It is my favorite food too.
Host: Your wrong, Kiba what is your answer.
Kiba: His favorite food is Ramen.
Host: That is correct! Kellie you now only have one save left, and Kiba you have all three of your saves left. Can Kellie stay a live we'll find out after this break.
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Host: We are back to Are you Smarter than Kiba! Kellie what will your next question be?
Kellie: I think that I'll choose Characters for Retard.
Host: Who is the new KazeKage for the sand village?
Kellie: Gaara of the dessert is the new one.
Kiba: My sherbet cup I ate yesterday creamed Gaara when they were choosing it.
Host: Kellie finally got it right. What will you choose next?
Kellie: Spelling for retard.
Host: How do you spell the word Jutsu?
Kellie: W E Y 7.
Host: … … … … … … … … … … … You're taking lessons from monkey-kun he sucked almost that bad at spelling.
Kiba: J U T S U. Jutsu.
Host: That is correct! Kiba won. Kellie what are you going to say.
Kellie: I'm not smarter than Kiba.
Thank you for reading another chapter of Are you smarter than Naruto Characters.
I am running out of ideas so please give me ideas if you have any for me. Plus help me choose who the last person will be for my fifth and final chapter my choices are Chouji, Rock Lee, Kankuro, Konohamaru, Zabuza, or Kabuto.
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