Hey, uh. People reading this. I have to say. I'm not introducing Yamcha to this fanfic. I don't see how I can bring him in to the story and WHY should I bring him in to the story. He never actually did anything important. So. No Yamcha in this story. And no desert episode that means. So I'm starting AFTER the desert episodes. So if you are a Yamch fan tha-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. O-oh I'm sorry..As if Yamcha has fan's...Anyway, enjoy your fucking story
"Talking."
Attacks
'Thinking.'
Emphasis on a word
(AN:Authors Note)
"Oolong...Could you tell me why you took my sword while I was asleep." Goku said to a VERY frightened Oolong.
"W-well I wasn't going to sell it if that's what your thinking. Cause that's crazy."
"..."
"..."
"G-Goku. W-what are you doing with that. N-no GOKU I WAS FRAMED I SWEAR. NO GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT KNIFE . NO NO, NOT THE JEWELS. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Elsewhere
"...So...Your brother is really attached to that sword isn't he." Bulma stated while watching Goku beat the shit out of Oolong.
"Well, yeah. I mean, first he tries to drive us away from fire mountain because he's a scared little pussy. Then he tries to break the car so we don't have to got to fire mountain. And NOW he try's take my brother's sword so he would force us to go back and look for his sword somewhere else so we don't have to got to fire mountain. And yeah, he is to attached to that sword. Than again that sword WAS dad's."
Bulma's curiosity getting the best of her, she asked "So...What is your dad like...Actually. Shouldn't you have told him that you where leaving with me. Won't he be worried about you."
At this, Naruto got a downcast expression. "I...I don't think he'll be worried. I mean. He's dead...so...I don't think he's worried."
Bulma, hearing what Naruto said. Immediately regretted asking.
"Hey Bulma." Bulma wondering what he wanted asked "What up kiddo?" Naruto replied. "Could you tell Goku I'm heading out for a walk." Bulma nodded "Sure thing kiddo." Naruto quickly said "Thanks." And left
*SIGH* 'I wish dad was still here. He was always so funny always knew how to cheer me and Goku up...I should have asked him...Who's older. Me or Goku...Why the hell didn't he tell us something like that...Didn't he say Goku...No...AH FUCK. THIS IS FUCKING ANNOYING TO THINK ABOUT. Goku, No. Me , maybe'
That train of thought snapped Naruto out of his Emo moment. "Aw fuck. Now that thought is gonna be stuck in my head for a while." *BANG* *BANG* "AH! THE HELL WAS THAT."
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
"AH. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp." "NO Please." "SPARE ME." "NOT THE JEWELS. NO. ME BALLS!"
"...OK. Now I'm interested."
Naruto quickly ran to the site where he heard the sounds of agony. Once he got there, what he saw made his heart stop.
Naruto saw a beautiful blonde with green eyes that looked to be a little older than Naruto and Goku. She ha pink sleeveless shirt, long grey sweat pants, black boots, and several gun holster's around her waist with guns in them. And she was holding 2 of the guns. And she was shooting Thief's...Well that explains the sounds of agony. Normal people would be scared from seeing that.
But to Naruto, she was the most beautiful girl in the world.
"...Wow..." Naruto said as the girl finished dealing with the thief's.
"...Damn..." The girl heard Naruto say that and looked in his direction.
She continued looking in his direction for a while longer. She than started walking away.
Once Naruto couldn't see her anymore, he jumped down from a small tree. "That was close."
"Yeah, it was."
Naruto now finds a gun pointed at his head and an arm getting ready to choke him if necessary. Naruto was able to turn his head a little in her direction to see that his attacker was the girl who just killed the thief's. "...So...How's life?" The blonde girl stared at him. "The fuck you just say." "I said" Naruto started while grabbing the girl's arm and forcing it behind her back and took the gun away from her before she could shoot at him, he than aimed the gun at her head. "How's life. Cause yours may be ending soon" Naruto finished.
The blonde girl had one thing to say. "...Fuck."
"Goku where are you going?" Bulma asked seeing Goku walking away.
"I'm going to look for Naruto." Goku responded "But we have to look for the dragon balls." Bulma said "We can do that later, bye" Goku said before walking away.
"...Come on Oolong. Where going to look for the dragon balls ourselves."
'If I was Naruto, where would I be...I'd be in a garden...Where would I find a garden out here'
While Goku continued looking for Naruto, he stumbled upon a girl who looked to be a little older than Goku and was wearing, A blue metal bikini? With a pink helmet, pink gloves, pink boots and a green cape.
"Hi, my names Goku. Who are you." The girl replied. "I'm Chi-chi, who are you."
"I just said I'm Goku."
"..."
"..."
"NARUTOOOOOO GOKUUUUUUUUUUU HELP."
"Looks like Bulma needs my help. Hey Chi-chi, wanna come with me?" Goku asked.
"Sure." Chi-chi replied.
"Okay let's go. FLYING NIMBUS." Goku yelled. A yellow cloud soon appeared in front of them. "Let's go." Chi-chi nodded and got on the cloud
"NARUTOOOOOO GOKUUUUUUUUUUU HELP."
".`..Well looks like you got lucky Ms...Uh... What the hell is your name anyway"
"...You have me at gun point and your asking for my name. Not something like 'Why did you have a gun at my head a few seconds ago.' or 'Who where those people you killed.'"
"..."
"..."
"Nope."
"Really?"
"Why the fuck would I care."
"...It's Launch. My name is Launch Lunch" Said the now named Launch.
"Oh. Before I go. I don't even know what this machine is. So I couldn't kill you with this anyway. Sooo, Bye." Naruto said and Poof'ed into a cloud of smoke.
"...T-the bastard didn't even know what a fucking gun was."
" *Puff* *Puff*. Why do I feel breathless. T-that girl...No time to think of that now. Now is time to go and help Bulma." Naruto said to himself once he left Launch
"So you want us to go get this banjo fan from Roshi to extinguish the fire, than we can have the orange ball." Goku stated. The Ox king nodded.
"Goku, hand me a kunai." Goku through a kunai at Naruto, and Naruto caught it before it stabbed him.
"Ox king, I'll get rid of that fire for you." The kunai started to glow a light blue.
"Okay... Dragon's spike." Naruto through the kunai at the fire. Just before it connected, the kunai exploded into the shape of a dragon's head. There was a huge explosion that covered the whole area in dust.
Once the dust cleared, they didn't see any fire. And they didn't see a castle either.
"...Oops."
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