Disclaimer: I do not own Halo 2.
This chapter will change most people's opinions on Killer. Read and find out. Killer also gets a new friend...
Killer was sitting there in his Prophet throne talking to a Master Chief robot. "The only reason the Halo 2 Protectors win is because there's 5 of them and one of me! If I had a team they would get raped!" Killer said. "Yes I agree master!" The robot said. "Of course you agree. You're programmed to agree with everything I say. You don't count as a team member!" Killer answered. "Yes master!" The Master Chief said. Then a red visor shined in the shadows. "Greetings Killer...I can help you out on your team request..." He said.
Meanwhile Teal was testing his connection because of lag. "Hey guys! I wonder what it's like to standby?" Teal asked. "No man! Don't even expirement! Standbying is against the rules! Even in a custom game!" Crimson reminded. "It's just one tiny little flick to my modem button. What could go wrong? Ninja 0n Fire knows me. He wouldn't ban me in 3.1 million years!" Teal said. "Sure he wouldn't. That's why he fell for Unknown's trick and almost banned you before!" Crimson reminded. "I pwned Unknown remember? That dumbass got worked back at his own map with mods!" Teal said. "Yeah but you also had King Mod helping you...and that's not the point! It's not right man!" Crimson said. Brown opened his mouth to say something but Killer spoke over them. "Hello guys! Remember me?" Killer said evilly. "Yeah! I remember you! You're out bitch!" Crimson said calmly. "F- you faggot! I own this time I swear!" Killer said. "HAHAHAHA! THAT WAS VERY FUNNY!" Brown said cracking up. "What makes you think this time won't be any different then all the other times?" Sage asked. "Because...THIS TIME I'M NOT ALONE!" Killer yelled and 4 other modders jumped up next to him. "Whoa! Killer has a team!" Sage said in aw. "I didn't even know Killer had a team work bone in his body!" Teal admitted. "Ya let's see if him and his 'team' can hold their own against...THE HALO 2 PROTECTORS!" Crimson said. "We really need to write those letters in gold on our homepage!" Teal said. "Well I suppose so confusion is avoided! Introduce yourselves team!" Killer ordered. The orange spartan stood up from crouching. "I AM TAKONUVA!" He said. A voilet Spartan stood up from crouching. "I AM SKULLKING!" He yelled. A gold spartan stood up. "I AM KAO YEK" He said. A red spartan stood up. "I AM OMOTRON!" He said. "Of course you all know me! I am Killer and we are your executioners!" He said. "Yeah but what's your clan name?" Teal asked. "That is our clan name!" Killer said. "What? Is it I am? Killer? What is it?" Crimson asked. "WE ARE YOUR EXECUTIONERS!" Killer said. "You think you are but we're not going to lose!" Sage said. "NO YOU DUMBASSES! WE ARE YOUR EXECUTIONERS IS THE NAME!" Killer yelled. "Hey guys he called us badasses!" Sage said. "NO! I CALLED YOU DUMBASSES!" Killer argued. "WTF ever! Are we going to sit and talk all day cause I'm going to go!" Teal said. "Teal is scared!" Killer yelled. "F- you n00b. You're easy and you mod! How the f- can you combine legit ownership to a modder!" Teal asked. "SIMPLE! YOU CHEAT I'M LEGIT!" Killer yelled. "OMFG! THIS GUY IS F-ING DUMBASS!" The H2Ps all said at once and got a good LOL out of it. "F- you! Guys start fighting! They're buying time...or something!" Killer said.
The fight started and the Halo 2 Protectors didn't even know what map they were at. The screen turned normal and they were infront of a strip club. They went inside and split up. Sage found Omotron and they started to fight. Omotron shot out 50 BR shots in a second but Sage crouched behind a table and the table's physics stopped the bullets from hitting Sage. Sage looked up from under the table. Omotron was gone. He looked around but then he got assasinated. Brown and Trar were both together they looked around the strip club's basement. "This is a cool map huh Trar?" Brown asked. Water evem dripped from pipes it was so realistic. Then they saw Takonuva and he started shooting his Flame Thrower at them. Trar bounced a frag grenade off a wall and it bounced into the flames. The flames caused the grenade to explode on Takonuva. "Good job Trar! Now let's go find the other 4 cheaters!" Brown said. Then SkullKing assasinated them both. "That was easy!" SkullKing said. Crimson was in some kind of dressing room. He looked around and found a few 34C bras. "Oh man...!" Crimson said and looked around for the girls that might be wearing them. But there was no girls of course. Just then KAO ran in from a curtain and blasted Crimson with his BR. Crimson was too slow to shoot back cause he didn't expect it. Teal ran up behind KAO and assasinated him. "FAG! Leave Crimson and my friends alone! Guys! I just got 1!" Teal said and waited for a reply. No reply came. "Damn it! They must have made it so they can't talk while they're dead! I'm the only one left!" Teal said. He checked the status and on the dead screen was: Takonuva, KAO, Crimson, Sage, Trar and Brown. "Great it's 3 vs. one!" Teal said. He saw a door and opened it. He was on the stage now. Killer, SkullKing and Omotron were sitting at a table. "Dance for us biatch!" Killer yelled and tried to shoot Teal in the legs with his sniper. Teal kept jumping them and then hit the respawn button which was conviently located on the stage. Brown respawned and then the machine smashed. Brown jumped on the catwalk and blasted Omotron with a rocket. Killer grabbed the pole, swung around on it and the blasted Brown in the face with his fire shotgun Brown died. "GET RAPED!" Killer said.
Once again Teal was alone and it was still 2 to 1. SkullKing ran at Teal with an energy sword but Teal stuck a plasma grenade on SkullKing and kept backing away so he wouldn't be caught in the explosion. Teal ran into the dressing room and hid behind a fusion core. Killer ran in with his shotgun. "Where are you bitch!" Killer yelled looked around. Teal looked to see he had no grenades and was out of bullets. Killer ran out into a different room and Teal searched the stage room for a weapon. Teal picked up 2 Magnums. "You gotta be f-ing kidding me!" Teal whispered. "UH HUH!" Killer yelled standing on a balcony above him. "Oh shit!" Teal yelled and shot his magnums at Killer. They didn't even scratch Killer. "Now eat this!" Killer yelled and shot his flame shotgun out at Teal. The green flames burned and missed Teal. Teal kept dodging until the flames had burned a complete circle around him. Some how the floor gave way and Teal landed in the basement. Killer jumped down next to him. "NOW BURN N00B!" Killer yelled and shot Teal. Teal jumped away and ran down the hallways in the basement. He saw a BR just ahead. But a wire wrapped around him and stopped him from grabbing it. Teal saw Killer's shadow getting closer on the wall behind him. "JUST A LITTLE FURTHER!" Teal yelled. "I HAVE YOU NOW!" Killer said and was about to click the right trigger on his controller. "GOTCHA!" Teal yelled and grabbed the BR. He shot the wires off from around his legs and then aimed at Killer's head and shot. Killer released the green flames but Teal dodged them and finished Killer off. "GAME OVER!" The announcer yelled. The usuall ownage and trash talk was heard after the game and Killer went back to his map. The shadowed spartan was still there. "Are you not pleased young modder?" He asked. "No I'm not pleased! You're team failed me!" Killer said. "Really they shouldn't have failed? Are you sure?" The modder said and windows with all the Halo 2 Protector's movements and battles displayed. "We have their weaknesses..." The modder said evilly. Killer smiled evilly in real life and had new hope.
