BAS - 200 words - Bad Ass Santa has had it up to here! cue fight scene Is one of your characters dressed up as Santa? Do they meet Santa? Whoever is is, things are going down!

Characters: Zeno, Tsubone, Milluki, Killua

Rating: G


Tsubone's lips twitched as she fought the urge to smile. Seeing the family all together was her favorite time of year. She bowed low as her master entered the room.

The previous patriarch of the Zoldyck family, Zeno, was fully decked out in a Santa costume. If any of the famous family of assassin's found something strange about a Santa wearing a "one kill a day" sign no one showed it.

Or at least no one did until Milluki decided to open his mouth for something besides food - a Christmas miracle. With a groan, he said, "Gramps you're so lame."

"It wasn't so lame last year when I got you that new hard drive now was it?" replied Zeno. He pulled out a golden, special 4th edition Chocorobo from within the jacket top.

Killua's jaw dropped and his eyes widened. Running up to his grandfather, he grabbed the toy. Present hugged tightly to his chest, he shouted, "Thanks!"

Scowling Milluki stomped his foot. "Stop spoiling Kil, he's already a little snot."

"Do you want a Dragon Dive for Christmas? Because that's what you're about it get."

"You wouldn't."

For the record, he did.