Today on Chapter 4, we have

Ness

G&W

Marth (again)

And DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN! Frozen food.

Ye shan't lose with the (record scratches) ummmmmmm… I'm not listening to some piece 'o shit record that I found in my grandpa's attic.

Story…start?

Now?

C'mon!

Please?

I'll be a good boy.

Fine! Be that way!

…Power invested by me. I dub thee… KNIGHT of the kingdom (people cheer)

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Roy: She freaked out! That's what let you win!

Link: (Mimics Roy) So, what's your point?

Roy: Hey! Th-

Link: Hay is for shitbag horses like you!

Roy: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Link: You heard me.

They started beating the crap out of each other. Time for flashbacks!

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Flashback 1

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Ness: Psst… Hey! … WTF! … Hey look! A three-headed snake with legs!

Roy: WHERE!

Ness: Right about- Tag! You're it!

Roy: DAMN YOU NESS!

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Flashback over.

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Looks like they're done. Let's take a- OH MY GOD! Ha ha just kidding. Only thing wrong is the bloody snow, the missing teeth, and the bruises covering over half of their bodies.

Marth: (panting) I…finally found…you. OH MY GOD! What the hell happened here?

Link: Well, it's a long story. But I can make it shorter, unlike stupid asshole idiot shithead here.

Roy: Butterflies!

Link: Anyways, we argued, got into a fight, and I beat the shit out of him.

Marth: oh. Ok. Right. So what about you?

Link: He hit me a few times, but I'm ok.

Marth: Well, I guess I'll continue for him…

Roy: Pamcakes!

Link: … OK!

Marth's demented little mind: hehehehe my plan to take over the spot of main character might actually work! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Link: What are you thinking about? 'Cause if it's Zelda, I'LL KILL YOU!

Marth: Actually, it's something better… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Link: Ooooooooookay then. Let's get going!

Marth's demented little mind: SUCKER!

They got three-fourths of the way up when DUN DUN DUUUU- (pain, blood spattering, etc.)

AND DON'T COME BACK! Now then, they saw Game & Watch.

G&W: BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP!

Link: What?

Marth: He said uhhhh, die?

Link: Apparently you don't speak fluent beep.

Marth: Nope!

Link: Good. Now let's move ooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnn.

Marth: That's gotta hurt. OK beepman! I'll show you how to fight!

Roy: Me is nut inconshus new.

Marth: Ummmmmm… sure.

The fight went on until Roy killed G&W.

Roy: Me 1!

Marth: I'm leaving now. (sigh)

Marth's demented little mind: DAMN!

Roy: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Link: What'd I… miss?

Roy: Yu miss'd nuffin.

Link: Riiiiiiiiiiigt. Sure. Uh-huh. I'm getting the ice cream now.

They made it to the top! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Now for the journey back down. Ugh. More imagination. I at least want to finish page 3. Whatever!

Link: Can it Announcer Guy, or I'll pound you into next week!

(sticks tongue out)

Link: That's it! I can't take it any more!

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END!

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