Today on Chapter 4, we have
Ness
G&W
Marth (again)
And DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN! Frozen food.
Ye shan't lose with the (record scratches) ummmmmmm… I'm not listening to some piece 'o shit record that I found in my grandpa's attic.
Story…start?
Now?
C'mon!
Please?
I'll be a good boy.
Fine! Be that way!
…Power invested by me. I dub thee… KNIGHT of the kingdom (people cheer)
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Roy: She freaked out! That's what let you win!
Link: (Mimics Roy) So, what's your point?
Roy: Hey! Th-
Link: Hay is for shitbag horses like you!
Roy: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Link: You heard me.
They started beating the crap out of each other. Time for flashbacks!
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Flashback 1
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Ness: Psst… Hey! … WTF! … Hey look! A three-headed snake with legs!
Roy: WHERE!
Ness: Right about- Tag! You're it!
Roy: DAMN YOU NESS!
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Flashback over.
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Looks like they're done. Let's take a- OH MY GOD! Ha ha just kidding. Only thing wrong is the bloody snow, the missing teeth, and the bruises covering over half of their bodies.
Marth: (panting) I…finally found…you. OH MY GOD! What the hell happened here?
Link: Well, it's a long story. But I can make it shorter, unlike stupid asshole idiot shithead here.
Roy: Butterflies!
Link: Anyways, we argued, got into a fight, and I beat the shit out of him.
Marth: oh. Ok. Right. So what about you?
Link: He hit me a few times, but I'm ok.
Marth: Well, I guess I'll continue for him…
Roy: Pamcakes!
Link: … OK!
Marth's demented little mind: hehehehe my plan to take over the spot of main character might actually work! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Link: What are you thinking about? 'Cause if it's Zelda, I'LL KILL YOU!
Marth: Actually, it's something better… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Link: Ooooooooookay then. Let's get going!
Marth's demented little mind: SUCKER!
They got three-fourths of the way up when DUN DUN DUUUU- (pain, blood spattering, etc.)
AND DON'T COME BACK! Now then, they saw Game & Watch.
G&W: BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP!
Link: What?
Marth: He said uhhhh, die?
Link: Apparently you don't speak fluent beep.
Marth: Nope!
Link: Good. Now let's move ooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnn.
Marth: That's gotta hurt. OK beepman! I'll show you how to fight!
Roy: Me is nut inconshus new.
Marth: Ummmmmm… sure.
The fight went on until Roy killed G&W.
Roy: Me 1!
Marth: I'm leaving now. (sigh)
Marth's demented little mind: DAMN!
Roy: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Link: What'd I… miss?
Roy: Yu miss'd nuffin.
Link: Riiiiiiiiiiigt. Sure. Uh-huh. I'm getting the ice cream now.
They made it to the top! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now for the journey back down. Ugh. More imagination. I at least want to finish page 3. Whatever!
Link: Can it Announcer Guy, or I'll pound you into next week!
(sticks tongue out)
Link: That's it! I can't take it any more!
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END!
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