Jetta: I absolutely LOVE where this is going. Needles of Rain, you truly inserted a twist with your witty letter to this and I like that!

Needles of Rain: Yep, I'm just that awesome.

Jetta: You sure are, :) thanks for your reply..Your letter encouraged me to add a little suspence.

Needles of Rain: Alright everyone enjoy!


Dear Little Piglet of Luxurious Garagabe,

Me? Handsome? I used to be called ugly by my Master, but now! Now, I have joy for this face! To know, someone as magnifiecent as you, my lovely roast, loves me! We're under attack, but I will not be torn down! For you, I'd face the entire world! When I can, I'll flee for you! Uh.. What island were you on again?

Your Pig-faced Fiancee,

Moe the Moblin

P.S It's the guy in the green dress attacking! Give him a scolding next time you see him, will you? I Got a scar on my snout that you love so much~ Owchies..

My Most Amorous Moblin Moe,

What?

How is it possible that anyone could refer to you as ugly, my pet, you are by far the most handsome being I've ever seen.

Your master was probably blind because there is not a single existence of ugly in you.

I also was surprised to know that you loved me just the same, I've never felt this feeling of closeness and affection with anyone before and to tell you the truth…

It feels amazing; when I think about you I am indirectly sent to the sky where I gently float over the clouds with you, my delectable baconator.

Yes, let the power of love conquer all.

My love will reach out all the way to your destination and protect you from those who want to do you harm.

I admire your courage to be standing strong among those who attack you.

Wow, you are so perfect in each and every way my beautiful boar.

You would face the entire world for…me?

(Faints!) You ARE so amazing, my pet, you wrap me in your love oh so perfectly.

Everything about you truly fascinates me especially that adorable snout of yours.

Your snout is the most adorable I've seen that surely makes my little green rescuer in a dress jealous.

What's this not only is he your attacker, he has also scarred your beautiful snout?

He will pay for all of this; I will give him the biggest clout to the head he's ever received.

Plus, you want to know a secret?

I think my little green rescuer fancies me ever since I've grown more luxurious and fancier; every single day my little green rescuer comes to visit me.

There's no reason to get jealous, my love, I do not love him at all.

You know whom my heart truly belongs to.

Love,

Maggie

P.S. I live in Windfall Island, my sweet. I am longing for your arrival!