Kurama: (To Yusuke, Cp Kurama,. Kuwabara, and Cp Hiei.) I think there is something wrong Who is acting strangely
Who: (conveniently runs by the group seems to be in quite a hurry)
Kurama: Who.
Who: (stops) Sorry can't talk now trouble really busy later. I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. (Races off)
Yusuke: Do you mean strange for her or us?
Cp Hiei: Cause that wasn't all that strange.
Kurama: I don't understand, she was acting differently. She called me her love cup.
Cp Kurama & Kuwabara: Love Cup? (Give Kurama strange looks)
Yusuke: I still think you've got a thing for her.
Kurama: (anguished sigh) It's not like that Yusuke. Something strange is defiantly going on.
Cp Hiei: Or maybe you just want something to be going on. (Suggestively raises eyebrows)
Kurama: (shakes head) Why do I even try?
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(A/N. Sorry for noticeable out of characterness, shortness, lameness, confusing-ness, and whatever-else-I-should-apologize-for-ness. Thank you much for reading this you are all just awesome for that.)
Hiei idly tossed the stone up into the air, as Kurama watched with a sickly look on his face. Yusuke couldn't help but be a little amused by the red head's reaction to seeing the stone out of it's box and bouncing up and down in Hiei's hand.
"Hey Hiei, don't cha think you oughtta be more careful with that thing?" Kurama said watching the jewel shoot up into the air then fall back down again.
"Hey relax Kurama, this is Hiei you're talking to I've got it under control it's not like I'm gonna drop the stupid thing." Said Hiei, just as the gem fell toward his hand. Hiei was preparing to catch the gem as he'd done several times before only to have it falter in his hand. Kurama gasped and leapt about ten feet into the air.
The others experienced a slight hint of tension, as the gem bobbled about in Hiei's hand. Finally Hiei had regained his grip on the gem and looked quite pleased with himself giving a wide grin. "See I got it under control." Said Hiei rather triumphantly.
"You punk. Take this." Said Kurama, belting Hiei across the top of his head.
"Ow! Hey!" Said Hiei his eyes narrow from the pain. The gem flew from his hand as he went to cover the sore spot on his head. Kurama absentmindedly caught the gem.
"What's the big idea scaring me like that, shorty." Kurama began waving the jewel in Hiei's face. "You know this thing is cursed. There's no telling what would've happened if it got broke." Groused Kurama. Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei watched Kurama with quiet amusement. Hiei let out a snicker as Kurama held the gem, that not more than a few minuets before, would've set sent him into a conniption fit if it got less than a foot away from him. "What's so funny?" Inquired Kurama still blissfully unaware.
"Look in your hand." Said Kuwabara, all to happy to agitate the red head. Kurama looked down in his hand, and there curled up in his fingers was the gem. Kurama gave a quick surprised scream, and then tossed the gem out of his hand. The boy took to shaking his hand as if it had been infected, while the others scrambled after the gem.
"Dumbass!" Shouted Hiei as he and the others watched to gem shoot up into the air, when the gem started it's decent Kuwabara was the one to catch the gem.
"Baka." Mumbled Kuwabara staring down at Kurama, who had stopped whining about being cursed when all the commotion over catching the gem had started. Kurama nervously placed his hand on the back of his neck.
"Uh sorry guys." Kurama gave a nervous chuckle.
"Kurama, do you like being a moron or is today just a special occasion?" Inquired Hiei angrily. (A/N. I'm sure you can tell by now but I'm gonna tell you anyway Cp Hiei is like Yusuke. Cp Kuwabara is like Hiei. Cp Kurama is like Kuwabara. Which is just funny to me, and lastly. Cp. Yusuke is like Kurama.)
"Hey just cause you wanna lose your soul doesn't mean I do." Said Kurama pointing at himself with his thumb.
"Well you touched it so that means you're gonna lose your soul too." Said Hiei.
"That's right." Gasped Kurama, with a look of hopelessness. Kurama quite dramatically fell to his knees. "NOOOOOOOO!" Kuwabara rolled his eyes at the red head's reaction.
"Baka, kitsune." (A/N. I know it's so weird to see them act like this. But I think it's pretty funny too.) Grumbled Kuwabara.
"I'm sure the jewel is harmless Kurama." Said Yusuke. "Seeing as both Hiei, and Kuwabara have touched it, I doubt there is real cause for alarm."
"What if it takes a certain amount of time?"
"I suppose that is possible, but I think we should try to be realistic Kurama, most of the information about the curses, are nothing more than stories."
"I sure hope you're right Urameshi. I kinda like having my soul in my body." Yusuke gave his friend a soft smile.
"Yeah besides it's a dumb old rock." Said Hiei, he once again had the jewel, and had once again taken to tossing the gem into the air.
Yusuke was still tossing the gem up and down in the air. (A/N. Okay we've made a jump just so you know.) For the most part the four spirit detectives walked rather idly toward their destination.
Kurama sensing something slightly turned to Hiei, who was walking not far from his side. Kurama gave a quick, but wary glance over his shoulder.
"It's just that pair of weak demons; if they're foolish enough to try anything, they shouldn't be too difficult to deal with." Stated Hiei flatly never even so much as motioning back. Kurama nodded and decided not to worry Yusuke with the information. The sound of rustling leaves incited the four spirit detectives to hesitate for a moment.
"Alright stop." Came a voice from behind the foursome, that was all that was needed to get the four boys to turn around. Upon turning around the four boys saw a pair of familiar demon forms. Yusuke let out a silent groan out of sheer irritation, because of the fact that he was being pestered by two of the weakest demons he'd ever encountered.
The two demons stepped out into view, both wore red handkerchiefs over their faces.
"Ooo Ooo." said the Dory excitedly, nudging Fastus's shoulder. " 'Ey Fastus, can I tell 'm ta stick em up? I always wan'ed to say that."
"Moron, what are you doing using my name?" Inquired Fastus angrily to Dory. The taller demon gave a slight gasp.
"Sorry Fastus." Stated Dory lowering his head.
"Dunderhead you used my name again." Said Fastus, sounding even more irate.
Dory pulled his handkerchief from over his nose and let it settle around his neck. "Well what do ya wan' m' ta call ya Fastus?" Inquired Dory innocently. Fastus so frustrated with Dory for still calling him by his man, gave his companion a swift belt on the head. "Ouch, sorry Fa…"
"Stop it you nitwit."
"Okay." Said Yusuke letting his words come out in a slow drawl. He rolled his eyes as he looked at the bumbling would be thieves fighting with one another. Dory was engaged in pulling Fastus's ears, while Fastus pulled on his cord-like tail.
"This get filed under my stupid and annoying list." Commented Yusuke.
"Perhaps we'd better go before they remember what they intended to do." Said Kurama looking toward Yusuke.
"Don't tell me you're afraid of them, Kurama." Said Yusuke looking toward his companion.
"Hardly." Stated Kurama flatly as he slightly shook his head. "I would just like to forgo the inconvenience of having to deal with such weak demons.
"Hey who you calling weak!" Came Fastus's voice as he pulled out of the headlock Dory held him in.
"You're right let's go." Said Yusuke turning away from the two demons. The others did the same and prepared to walk off.
" 'Ey waitta min'it where ya goin'?" Whined Dory obviously disappointed.
"You cowards!" Said Fastus brashly. The boys turned around, if for no more than to humor the two ignorant demons. "You can't go until we've stolen that gem from you." Fastus continued rather boldly. He finished his statement by pointing at the gem in Yusuke's hand "First off we're not cowards." Piped up Yusuke. "Second This stupid rock." Yusuke held up the gem somewhat." "It's probably worthless. Third I really don't feel like dealing with this kind of crap toady. You two better just go before I get angry." Yusuke wore a sharp glare on his face that made Dory somewhat cower.
" 'Ey Fastus I think we bet'er leave 'm alone." The demon then slinked behind his brasher companion.
"No way." Said Fastus quietly to Dory. "He's bluffing." Commented Fastus more loudly.
Hiei rolled his eyes, and stepped forward a bit. "Fighting you would be a waste of our time." Said Hiei curtly, then he looked over at Kuwabara. "Though you might provide a challenge for this weak baka."
"Hey short stuff." Said Kuwabara angrily to the smirking Hiei.
"Come on guys." Said Yusuke, prompting Kuwabara to get off the defensive. "We've got important things to do."
"Buh." Came Fastus's voice all too meekly. Hiei whirled around and in a matter of seconds was standing in front of Fastus with his katana drawn. The short pudgy demon's eyes grew wide with fear. He looked to his side for his companion, but found out all to quickly he was alone. With a nervous chuckle Fastus, raced off into the trees.
"Hn. Pathetic." Said Hiei, before joining his ranks amongst the others.
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(Who's evil kitchen/I know none of my stuff is really evil but it's a habit.)
Cp Kurama, Cp Hiei, Yuskue and Kuwabara: (Raiding Who's fridge)
Who: (looking for Kurama) Oh red, (looks in kitchen) oh there you are.
Cp Kurama: (currently engaged in eating nachos, has cheese all over face) Huh?
Who: Mm that looks yummy, mind if I have some? (goes up to Cp Kurama and seductively sucks cheese off his fingers.)
Yusuke, Cp Hiei, and Kuwabara: (look surprised)
Who: Mm can I have seconds?
Cp Kurama: O.O Huh?
Who: (licks cheese off Cp Kurama's face) Mm (licks her lips) Tasty.
Kuwabara: Hey uh, are you feeling okay?
Who: I'm just fine Kuwabara (innocent smile)
Cp Hiei, and Yusuke: (look at each other)
Cp Hiei: Mood Swings?
Who: Where was I? Oh yeah. (Jumps on top of Cp Kurama, and starts some hardcore smooching.)
Kuwabara, Cp Hiei, and Yusuke: O.O
Kuwabara: Guess she's a Kurama fan.
Who: (conveniently runs by the group seems to be in quite a hurry)
Kurama: Who.
Who: (stops) Sorry can't talk now trouble really busy later. I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. (Races off)
Yusuke: Do you mean strange for her or us?
Cp Hiei: Cause that wasn't all that strange.
Kurama: I don't understand, she was acting differently. She called me her love cup.
Cp Kurama & Kuwabara: Love Cup? (Give Kurama strange looks)
Yusuke: I still think you've got a thing for her.
Kurama: (anguished sigh) It's not like that Yusuke. Something strange is defiantly going on.
Cp Hiei: Or maybe you just want something to be going on. (Suggestively raises eyebrows)
Kurama: (shakes head) Why do I even try?
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(A/N. Sorry for noticeable out of characterness, shortness, lameness, confusing-ness, and whatever-else-I-should-apologize-for-ness. Thank you much for reading this you are all just awesome for that.)
Hiei idly tossed the stone up into the air, as Kurama watched with a sickly look on his face. Yusuke couldn't help but be a little amused by the red head's reaction to seeing the stone out of it's box and bouncing up and down in Hiei's hand.
"Hey Hiei, don't cha think you oughtta be more careful with that thing?" Kurama said watching the jewel shoot up into the air then fall back down again.
"Hey relax Kurama, this is Hiei you're talking to I've got it under control it's not like I'm gonna drop the stupid thing." Said Hiei, just as the gem fell toward his hand. Hiei was preparing to catch the gem as he'd done several times before only to have it falter in his hand. Kurama gasped and leapt about ten feet into the air.
The others experienced a slight hint of tension, as the gem bobbled about in Hiei's hand. Finally Hiei had regained his grip on the gem and looked quite pleased with himself giving a wide grin. "See I got it under control." Said Hiei rather triumphantly.
"You punk. Take this." Said Kurama, belting Hiei across the top of his head.
"Ow! Hey!" Said Hiei his eyes narrow from the pain. The gem flew from his hand as he went to cover the sore spot on his head. Kurama absentmindedly caught the gem.
"What's the big idea scaring me like that, shorty." Kurama began waving the jewel in Hiei's face. "You know this thing is cursed. There's no telling what would've happened if it got broke." Groused Kurama. Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei watched Kurama with quiet amusement. Hiei let out a snicker as Kurama held the gem, that not more than a few minuets before, would've set sent him into a conniption fit if it got less than a foot away from him. "What's so funny?" Inquired Kurama still blissfully unaware.
"Look in your hand." Said Kuwabara, all to happy to agitate the red head. Kurama looked down in his hand, and there curled up in his fingers was the gem. Kurama gave a quick surprised scream, and then tossed the gem out of his hand. The boy took to shaking his hand as if it had been infected, while the others scrambled after the gem.
"Dumbass!" Shouted Hiei as he and the others watched to gem shoot up into the air, when the gem started it's decent Kuwabara was the one to catch the gem.
"Baka." Mumbled Kuwabara staring down at Kurama, who had stopped whining about being cursed when all the commotion over catching the gem had started. Kurama nervously placed his hand on the back of his neck.
"Uh sorry guys." Kurama gave a nervous chuckle.
"Kurama, do you like being a moron or is today just a special occasion?" Inquired Hiei angrily. (A/N. I'm sure you can tell by now but I'm gonna tell you anyway Cp Hiei is like Yusuke. Cp Kuwabara is like Hiei. Cp Kurama is like Kuwabara. Which is just funny to me, and lastly. Cp. Yusuke is like Kurama.)
"Hey just cause you wanna lose your soul doesn't mean I do." Said Kurama pointing at himself with his thumb.
"Well you touched it so that means you're gonna lose your soul too." Said Hiei.
"That's right." Gasped Kurama, with a look of hopelessness. Kurama quite dramatically fell to his knees. "NOOOOOOOO!" Kuwabara rolled his eyes at the red head's reaction.
"Baka, kitsune." (A/N. I know it's so weird to see them act like this. But I think it's pretty funny too.) Grumbled Kuwabara.
"I'm sure the jewel is harmless Kurama." Said Yusuke. "Seeing as both Hiei, and Kuwabara have touched it, I doubt there is real cause for alarm."
"What if it takes a certain amount of time?"
"I suppose that is possible, but I think we should try to be realistic Kurama, most of the information about the curses, are nothing more than stories."
"I sure hope you're right Urameshi. I kinda like having my soul in my body." Yusuke gave his friend a soft smile.
"Yeah besides it's a dumb old rock." Said Hiei, he once again had the jewel, and had once again taken to tossing the gem into the air.
Yusuke was still tossing the gem up and down in the air. (A/N. Okay we've made a jump just so you know.) For the most part the four spirit detectives walked rather idly toward their destination.
Kurama sensing something slightly turned to Hiei, who was walking not far from his side. Kurama gave a quick, but wary glance over his shoulder.
"It's just that pair of weak demons; if they're foolish enough to try anything, they shouldn't be too difficult to deal with." Stated Hiei flatly never even so much as motioning back. Kurama nodded and decided not to worry Yusuke with the information. The sound of rustling leaves incited the four spirit detectives to hesitate for a moment.
"Alright stop." Came a voice from behind the foursome, that was all that was needed to get the four boys to turn around. Upon turning around the four boys saw a pair of familiar demon forms. Yusuke let out a silent groan out of sheer irritation, because of the fact that he was being pestered by two of the weakest demons he'd ever encountered.
The two demons stepped out into view, both wore red handkerchiefs over their faces.
"Ooo Ooo." said the Dory excitedly, nudging Fastus's shoulder. " 'Ey Fastus, can I tell 'm ta stick em up? I always wan'ed to say that."
"Moron, what are you doing using my name?" Inquired Fastus angrily to Dory. The taller demon gave a slight gasp.
"Sorry Fastus." Stated Dory lowering his head.
"Dunderhead you used my name again." Said Fastus, sounding even more irate.
Dory pulled his handkerchief from over his nose and let it settle around his neck. "Well what do ya wan' m' ta call ya Fastus?" Inquired Dory innocently. Fastus so frustrated with Dory for still calling him by his man, gave his companion a swift belt on the head. "Ouch, sorry Fa…"
"Stop it you nitwit."
"Okay." Said Yusuke letting his words come out in a slow drawl. He rolled his eyes as he looked at the bumbling would be thieves fighting with one another. Dory was engaged in pulling Fastus's ears, while Fastus pulled on his cord-like tail.
"This get filed under my stupid and annoying list." Commented Yusuke.
"Perhaps we'd better go before they remember what they intended to do." Said Kurama looking toward Yusuke.
"Don't tell me you're afraid of them, Kurama." Said Yusuke looking toward his companion.
"Hardly." Stated Kurama flatly as he slightly shook his head. "I would just like to forgo the inconvenience of having to deal with such weak demons.
"Hey who you calling weak!" Came Fastus's voice as he pulled out of the headlock Dory held him in.
"You're right let's go." Said Yusuke turning away from the two demons. The others did the same and prepared to walk off.
" 'Ey waitta min'it where ya goin'?" Whined Dory obviously disappointed.
"You cowards!" Said Fastus brashly. The boys turned around, if for no more than to humor the two ignorant demons. "You can't go until we've stolen that gem from you." Fastus continued rather boldly. He finished his statement by pointing at the gem in Yusuke's hand "First off we're not cowards." Piped up Yusuke. "Second This stupid rock." Yusuke held up the gem somewhat." "It's probably worthless. Third I really don't feel like dealing with this kind of crap toady. You two better just go before I get angry." Yusuke wore a sharp glare on his face that made Dory somewhat cower.
" 'Ey Fastus I think we bet'er leave 'm alone." The demon then slinked behind his brasher companion.
"No way." Said Fastus quietly to Dory. "He's bluffing." Commented Fastus more loudly.
Hiei rolled his eyes, and stepped forward a bit. "Fighting you would be a waste of our time." Said Hiei curtly, then he looked over at Kuwabara. "Though you might provide a challenge for this weak baka."
"Hey short stuff." Said Kuwabara angrily to the smirking Hiei.
"Come on guys." Said Yusuke, prompting Kuwabara to get off the defensive. "We've got important things to do."
"Buh." Came Fastus's voice all too meekly. Hiei whirled around and in a matter of seconds was standing in front of Fastus with his katana drawn. The short pudgy demon's eyes grew wide with fear. He looked to his side for his companion, but found out all to quickly he was alone. With a nervous chuckle Fastus, raced off into the trees.
"Hn. Pathetic." Said Hiei, before joining his ranks amongst the others.
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(Who's evil kitchen/I know none of my stuff is really evil but it's a habit.)
Cp Kurama, Cp Hiei, Yuskue and Kuwabara: (Raiding Who's fridge)
Who: (looking for Kurama) Oh red, (looks in kitchen) oh there you are.
Cp Kurama: (currently engaged in eating nachos, has cheese all over face) Huh?
Who: Mm that looks yummy, mind if I have some? (goes up to Cp Kurama and seductively sucks cheese off his fingers.)
Yusuke, Cp Hiei, and Kuwabara: (look surprised)
Who: Mm can I have seconds?
Cp Kurama: O.O Huh?
Who: (licks cheese off Cp Kurama's face) Mm (licks her lips) Tasty.
Kuwabara: Hey uh, are you feeling okay?
Who: I'm just fine Kuwabara (innocent smile)
Cp Hiei, and Yusuke: (look at each other)
Cp Hiei: Mood Swings?
Who: Where was I? Oh yeah. (Jumps on top of Cp Kurama, and starts some hardcore smooching.)
Kuwabara, Cp Hiei, and Yusuke: O.O
Kuwabara: Guess she's a Kurama fan.
