It was a relatively uneventful walk back to Ponyville for Shingo and his new group of friends. Pinkie was merrily skipping along while Applejack and Rainbow Dash were chatting casually as Fluttershy chose to walk in silence, preferring to let the ambient sounds of nature calm her, and Twilight and Rarity chatted with Shingo about things going on in Equestria. Scootaloo herself had chosen to ride on Shingo's head, the human boy not really minding the new passenger taking up residence on his cranium. The young man was in the middle of hearing a riveting tale about how Rainbow Dash and Applejack had competed in an "Iron Pony Competition," when he thought of an important problem that could potentially present itself.

"Say Twilight?" Shingo asked the lavender unicorn as he gained a look a realization on his face.

"Yes Shingo? Is something wrong?" Celestia's student looked back at him in curiosity.

"Well it's just that me being the first human here it looks like, I don't know if it's such a good idea for me to just run into town willy nilly..." He trailed off, imagining many scenarios filled with mass panic and paranoia at his arrival, and to his horror, all his imagined scenarios ended with him getting sentenced to a lifetime in the dungeon with nothing to drink but... milk. "That's just a fate worse than death right there..." he thought with a shudder.

"Hm...he does have a point Twilight dear." Rarity chimed in, "I mean considering how fast a rumor can spread in Ponyville it would probably be best to find another route to take in this situation so as to avoid a panic."

"That's right...but what could we do?" Twilight said to herself as she began to concentrate on the problem. However, Shingo, not wanting to face a lifetime of milk, put his creative mind to use, and came up with a rather unorthodox solution.

"Well...I guess until you girls think it'd be safe maybe it's best that you turn me into a pony, at least temporarily if you can..." Shingo said looking at the group to gather their opinions. As the mare's and Scootaloo thought this over, they figured that they'd really have nothing to lose by trying, and so they decided to go through with the idea.

"Alright Shingo, now I've never performed a spell of this magnitude before, so I'm getting a bit of help from Rarity here, and as for the of you girls, I'll need you guys to let us have the utmost concentration. If we get distracted, who knows what could happen!" Twilight said ominously, not wanting to imagine the horrors of broken concentration during the spell. As the rest of the group nodded in understanding Shingo stood in front of Twilight and Rarity while the others watched from nearby. "Are you ready Shingo?" Twilight asked her new human companion with a bit of both hesitance and excitement in her voice.

"Ready as I'll ever be!" He said giving her a thumbs up, prompting the two unicorn's to begin the procedure. The pair of ponies then flared up their magic as both their horns and Shingo began to gain a gradual glow. As the process went on, Shingo began to grimace as he felt his body begin to take on an entirely different form, his hands and feet beginning to harden and grow larger and rounder, forming hooves. His light brown hair began to grow a bit longer as it began to compensate for the growth of a stallion's mane. Soon after that Shingo shivered as he felt himself begin to get hair all over his body while his clothes began to fade away altogether. He flushed in embarrassment and began to cover himself up, but luckily the transformation was nearing it's end as he felt his center of gravity shift his weight onto all for of his limbs to walk on. With a final flash of light, the transformation was complete, and as the mares and filly uncovered their eyes, they witnessed its result.

"So guys? How do I look?" The now pony-fied Shingo asked the group as they simply stared at him, mouths agape. "What?" He asked as he saw the looks on their faces. He decided to look in the nearby lake to see how the transformation had gone, and grinned a bit at what he saw.

"Sweet! I'm a pegasus!" He thought, admiring his new wings, however, he noticed that he had a bit of trouble balancing on his new hooves, but figured that he'd get used to them later. He turned around to the mares and chuckled as he caught them staring a bit at him. Scootaloo was staring in a way that a little sister would look up to an older brother, which was perfectly normal in Shingo's mind, but the older mares were all staring with a bit of...romantic admiration. "Heh this'll be kinda' fun to tease them about!" He thought with a smirk, however, he opted out of teasing Fluttershy as he saw that she was shyly hiding her face from view behind her long pink mane. "So uh not to be rude," he coughed in order to gain their attention, "but maybe we can continue this staring contest at a later time? I think I still need that tour!" He said grinning as a blush came over all the faces of the mane six except Pinkie Pie, who cheered as she grabbed one of Shingo's fore-hooves, dragging him along while eagerly beginning to give him the grand tour of the town.

"Whoa! He doesn't look too bad!" Rainbow Dash commented, "I don't think I'd mind testing him in a couple of flying races myself!"

"Hold yer' horses there RD!" Applejack said with a chuckle at her friend's eagerness, "Ah think we oughta' let the boy test out his wings before doing a full fledged competition! And besides," the orange mare said gaining a smirk, "I caught ya' staring at him with your eyes all dreamy like that!"

"Hey!" Rainbow said with a blush while trying to fend off the accusation, "I saw you staring just as much as I was! So you can't say anything!" the pegasus mare concluded as she stuck her tongue out at the farm-mare. The rest of the group simply giggled at the budding argument while Scootaloo simply blanched childishly at the mention of romantic type things.

"Well girls I hate to break up this interesting argument," Rarity said with a knowing smirk on her face, "but I do believe that we should be getting back to Ponyville lest' Pinkie gives Shingo the tour without us!"

"Sure, just as soon as Captain Lies-a-Lot admits she was the one staring at Shingo like a new Zap Apple Tree!" The cyan mare said glaring at her current foe.

"Oh sure thing Rarity, just as soon as Rainbow Brash here fesses' up to makin' eyes at our new friend!" Applejack said returning her friend's glare in an equally effective manner. One could practically feel the electricity between them as the tension increased rapidly, neither side giving an inch in their respective arguments. That is, until Rarity came up with a new plan.

"Well darlings if you two insist on hiding your feelings so intently then I might just have to tell our dear Shingo about both of your respective feelings for him..." The unicorn grinned deviously as she saw the mares's faces take on looks of horror.

"You/Ya'll wouldn't dare!" The mares said at the same time, glaring at the fashonista.

"Oh wouldn't I?" Rarity said in a mischievous tone as Twilight, Fluttershy, and Scootaloo held back their laughter after seeing the begrudging look on their friends's faces.

"Fine you win!" Rainbow sighed as she shook hooves with Applejack, resolving the matter, but as soon as she saw that the other's had begun to walk away she issued a quiet challenge to the farm-pony "I bet I can get him to like me before you do!"

"Oh it is on!" Applejack declared just as quietly as they firmly shook hooves to seal the deal, now becoming each other's rivals in romance as they galloped back to catch up with the rest of the group.

~Another Like Me~

If Shingo thought he had known what the definition of "being hyper" was before, his definition definitely didn't compare to the enthusiasm and glee that Pinkie had while getting to town. As they got out of the forest they came to a hill overlooking the town. Pinkie then told him stay there for a second while she got him an "extra special surprise," to which he agreed while she sped off at a pace that would make even Usain Bolt jealous.

"Man, Olympic runners eat your heart out!" Shingo said to no one as he watched the pink mare gallop away, leaving nothing more than a Pinkie shaped dust cloud behind. However, as the dust cloud cleared he found out, much to his surprise, that as the dirt dissipated that Pinkie was in the dust cloud. "What?!" He thought as his eyes widened in shock, "But she just- I mean she- aw never mind..." He decided to give up on trying to figure out how she got back so fast and instead focused on the object she had brought back with her.

It was a pink and magenta chest that stood atop a set of wagon wheels, and it was decorated in designs colored shades of bright yellow and light blue, making the entire container give off an aura of festivity. He was about to ask Pinkie what it was, when he saw her push a button and take a stance in preparation for something. As he tried again to ask he was cut off as the chest opened up to reveal a mix of multicolored flags, horns, poles that looked like candy canes, and even a stand that looked like it had a shelf stocked with cupcakes and an oven to boot. As he admired the set-up he suddenly heard an upbeat tune begin to play, and Pinkie then began to hop.

"Welcome welcome welcome, a fine welcome to you!" Pinkie began to sing and dance in rhythm with the music, which Shingo later knew as the "Welcome Song," each part of the performance giving off a light-hearted nature that made.

"Man she's got a good voice!" He thought to himself in awe, and as the act continued he found Pinkie pulling out horns, drums, and even party hats out of nowhere as he could only watch with a bit of confusion as she strapped a party hat onto him pulled out a horn and actually managed to stick the horn through his ears and play it.

"Nope! Not even going to try and question that one!" He thought in shock as he felt no pain from the horn going in and out of his ears. As he saw her dancing in a fashion that reminded him of Earth, the mare slid in front of him.

"Welcome welcome welcome! To Ponyville Today!" She finished her song while holding out the last word of the song for a little longer. She held her pose even after the song had ended. "Wait for it..." she said excitedly as she noticed Shingo about to speak. After she had said that the candy cane poles shot out confetti accompanied with a kazoo type of noise, and a cake literally shot out of the oven, accidentally splattering all over Shingo's face in the process. "Oops! Silly me!" Pinkie giggled as she noticed Shingo's now cake-covered face, "I must've over charged the oven today!" She chuckled as she hopped over to Shingo, who had by now licked all the cake off of his face, and much to his delight, it had been chocolate cake, his favorite flavor! "So?" Pinkie questioned him excitedly, "What'd you think?"

"Well...it..." Shingo took on a thoughtful look as he stifled a laugh at Pinkie's face, "it..."

"Yeah?"

"It was..."

"Yeah?" Pinkie scooted a bit closer as her eyes widened, awaiting his reaction.

"I think it was..."

"YEAH?" Pinkie was now bouncing up and down, almost bursting with anticipation, and Shingo knew this, because he almost failed to hide his laughter at her excitement.

"I think that that was only the best welcome anybody, or anypony for that matter, has ever given me!" He said happily, but truthfully. He then found himself lacking the ability to breath as Pinkie had rocketed over to him and given him a huge hug, that while friendly, was crushing him. "Uh Pinkie?" He gasped out, turning a darker shade of blue.

"Oh I just knew you'd love it! What was the best part? The cake? The confetti? The song? Personally I thought the music was the best part of it but-"

"Pinkie...No air..." Shingo tried to get the attention of the mare, but his words were lost in her excitement over his reaction to the welcome song, and so he was about to fall unconscious when he noticed that the rest of the girls were coming, making Pinkie drop him, much to his lungs's relief, and hop over to the group.

"Thank you dear lord!" Shingo thought as he took many a deep breath before going over to the mares. "Hey guys so you caught up finally eh?" He asked the group as they all nodded. Suddenly Pinkie gasped and rocketed away, this time not reappearing in the dust cloud she had left behind. "Hey where's she going this time?" He asked Twilight.

"Oh she's probably just going to get your party ready! It's her special talent you know!"

"Oh so she was serious about that huh? But I don't know how she's going to get a party ready on such short notice though..."

"Oh trust me, never doubt Pinkie Pie when it comes to a party, she's capable of doing a lot of other ponies would find near impossible." Twilight smirked, recalling the incident of when she tried to figure out how Pinkie was able to do the things she did.

"Believe me, I think I've already got an idea of what you're talking about." He said as he told them what had happened during the song earlier, and they shared a chuckle. He thought he had seen brief looks of jealousy on Rainbow Dash and Applejack's faces when he told them about the bone-crushing hug he had received, but wrote it off as him imagining things. "So who's going to give me the tour now that Pinkie has left?" He asked the mares, who looked at each other, and told him that they could go as a group, and when the respective places came up they'd each take a turn telling about the different places in Ponyville.

First up was Fluttershy's house, as it was the closest to the Everfree forest. As they neared the house he saw that the house itself seemed to be a part of the landscape. A bridge over a river leading to the cottage that looked integrated into a hill, flowers surrounding the yard, and to add to the atmosphere, many animals of all different sorts were running around playing with each other, even ones that Shingo knew that in his world were ones to have predator-prey relationships.

"Woah, now this is pretty amazing!" Shingo complemented the yellow pegasus on her house as she blushed a bit and hid behind her mane, her normal shyness coming forward. However, she managed to shake it off and began to describe her house.

"U-Uh w-well this is my house, it's very close to the Everfree so that anytime an animal is sick or injured, it can come here and be treated quite well and even live here if it wants to." The mare told him, "in fact, Angel Bunny, my favorite pet, came in one day from the Everfree, and I've taken care of him ever since!" At this the group continued onward they came upon a field of trees that Shingo noticed were all lined up in rows with the utmost precision.

"Huh...an Apple orchard?" He asked the girls as they nodded in response as Applejack came to the forefront.

"Yes siree'! This here field is home to the Apple trees of Sweet Apple Acres!" She said, using her hoof to gesture at the entirety of the field. "Across this field my family lives over there! There's my brother Big Macintosh, my little sister Apple Bloom, Granny Smith, and a'course yours truly, Applejack!" She said pointing to herself, and proceeded to offer Shingo a free apple from the orchard as a sample, which he took graciously. As he took his first bite, he stopped and took in the rich flavor as his eyes widened in awe at the simple deliciousness contained in the apple.

"This...is...amazing..." He said, promptly beginning to eat the rest as fast as possible while the mares all giggled at his reaction to the apple's taste.

"Well shoot that's to be expected!" Applejack chuckled at his statement, "We wouldn't be called the Apple family if we didn't have the best apples in Equestria!"

"Oh I believe that statement wholeheartedly!" The once human said as he pounded his chest for emphasis.

"Well if ya'll will be around for awhile you can have all the free apples you want!" The mare said, making Shingo's eyes go wide at the mention of all those delicious apples.

"Really?! Aw thanks Applejack!" He said as he gave her a friendly hug, which she returned as she smirked at Rainbow Dash, who simply gave her a glare in response. After they broke the hug, they continued on as the main hub of Ponyville came into sight. However, much to Shingo's confusion they stopped at random, but as he looked at them in wonder they simply told him to look up. As he turned to raise his head, he gave a gasp of amazement as he saw what looked like a mansion made literally out of clouds.

"Like it?" Rainbow asked him, to which he nodded vigorously. "That's my house: Casa del Dash! Built it right out of the clouds myself!"

"You did?" Shingo asked in awe, "that's amazing, it must have taken you a while to build something like that!"

"Well for most ponies it would!" Rainbow said as her pride was beginning to come forward, "but for a pegasus as awesome as me it didn't even take that long!" The others rolled their eyes at this statement, knowing that the pegasus was doing her usual amount of boasting for the day. However, Scootaloo and Shingo took every word of hers without question. "Hey maybe later we can hang or something and I'll show you around my place and give you a tour of Cloudsdale too!"

"Hey that's not a bad idea Rainbow!" Shingo said as he thought about the idea, Rainbow silently cheering as Applejack 'hmphed' to herself, believing she had scored a date already. "Hey maybe Scootaloo could come along too!" He added making the orange filly perk up at his statement and give a pleading look to Rainbow Dash.

"Please Rainbow Dash would it be ok if I could? Please?" The filly practically begged the cyan mare, who was disappointed at the new deal she had been presented, but finally decided to agree anyway, figuring that since the filly looked up to her, it wouldn't be such a bad idea to let her tag along.

"Sure Scootaloo you can come along too..." She said with a little bit less enthusiasm, but ultimately Scootaloo and Shingo didn't notice as the filly went up to give her a hug while Shingo chuckled at her act of joy. Applejack gave a triumphant smirk to the cyan pegasus as the two shared a competitive look, knowing that it wouldn't be an easy win for either of them. After that, the group traveled into the outskirts of the town, and Shingo sighted a house that seemed to be made entirely out of desserts. After voicing his confusion, the mares chuckled and explained that the gingerbread house was where Pinkie lived along with Mr. and Mrs. Cake.

"That makes sense, considering she likes parties!" The stallion thought as he put two and two together. The group then moved on as they came upon a giant tree. "We're visiting a lumber jack's house?" He asked the group as they gave each other looks, and then began to laugh.

"No silly!" Twilight said as she came forward, "this is the Ponyville library, where I live alongside my assistants Spike and Owlowiscious!"

"Oh..." Shingo said understanding why they had laughed, and gave a sheepish grin at his mistake. Next the group trekked awhile until they came to a house that was quite fancy. Rarity came to the forefront.

"This dear Shingo, would be my place of residence, the Carousel Boutique." The white unicorn said as she gestured dramatically to the house, "It is where I, my parents, and my younger sister Sweetie Belle live. It is also the place where I run my business as a fashion designer, and if you would come by later, it would be my pleasure to give you a complementary set of clothes!"

"Gee thanks Rarity! That'd be awesome!" Shingo said pumping his hoof.

"Oh think nothing of it dear, I'm not called the Element of Generosity for nothing!" The mare said humbly as the group began to head back. After all the walking they had done that day, the group noticed that the sun was setting. As the sky began to darken, and Luna's moon began to rise, Shingo realized at that moment that he had no place to stay.

"Hey girls I just realized, where am I going to stay?" He asked as the mares realized that they hadn't addressed that problem. Applejack and Rainbow Dash however, knew exactly where they wanted him to stay, but before they could suggest their ideas, Pinkie Pie suddenly appeared in front of them.

"Hey guys! All finished with the tour I see?" She asked, and the girls nodded while Shingo wondered how she'd known that, and attributed it to her "being Pinkie Pie," as Twilight had suggested earlier. At this Pinkie then pulled Shingo by his hooves and sped towards Twilight's Library, the girls following closely behind. As they neared the library Shingo noticed that the lights that had previously been on inside the giant tree were now turned off somehow, but before he could say anything Pinkie opened the door and pushed him inside. Once he entered the lights immediately flickered on as he gazed in amazement as an entire crowd of ponies were there to greet him, all of them yelled 'surprise' as confetti rained down.

"What...is all this?" He said, still not believing what was in front of him.

"Well it's your 'Welcome to Ponyville Party' silly!" Pinkie said with a giggle, and gestured to the many ponies, "come on I'll introduce you!" She said eagerly as the rest of the girls engaged in conversations with the other ponies that were there. Among the time that Pinkie Pie had him, Shingo was introduced to many ponies, who were all quite friendly to him even though it was his first day here. He had even gotten to meet the mayor of the town, who apparently knew Pinkie quite well. After getting introduced to all the ponies, the party truly began as Pinkie pointed out the many activities such as games, dancing, mingling with ponies, and even snacks. Shingo thanked her for showing him around and decided to get some refreshments.

"Oh man! Raspberry lemonade?!" He thought in delight, "she really did remember what I liked!" As he chugged a cup of the heavenly liquid down in happiness, he noticed that a lot of the ponies had been getting on the dance floor. Shingo, not being much of a dancer himself, at first was hesitant to go down and dance, but figured that since it was a party for him, he'd do it anyway. As Pinkie saw him walk onto the dance floor, she whispered to the dj, Vinyl Scratch, to put on 'the song,' and she nodded, putting a different record onto the turntable.

"Alright everypony!" Vinyl called out to the crowd, "Let's kick this party into full gear!" The crowd cheered in response as the music began to play, and the lights in the library dimmed as Shingo saw many multicolored lights began to shine. He grinned as the tune began playing, deciding to dance the only way he knew how: Randomly, or "Shingo Style" as he called it. His grin only widened as he saw that Twilight and the others had joined him, and laughed as he saw that even Scootaloo and what looked to be a couple of her friends were breaking out a few moves of their own. As the ponies moved with the beat, Shingo discovered that he wasn't actually that bad of a dancer, throwing in a couple of breakdance moves and shuffling in there for good measure, and at one point had a portion of the crowd cheering him on as he danced.

After dancing for a while, he decided to take a break as he went over to the refreshment table to get some punch. As he was quenching his thirst a pair of stallions came up to introduce themselves.

"Hey man, you're the new stallion in town right?" A tan stallion with a brown mane asked him as he nodded in confirmation. "Well then it's nice to meet you! I'm Caramel, and that large stallion over there is my good friend Big Macintosh!" He said shaking Shingo's hoof as he introduced the other stallion to Shingo, who nodded in greeting.

"Oh Big Macintosh? You're Applejack's brother right?" Shingo said remembering the names of the ponies from Sweet Apple Acres.

"Eeyup!" Big Mac said in response.

"Is that your catch phrase?"

"Eeyup." This made the group chuckle a bit as they continued to talk.

"So Shingo?" Caramel said as the blue stallion turned back towards him.

"Yeah Caramel?"

"I just wanted to know if you were free this weekend. You see me and the other stallions were going to go bowling and have a stallion's night out. Since you're new here I figured you might want to get to know some of the guys in town?" Caramel offered as Shingo smiled at his words.

"Sure thing Caramel! I'd love to do that!"

"Well that's great! Now while we're here how's about we break out the adult drinks?" He said with a mischievous grin as he gestured over another room that seemed to hold what looked like a barrel that was labeled "Cider. Not for foal's or underage colt or filly consumption." Now Shingo figured that by the labeling and Caramel's tone, that he was delving into an alcoholic situation here, and back home he had never been a big drinker himself, but being here...he figured what was the harm in a couple of drinks.

"Sure why not?" He said casually as they walked into the other room that had many tables set up. The tables themselves were filled with adult stallions and mares casually drinking mugs of cider while conversing. Shingo, Caramel, and Big Mac all went up to the barrel and filled up their mugs before sitting down at a vacant table. Shingo found that unlike most alcoholic drinks in his world, this had quite the delicious flavor. After chatting a bit with the other stallions he saw Applejack and Rainbow Dash come over to the table and sit down in a couple of chairs.

"So Shingo, how's the party for ya' so far?" Applejack asked him.

"Oh it's been great! Pinkie sure knows how to make a great party!" He responded happily, remembering all the wonderful things about the event being held for him.

"Yeah that's Pinkie for you!" Rainbow Dash chuckled, "she may not be the brightest mare out there, but if there's one thing she knows how to do it's throw a party!"

"Hey speaking of parties." Caramel said after drinking his mug of cider. "How's about we liven this party up with a little challenge?"

"I'm all ears." Shingo said, genuinely curious at the stallion's offer.

"Well I figured that since you're new in town, and that since you're coming with us to hang out later this week, that we should test your...endurance with a little competition." He said as he tilted his head towards the barrels of cider in the back of the room. Shingo knew what he was offering, and that was a drinking contest. He normally would have refused, but Rainbow and Applejack then answered the statement with a bit of praise for their friend.

"Man are you kidding, Shingo could down a good ten mugs easy!" Rainbow Dash declared confidently.

"Well I don't-" Shingo tried to respond, but was cut off.

"Yeah! I bet he can out drink ya' no problem! Right Shingo?" Applejack inquired eagerly to her friend.

"Well I mean I wouldn't say that..." Shingo whispered, but saw that his words had gone unheard.

"Well well Shingo!" Caramel said with a grin, "it looks like your friends here are pretty confident in your abilities! So how about it? You and me?" He challenged as he held out his hoof. Shingo took a second to think about his options. On one hand, he could play it safe and not risk getting overly drunk, but on the other hand, he had two of his friends cheering him on as it was, and he was never one to back down from a challenge...

"I'll do it!" He said as he shook the stallion's hoof. A crowd began to gather around the table to watch the contest as Shingo braced himself for the incoming challenge. Big Mac explained the rules, which stated that they would each have a drink at the same time, taking it one mug at a time, until the loser would either pass out or tap out, signifying his resignation from the competition. As Shingo and Caramel waited for the mugs to be filled up, they wished each other good luck, and grabbed a mug from the table. As the countdown began to fall, they shared a heated look of determination between each other, the both of them fully intending to not let the other win.

"GO!" The crowd roared in unison as the two speedily gulped down their drinks. This continued until Shingo's third drink, where he started to feel a little bit woozy. Caramel noticed this, and with an equally dizzy grin decided to taunt his opponent.

"So Shingo? Feeling lightheaded yet?"

"N-no way man!" Shingo countered, "I'm just getting started." And with that the contest continued with a fourth, then a fifth, then a sixth drink. By the tenth drink Shingo couldn't remember what was happening anymore, the party seemed to happen in one big blur of memories. At some point he just flat out passed out.

~Another Like Me~

"Oh man what happened..." Shingo groaned as he struggled to get up from the ground, finding himself in the same room as he had been last night. He noticed that it was morning as the sun was coming in through a nearby window, and he decided to get back on his feet. However, when he did so he noticed that two ponies were piled on top of him. Namely, Applejack and Rainbow Dash. "Ok, now I've really gotta' find out what happened last night..." he muttered, remembering a meme that fit this scenario perfectly, having something to do with forgetting to turn off your swag or something. As he wandered into the living room he found that most of the party decorations had been cleared out and that the library now looked like a normal library. He found Twilight in the main room reading a book called "42: Is this number the answer to life itself?" As he walked in the mare noticed his presence.

"Oh hey Shingo! Finally woke up eh?" She said giving a small laugh.

"Yeah...but hey I really need to ask, what exactly happened last night?" He asked with a tone of worry in his voice.

"Oh, wondering about the whole aftermath of your drinking contest with Caramel huh?" Twilight inquired as he nodded. She giggled, motioning for him to take a seat in the chair next to her. "Well..." She began to tell her story, Shingo wondering just what had happened, and whether anything he did had ended up badly...

~Another Like Me~