A/N: Hello everybody! I'm uber sorry for my lack in updates! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! Schools back again so that will also make updates longer. GOMEN!

Disclaimer: Refer to Chapter 1.

Notes

"Talking"

Thinking

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Previously on CHATROOM…

Tydus65: I'm starting to think you need help worse than me!

X-Summoner2: IIII DON'T NEED HELP!

Tydus65: Good point! Anger Management would be better!

X-Summoner2: NOOOOOOO! Those classes were evil like SUDOKE!

Tydus65: Sudoke?

X-Summoner2: I don't know it was a random word I made up like pie.

Tydus65: Pie is a real word.

X-Summoner2: LIAR!

Now On To Our Continuation…

Tydus65: Yuna just look it up in the dictionary.

X-Summoner2: FINE!

X-Summoner2 has signed off.

Tydus65: I'm alone now.

Tydus65: Yep all alone.

Tydus65: Yep I am SO all alone.

Tydus65: What was that noise?

Tydus65: Am I not alone?

Tydus65: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH ITS MICHAEL JACKSON! HE'S GONNA RAPE ME!

Tydus65: RUNNN!

MaesterGuado90 has signed on.

Tydus65: OMG! MICHAEL JACKSON REALLY DID LOG ON!

MaesterGuado90: Michael Jackson? He's dead.

Tydus65: OH! Then who are you?

MaesterGuado90: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! THE ONE WHO HAUNTS YOUR DREAMS! THE GUY AT BURGER KING! THE HAIR GEL KING! YOUR………MOTHER!

Tydus65: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY MOTHER!

MaesterGuado90: I was kidding. I'm actually…drum roll please…SEYMOUR!

Tydus65: Seymour? Where have I heard that name?

MaseterGuado90: Is it me or is he getting blonder?

X-Summoner2 has signed on.

Tydus65: Oh yeah! Your Yuna's dead father!

MaesterGuado90: …………………

X-Summoner2: Tidus who are you talking to?

Tydus65: Your Dad, Seymour!

X-Summoner2: I thought we went over this before! SEYMOUR IS TOOOOO GAY TO BE MY FATHER!

MaesterGuado90: If I'm gay how come I tried to marry you then?

X-Summoner2: Cause you were trying to cover your gayness up!

MaesterGuado90: Oh yeah! Now if you'll excuse me I have to go make love to unwilling men in the Farplane! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

MaesterGuado90 has signed off.

Tydus65: I wonder who he'll rape…

X-Summoner2: Your father.

Tydus65: You think he's gay?

X-Summoner2: Yeah I do! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!

Tydus65: No…did you ever look in a dictionary?

X-Summoner2: I couldn't find it in the dictionary! SO I BURNED THE LITTLE……

I sorry this program has been interrupted due intense swearing that younger people shouldn't hear. So in the meantime we'll watch Tidus try to vacuum!

Tidus: Hi vacuum!

Vacuum: …………… (Translation: Hiya idiot!)

Tidus: We'll have lots of fun cleaning together right?

Vacuum: ……………… (Translation: No cleaning sucks! I wanna blow buildings up!)

Tidus: Yep we'll be a super team!

Vacuum: ………… (Translation: NO I'm not going to team up with a blonde! You'll just get me killed! I bet you don't even know 1+1!)

Tidus: WAIT! I don't' even know your name! What is it?

Vacuum: ………… (Translation: Do you even know your own name?)

Tidus: That's an interesting name! But I got a better one! How about…………Seymour! After Yuna's Dad! ME AM A GENIUS!

Vacuum: ………… (Translation: Yeah and am I'm some really hot chick who wants to sleep with you! BONE HEAD!)

Tidus: Okay Seymour lets CLEAN! (Waits to see if "Seymour" turns on and vacuums.) Okay I'll just wait longer!

Five hours later…

Tidus: I GIVE UP! WHY THE HELL WON'T YOU WORK YOU BLENDER!

Vacuum: ………… (Translation: I have several things to say. One I'm a vacuum not a blender Blondie. Two my name is Mr. VACCUMY not Seymour. Three you might consider flipping the on switch on and plugging me in! YOU MAKE BRITENY SPEARS LOOK SMART!)

Tidus: Well see ya Seymour! I have to go save old ladies from overgrown pencil sharpeners! (Leaves room.)

Vacuum: …………………………………… (Translation: Good lords not again! Last week was enough! I'M GOING TO SELF DESTRUCT!) (Self-destructs)

I hope you enjoyed since Yuna is done swearing now. But first what did we all learn?

Everyone: That Tidus is obviously as blonde as they get and that he causes vacuums to murder themselves.

Yep now on with CHATROOM!

Tydus65: Yuna never do that again. THAT SWEARING FIT LASTED NINE MINUTES! GOOD LORD I THINK I'M DEAD! GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!

X-Summoner2: I think you're over reacting.

Tydus65: Yeah probably.

XxxAuronxxX has signed on.

X-Summoner2: Great now the drunk shows up!

XxxAuronxxX: I think I'm scared for life!

Tydus65: What happened?

XxxAuronxxX: Seymour…

Tydus65: Yes…

XxxAuronxxX: Seymour……

Tydus65: Yes……

XxxAuronxxX: Seymour……tried…

Tydus65: Yes…

XxxAuronxxX: Seymour…tried to…

Tydus65: YES! JUST SAY IT! YOU ARE MURDERING ME WITH SUSPENSE!

X-Summoner2: At least he didn't swear…

XxxAuronxxX: Seymour tried to rape me!

Tydus65: Why would he rape an old man like you!

XxxAuronxxX: He probably tried because I look so good!

Tydus65: No way! I look so much better than you!

XxxAuronxxX: NO I AM BETTER LOOKING!

Tydus65: NO ME!

XxxAuronxxX: NO ME!

Tydus65: NO ME!

XxxAuronxxX: NO ME

Tydus65: NO ME!

XxxAuronxxX: NO ME

Tydus65: NO ME!

XxxAuronxxX: NO ME

Tydus65: NO ME!

XxxAuronxxX: Let's just ask the people we know to decide this!

Tydus65: OKAY! YUNA!

X-Summoner2: Great now I'm being dragged into this!

Tydus65: PICK! ME OR A LAZY DRUNK!

XxxAuronxxX: I'll pay you fifty thousand gil to pick me!

Tydus65: I'll give you fifty five thousand gil!

X-Summoner2: First of all Auron you can't give me any gil cause your dead! Second I choose Tidus because he can actually give me more money than you and I DO get it!

Tydus65: ONE FOR ME ZERO FOR THE OLD FART!

XxxAuronxxX: JUST WAIT TILL WE ASK THE OTHERS!

X-Summoner2: How are you going to ask the other people they're not even on!

Redblitzer09 has signed on.

BlondeThief34 has signed on.

GiftofGods78 has signed on.

BunniesWillDie668 has signed on.

SuperSadDepressedDude12 has signed on.

MaesterGaudo90 has signed on.

Tydus65: WOW! Everyone who has been introduced so far has signed on. How coincidental:)

X-Summoner2: PEOPLES! Auron and Tidus are fighting over who looks better so you got to vote for either or I'll strangle you and if you're male make you go into the same room as Seymour for an hour! If you're female you get locking another room with Lulu for an hour!

Everyone but Yuna: You make a forceful argument! (In Wakka's case: You make a forceful argument brudda, ya!)

X-Summoner2: Then so vote!

Redblitzer09: Uhh…Auron cause he's my idol, ya! You'll win for sure, ya!

BlondeThief34: Tidus cause he's blonde like me! WE CAN BE BLONDE TOGETHER! YAY BLONDENESS!

BunniesWillDie668: Tidus cause he promises to help me find victims to eat and hide from the sunlight and keep water away and keep the evil crosses away!

X-Summoner2: Lulu you're insane but NOT a vampire!

GiftofGods78: Tidus because he helped Kimahri throw people in the Gods fire and is a fellow computer eater.

SuperSadDepressedDude12: THE OTHER BESIDES AURON BECAUSE HE STOLE MY KETCHUP!

MaesterGaudo90: Auron wouldn't let rape him so…Blondie, I guess.

X-Summoner2: Six votes for Tidus and one for Auron. Tidus wins.

XxxAuronxxX: HOW THE HELL DID I LOSE TO A BLONDE! MY HAIR IS SO MUCH PRETTIER! I EVEN HAVE A NICE TAN! SO HOW THE HELL DID HE WIN!

Tydus65: Maybe because I'm at least nicer than you and not a drunk geezer?

XxxAuronxxX: Possibly. I MUST GO DRINK MY SORROWS AWAY FARWELL!

XxxAuronxxX has signed off.

Redblitzer09: Your mean, ya!

Redblitzer09 has signed off.

BlondeThief34: I need to go ponder whether Wakka's gay or not.

BlondeThief34 has signed off.

SuperSadDepressedDude12: I need to go mope about my life and sob in a room.

SuperSadDepressedDude12 has signed off.

GiftofGods78: Kimahri wants to know if Tidus can use a blender.

MaesterGaudo90: That is a good question considering his intelligence level.

X-Summoner2: I don't even want to remember when he used a blender. It's almost as bad as when he tried vacuuming.

MaesterGaudo90: Vacuuming?

X-Summoner2: Refer to the area above blocking my swearing fit.

MaesterGaudo90: He makes Kimahri sound sane.

X-Summoner2: No Lulu's more insane than either of them, Kimahri's the most delusional and Tidus is simply blonde.

MaesterGaudo90: Then why did you fall in love with dumb blonde instead of me?

X-Summoner2: For so many reasons! One he doesn't use as much hair gel as you! You would have cost me a fortune! Two you're just Ugly with a capital U! Three are horoscopes don't match! I'm a Virgo not a Capricorn! Four you're gay!

Two hours later…

X-Summoner2: Four hundred sixty-eight you SMELL like my mother! I'm done!

MaesterGaudo90: OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMGGGGG! THE GOTH FREAK WITH HUGE BOOBS IS GNAWING ON MY RIGHT ARM! OMG!

X-Summoner2: Lulu's really gone over the edge this time!

Tydus65: Yuna she's a cannibal and she's probably just celebrating!

MaesterGaudo90: AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! GET OFFA ME!

X-Summoner2: Celebrating what?

Tydus65: Lulu and I went out for lunch while you rambled about why you didn't like Seymour. She told me that she's finally made rabbits extinct. So she's on a human-eating spree as a reward for completing her goal.

X-Summoner2: …………

X-Summoner2 has signed off.

MaesterGaudo90: Finally she's gone!

Tydus65: Shouldn't you be dead?

MaesterGaudo90: No she just chewed off my arm and ran off shouting, "ME WILL RETURN FOR MORE OF MY PRECIOUS!"

BunniesWillDie668: ME HAVE TO GO KILL WHALES NOW!

BunniesWillDie668 has signed off.

To Be Continued…

A/N: God I have problems. Oh well! TIS FUN TO HAVE PROBLEMS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tidus: Apologies if Aeron is scaring you.

A/N: How did you get here? TIS MY NOTE! GO AWAY!

Tidus: I was just saying sorry to the poor readers you probably scared away!

A/N: Shut up! Now for those of you I haven't scared away…review please! I know that lots of you don't so do it now! The more reviews I get the happier I am and the faster I'll update! Here are instructions for reviewing…

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Next Time On CHATROOM…

Wakka's stalking Auron!

Lulu gets a new Screen Name relating to her new want to murder obsession!

A Chocobo gets in to the Chatroom!

CHAIN MAIL!

And much much more…