Hey guys i keep forgetting the disclaimers so

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight sadly... waaaaaaaaaaaa!! why must i write THAT!

Emmet's Pov

after Alice's little.. Episode and we removed all lighters from her possesion she decide to go shopping in stead of taking her shoes off the roof wich now looks like it has spikes...Hehe spikes spiky spikes spiky spikes spiky dununuanana!!

Emmet come on we're going to be late for school!

Okey dokey artchoky i said as i was about to clib into my jeep when i realised it wasn' red anymore ( I imageined his jeep as red if it's could someone tell me)

MY JEEP! i screamed

MY CD'S!! Edward shreiked all of his Cd's were plastered to the wall

NOT.FUNNY WHO DID THIS THEN CALLED ME EDDIE!!

we all started laughing then the others noticed

MY CAR!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE WILL DIE!! I looked around and saw that Edwards Volvo was coloured a bright yellow with a dent in the side Roses convirtable was green with the windsheild missing Alice's Porshe was pirple and the seats were missing Jaspers car was red and didn't have any doors Bella's camero was now orange instead of a shiny blue and had 2 windows missing and my Jeep it was.. blue the most horrifying colour ever... i mean it works for bella but not me.. i shuddered

MY CAR ITS YELLOW!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MINES BLUE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FLEA!!

BUT MINES RED I DON'T EVEN LIKE RED AND MY DOORS THEIR GONE!

AT LEAST YOU HAVE A WINDSHEILD! AND YOUR CAR ISN'T UGLY-ASS GREEN!

MINES PURPLE AND THERES NO FRICKING SEATS!

YOU...YOU DID THIS TO MY CAR BECAUSE OF A PAIR OF SHOES YOU WILL DIE ALICE!!

HOW ABOUT ALL OF MY SHOES AND LOOK AT WHAT YOUR WIFE DID TO MY CAR!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN!

WELL PURPLE IS HER FAVEORITE COLOUR!

YA WELL MY CAR IS LIKE THE UGLIEST ORANGE EVER AND ORANGE IS JASPERS FAVEORITE COLOUR!

IF I DID THAT TO YOU CAR THEN WHY IS MINE RED!

Cover up...

WHAT ABOUT MY JEEP IT'S BLUE!! i whined

I BET IT WAS EDWARD BLUE IS HIS FAVORITE COLOUR

what is going on you are goind to be late fo- Oh my what happened here

IT WAS WAS EDWARD!! IT WAS ALICE!! IT WAS BELLA!!IT WAS JASPER!! IT WAS ROSALIE!! IT WAS EMMET!

WAS NOT i yelled at Rose

Thats enough children! get in the jeep and the volvo and go to school

THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM TAKING MY VOLVO TO SCHOOL LIKE THIS! He pointed to the dent in the side if his car

And i refuse to drive a..i shuddered.. blue jeep!

Thats enough now get in the vehicles and go!

FINE!! we all screamed at her we were sooooooooo going to pay for that later and i turned on the jeep the song Revenge By the Plain White t's came on.. everyone smiled

By now you should know everything you say
Can and will be used against you some day
I got the microphone so don't go too far
Cause I'm gonna tell the whole world how you really are

I don't even care how you're gonna feel
Cause I've already tried to give you something real
So go ahead and get mad never talk to me again
I don't even care cause I got my

Revenge
Revenge
Revenge
Got my revenge

Other than the cars and Edward's cds, the day went along without incident... everyone was too busy palnning revenge on everybody else, so at luch i desiced to go visit mario.. i opened up marios closet in our room and everything was gone!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MARIO!! WHERE ARE YOU!! MARIO!! ROSALIE SHALL DIE! MUHAHAHAH!! after i was done mourning mario.. i sniffled i went back to school and started planning my revenge...

I could.. cut off her hair...No she'd probabbly never let me in the room again...

Hmm.. i could.. ahhhhhhhhh i can't think of anything!!noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Esme's Pov

HAHAHAHA!! my plan is working! Emmet can't find Mario, Alice accused Edward of nailing all her shoes to the roof, Edward found his cd's glued to the garage wall and blamed alice, They all blame each other for their cars... now the fun begins!! WORLD DOMINATION! NOOOOOOO BAD ESME MUHAHAHAHAH!!


Okay sorry this chapter is the shortest but next is the revenge and i'm going to try to have all of the cullens revnge seprate soo it im sorry this chapter isnt very long but... Fight part 1 is the longest chapter soo far! haha anyways untill next time farwell and if you have ideas for anyones revenge plz tell me!