After Lisa explained her idea, Sue Ellen went to visit Binky to borrow Mei-Lin for the shoot. As she headed down the street, she spotted a familiar face.
"Hey Prunella, I haven't seen you since you started going to high school."
"Oh, hey Sue Ellen" Prunella replied, hardly looking up from the book she was reading.
"Must be a pretty interesting book you've got there" Sue Ellen commented "what is it?"
"Only the greatest book ever!" Prunella said happily "it's one of the Nightfall series of books."
"Are those the books about the girl that falls in love with a vampire?"
"Uh huh" Prunella replied "they're my new favorite book series. And the vampire guy in the books is so hunky, sigh, I wish I had a vampire boyfriend."
"I don't know, that sounds kind of crazy" Sue Ellen added "wouldn't he try to suck your blood all the time?"
"Not if he loved you" Prunella explained "I'm telling you Sue Ellen, a vampire would make the best boyfriend. These books practically say so. Haven't you ever wondered what Arthur would be like as a vampire?"
"Arthur as a vampire? Hmmm" Sue Ellen pondered.
Sue Ellen was sleeping in her bed, when she heard a knocking sound coming from the window. After being roused from her slumber, she looked and saw Arthur, flying and wearing a dark cape outside.
"Arthur?" she asked, opening the window "what happened to you?"
"I'm a vampire now" Arthur said, as he flew into the room and landed down next to her.
"Why?"
"I hear it makes me more attractive" Arthur explained "what do you think?"
"Actually, I do find myself strangely overcome with desire for you" Sue Ellen replied.
"Then come into my embrace" Arthur said, drawing Sue Ellen closer in his cape. As the girl neared him, Arthru bared his vampire fangs and made a move for her neck.
"Hi-ya!"
Sue Ellen delivered a powerful chop to his nose, temporarily disorienting him, and allowing her to kick him in the chest.
"You may be my boyfriend and a handsome vampire, but nobody sucks my blood unless I want them to!" Sue Ellen replied angrily.
"Sorry Prunella, but I like Arthur just the way he is"
"Okay, but when I get a handsome vampire boyfriend, don't come crying to me."
"Believe me, I won't" Sue Ellen replied "see you later."
Soon, Lisa & Sue Ellen were all set up and were filming their movie.
"I do not understand why we can't be friends Wao-Ling" Tenzin said.
"I wish we could, but my cruel, oppressive, could stop genocide in Darfur but chooses not to, regime says I can't be seen with you" Mei-Lin replied.
"Why can our two countries simply put aside their problems and live in peace?" Tenzin asked.
"I do not know" Mei-Lin replied "hopefully, my leaders will learn the error of their ways and once again restore auto…auto…"
"Autonomy" Lisa said from off camera.
"Automoney to Tibet" Mei-Lin replied "I'm sorry, but what is that? Money for cars?"
"No, it means China will acknowledge Tibet as being a separate country and will no longer hold it under its' oppressive reign" Lisa explained.
"Can we rest please?" Mei-Lin asked "this script is hard to read."
"Okay, take five" Lisa said.
"Lisa, I don't mean to be rude, but I think you're being very hard on China in this movie" Sue Ellen explained "they have some problems, no question, but you're being a little heavy handed."
"Look, I've been to China and had a good time there, but there are a number of social problems China could fix, but chooses not to, or ignores outright" Lisa told her "perhaps I'm being a bit heavy handed, but that's the way to reach the masses."
"Well, I'm still proud of this movie, despite the fact that we filmed most of it in my backyard and have only four actors" Sue Ellen said.
"Speaking of which, you take the camera" Lisa said "I need to prepare for my role as the Chinese military official."
Next time, more hi-jinks with Arthur & Sue Ellen's baby, culminating with the cat girl making a startling admission.
