I'm back! Oregon was absolutely gorgeous, so different from the Midwest (so flat!) Anyway, yeah, the story.

Dante the Criminologist reappeared onscreen. "Some say that the world we live in is an illusion. If this is true, than Ed and Winry are both perfectly fine. If not-well, just watch and see."

The scene changed to the mansion, where the boy was leading the two young people into the hall.

"The Master is in the main hall. He's having some distinguished guests over tonight,"

"Lucky for him," Winry piped up.

Then, a tall, busty woman with jet-black hair and a rather revealing maid outfit slid down the banister. "Sure, he's lucky, you're lucky, everybody's lucky!" she shouted.

Lust groaned. "I'll never forgive you guys for making me wear that thing,"

"Oh, since when do you ever dress decently, anyway?" Sloth retorted.

Lust prepared to unsheathe her nails. "Take that back, you little-"

"Shhh!" interrupted Greed. "Music number."

The kid sang,

"It's astounding,

time is fleeting.

Madness takes its toll.

But listen closely-"

"Not for very much longer," put in the woman.

"I've got keep control.

I remember doing the Time Warp

During those moments when

The Blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling:"

They flung the doors of the main hall open to reveal a bunch of people (many whom were recognized as military personnel) dancing, dressed in tuxedoes and bizarre accessories.

"LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!" they all sang at once. Winry fainted into Ed's arms.

Dante appeared with a chart of dance steps.

"It's just a jump to the left,

and then a step to the rii-iight.

Put your hands on your hips

And tuck your knees in ti-iight.

Then it's the pelvic thru-ust

That drives you insa-a-ane;

Let's do the Time Warp again!"

Then the woman took up the next verse

"It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me,

so you can't see me, no not at all.

In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,

Well secluded, I see all.

Both: With a bit of a mind flip,

You're in a time slip

And nothing can ever be the same.

You're spaced out on sensation

Like you're under sedation.

Let's do the Time Warp again!"

Now a disco light appeared out of the ceiling.

"Don't you think that was a bit much?" asked Dante to the three males whom had put it there.

Envy, Greed, and Wrath all looked at each other. "Hell, no!" they chorused.

"It's just a jump to the left,

and then a step to the rii-iight.

Put your hands on your hips

And tuck your knees in ti-iight.

Then it's the pelvic thru-ust

That drives you insa-a-ane;

Let's do the Time Warp again!"

Then a girl with cropped brown hair, a vegas-esque showgirl outfit, and LOTS of glitter was shown up on the stage.

"Well, I was walkin' down the street just havin' a think when a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink He shook me up he took me by surprise He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes He stared at me and I felt a change Time meant nothin' never would again!"

"Sloth wouldn't work for us at first, she just had no personality whatsoever," explained Envy.

"So we laced her Philosopher's Stones with Red Bull, and cut her hair while she was asleep!"

"Wait-what?" Asked Sloth.

"Just watch the movie, Mommy," smiled Wrath sweetly.

It's just a jump to the left,

and then a step to the rii-iight.

Put your hands on your hips

And tuck your knees in ti-iight.

Then it's the pelvic thru-ust

That drives you insa-a-ane;

Let's do the Time Warp again!

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"

Oh dear, Ed and Winry have really gotten themselves into it this time. The more you review, the faster I'll update!