Warning:
WRITTEN AGAIN WHEN SLEEP DEPRIVED.
Dirk rolled his eyes at Roxy's antics. Honestly? Making an already gay man hold and swing hands? And singing that stupid song from Family Guy was just salt to the wounds.
Roxy was just trying to make our little Dirky Jerky, Rose, and Dave die of embarrassment.
Currently, the four siblings were holding hands and walking home. Roxy, obviously got way too drunk and was singing "Left foot right foot " and repeating over and over. Though, because of the slur, it was more like "Let foo reight foo. " Kind of reminded Dirk of Mr. T.
Thus Dirk decided, no more Family Guy for Roxy Lalonde.
"Bro, is she always like this? " Dave questioned, his face oddly straight.
"E-yup "
"..Is it always gonna be like this? "
"E-yup "
"..."
"E-yup "
"...You're gay aren't you. " Rose looked towards him, raising her voice due to being near the current inebriated Roxy.
"E-yu-...wait...How'd ya' figure it out! "
"You seem gay. "
Dirk blinked, staring at Rose.
She was bright...for a twelve year old girl.
"And I'm assuming Roxy is a lesbian? "
"E-yup "
"Lovely, Dave, We're living with Gay and Lesbian siblings. "
"So? Remember, Tom and Jerry? They were gay. And badass. " Dave poked Rose in the neck with their intertwined fingers. "So be nice and accept it. "
"I AM accepting it, David. "
"My name is NOT David shorty. "
"I am not short. I am a perfect height for someone of my age and sta- "
"In other words, you're short as fuck " Dave stated bluntly.
"Kids kids! Stop yher fightin'! "Roxy stomped her foot, managing to break the chain of siblings and throw a tantrum in five seconds.
"Whoa there Rox, "Dirk mumbled, breaking his hold on Dave's hand to, almost literally, throw his tantruming sister over his shoulder.
"Diiiiiiiiiirk! " Roxy squirmed, hitting her fists against Dirk's lower back and swinging her legs to try and hit Dirk in the no-no area.
"Roooooxy! " Dirk mimicked, grabbing a hold of Dave's hand and managing to walk.
"Puhta' meh doooown! "
"No can do Rox "
"Bluuuuuh! "
"You sure know how to handle her "
"After a few years, you get used to it. "
"I see..." Rose mumbled.
"E-yup "
"WHO WANT'S CHOW-DAH! " Yup, no more Family Guy for Roxy.
" ' The no-no area. ' Seriously Ray? How sleep deprived are you? "
"Enough to be able to talk to myself on a Fanfiction~ "
"Jesus..."
"Love you too talking Fanficiton! "
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