"Sasuke!" Devon shouted, momentarily stepping back with surprise.

"Do not even think of touching him," Sasuke reiterated callously as he let out a juicy fart that moved his thong around in his lil ninja pants!

"Da phuq?" said Devon, lifting a hairy eyebrow. "Did yo faggot ass let that turn slam on brakes?"

"My donk is musical, foo'," giggled Sasuke with a ^_^ face on his ghetto eyes.

"Umm…ok…" said Devon. "Anyways, this spiked hair bitch-ass nigga called me RayJ! Ya know, that ugly ass fool who is almost as ugly as Two Chainz?"

"Two Chainz is an abomination to most people's eyes," said Sasuke, "but does it look like I care? We what had last night was a one night stand! A one night stand! All the magic's gone, what's left is just a shadow of a memory! Damn my thong stanks!"

Naruto got a 12 inch boner thinking about Sasuke in a thong and that lil butthole screaming to be pounded! Sasuke probably had a puckered butthole that looks like raw hamburger helper that Chouji left on the couch.

"Please don't tell me that you mean that, bro!" screamed Devon. "And yo ass got a thong on? What kind you be wearing?" Devon showed great interest in Sasuke's under garments, but then again, who wouldn't with a butthole like that?

"Yes, I mean that! And it's a light blue Hane's thong, so leave Naruto alone!" Sasuke nodded at Naruto before saying "Look, I've had my fair share of niggas, but you be ugly as Lil Wayne as that is WAY too fucking ugly."

Devon's juicy lip started quivering and cowering as he said "I'm not ugly! I'm just a lil under average!" He threw a tantrum and bitch slapped Sai's shit painting.

"Nigga, what the fuck do you think you're doing, slapping my painting?!" screamed Sai the fruity artist. "I spent 7 hours on that masterpiece!"

"Shit just got real," said Devon. "I know good and damn well that you did not just call me a nigga."

"I did and will," said Sai with a lack of emotions as he started to put his beautiful hair into a ponytail.

"Stupid ass cracka with no future. Go home to yo momma in Georgia!"

Sai raised his unibrow. "I'm not white, you stupid hoe! Nicki Minaj got shit on you!"

"What the hell are you then?!" demanded Devon raising his ghetto voice as it thundered around the room.

"I'm Japanese, you cunt! This is Japan! Didn't you notice my yellowish skin, slanted eyes, black hair, and that plate of sushi on the table?! Do you need any more proof?!" Enraged, Sai picked up the jade colored bowl of turds and hurled it towards Devon.

Devon ducked the bowl shattered against the baby pink wall and the turds fell to the ground. Some mice that had made their home in the walls of Sai's apartment came outta the hole and grabbed the turds and went back into their home.

Naruto went over to the table and picked up one of the pieces of sushi that was on Sai's plate. He had three that had octopus tentacles, two with salmon, eight with salmon roe, and two with fake crab meat and cream cheese.

"Get yo hands off my sushi, you dickless hoe!" shrilled Sai as he slapped Naruto's hand with a paintbrush.

"I can't help it!" squeaked Naruto like Mickey Mouse when taking a dush. "I'm so hungry."

"Go to McDonald's and get a happy meal, nigga!" screamed Devon. "By the way, what is yo ugly ass name anyways.""

"Naruto" said Sasuke bluntly. He farted so loudly that he was pretty sure a lil wet turd splashed against his thong. He shuddered quietly and made a repulsing face at what he was pretty sure he did.

"Naruto." Devon approached the yellow haired ninja and smirked. "You look like yo name should be Apple Jack Harold or Fruit Loop Toya since you got no life whatsoever. You are by far the ugliest chink that has ever been in my field of vision!"

Naruto was deeply offended.

"You so ugly you look like you have super-powers. You be havin' super-powers, baby?" Devon asked.

"You've done lost 'yo mothafuckin' mind in real-life!" Naruto shouted, being very defensive.

Devon then pointed at Sasuke. "Them ain't his kids."

"He know that, asshole!" Naruto growled.

"They ain't his kids? I was just guessin'." Devon was puzzled.

"Well, don't be guessing no more! They ain't his kids, they got their own damn daddy, which is Sakura... But, we already established that! So I don't know what the hell you be talkin' about!" Naruto shouted, throwing one of Sai's pink bra's at Devon's head.

Devon screamed as some of Sai's titty residue fell on the nigga's ashy earlobes. "Wash yo crusty titty, faggoty chink!"

"Come at me, bro," said Sai as he was reading a Playgirl magazine.