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Pam's gripping a manila envelope in her hands as she runs quickly up to her apartment.


Ahhhh! I love gifts!

I love gifts from Jim!

I love Jim!

Ok, ok what did he send me!

OW!!

Damn…paper cut.

Grrr, I think I just growled. I need a band-aid.

Oh forget it.

Just rip it PAM!

Ooooohh CD!

Wow I feel like I keep yelling, in my head.

Take a breath, close your eyes, find your happy place.

Ok, he didn't write anything on it, where's my note?

Didn't he write me anything?

Now I'm sad.

Oh wait…what's that?

A post-it?

He sends me a post-it.

That's so Jim.

I can put it on my monitor at work. Then think of him, all day.

I wonder if anyone will question it.

No one comes back behind my desk anyway.

Ok so what kind of love song did he send me?

I always wondered if he heard us in any song lyrics.

Whoa don't snap it, just pull it off the case gently.

Anxious much?

Play…

This sounds like a really upbeat song, that could be good or bad.

This is where I'll be
So heavenly
So come and Dance with me Michael

WHAT!?

Wait! PAUSE PAUSE!

Did he just say Michael?

Replay

This is where I'll be
So heavenly
So come and Dance with me Michael

PAUSE!

Yes, yes it said MICHAEL.

He's such a dork.

Ok now I have to hear the rest of this.

So Sexy, I'm sexy
So come and dance with me Michael

I'm all that you see, you wanna see
So come and dance with me Michael

So close now, so close now
So come and dance with me
So come and dance with me
So come and dance with me

Michael you're the boy with all the leather hips

AHHH! This is so great!

Stucky hair, sticky hips stubble on my sticky lips
Michael you're the only one I ever want only one I ever want only one I ever want
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dance floor
Michael you're dancing like a beautiful dance-whore
Michael waiting on a Silver platter now
And nothing matters now

This is what I am I am a man so come and dance with me Michael

So strong now it's strong now
So come and dance with me Michael

I'm all that you'll be you'll ever see
So come and dance with me Michael

Jerk!

Why can't he just be serious for once!

Alright, it was funny. And it did make me think of Michael in his fancy jeans.

His stupid jeans, that he gets dry cleaned, what a dork.

Alright Halpert, if that's how you want to play this.

FINE!

Hey, is that my cell? He can't be that good, can he?

OH! Yes, yes he can!

Damn it Jim.

Reply…Yes I got ur gift…send

New text…contacts…Jim…text…DORK! I hate u :-p…send

Now I sit and wait, I'm just going to sit here, on my couch and wait. He'll call I know he will, he has to, right?

He'll probably just reply to my text.

He better!

He's so silly, oh my god I have to hear that song again.

Play…

Ahhh HAAHHAAA

Ow my stomach.

So Sexy, you're sexy…. HAAAAHHAA

Whoa, phone.

Reply…Oh don't think ur so cute, ur not getting off the hook that easily. Don't act innocent, ur not innocent…send

What should I have for dinner tonight?

New text! Ohhh, so I got Michael's CD, he's so…AHH!

I need to call him, I miss him. I just want to hear his voice.

Damn.

He won!

Now I'm totally hooked to this song.