A/N: The new officer is Blake Stewart. Now don''t let the name mislead you because Blake is a girl. Yeah and that could mean bad news for the Blues, but I won''t get into that right now. That''s for later. She is very smart-assy like Jake. Blunt, like Jake. And she has a way of infuriating Jake by calling him by his Jail number instead of his actual name. LOL
Two weeks later the band was making sure they had all of their instruments together. Once they were sure the did they waited for the group of escorting officers to come and get them. No one was really sure what to say. I mean what do you say in a moment like this? Kind of a tough moment, huh? ""It ended up being Matt who said something.
""Well uh guys I guess this is it for awhile,"" he started then hearing Elwood or was that Jake sigh, ""But don''t worry we''ll write and come visit you. Won''t we?""
""Yeah ,"" everyone replied except Mr. Fabulous.
""Won''t we,"" Murph asked while hitting Mr. Fabulous in the gut.
""Oomph yeah sure,"" he replied.
""Thanks guys. Well ne-"" Jake was cut off by Officer McDaniel.
""Ok boys your outtta here. Please don''t come visit us,"" he said opening Tom and Blue Lou''s cell while three other officers followed suit opening the other cells.
""Yeah, see ya later, Jake. Elwood.""
""Yeah, see ya later,"" Elwood whispered to himself.
""Ah come on Elwood. Stop ya mopin'' let''s go get some dinner. Get some meat on your lanky.""
Grunting Elwood got off is bed and he and Jake followed the newest officer to the mess hall.
Officer Stewart led the Blues down to the mess hall and for the first time both boys realized that Officer Stewart was indeed a girl. Now why they didn''t realize it earlier I don''t know but they just didn''t, k?
Jake was actually the first to notice.
""Whoa y-you''re a girl.""
Stewart turned around and looked at him, ""Yes I am, 01A4391 now tell me what was your first clue?""
Jake looked at Elwood and they both looked back at the female police officer. Then Elwood whispered to Jake, ""Did she just call you by your number?""
""Yes I did 01A4392, now you two quit dawdling and get in that mess hall.""
Jake and Elwood did as they were told and as soon as their food was in their hands and they had sat down at a table farthest away from Officer Stewart they began to talk.
""Man I don''t like her. She''s got somethin'' about her and she called me by my number. No one has ever done that. Well except that guy who gave me my clothes when I got out the first time but other than that, no,"" Jake stated.
Now Elwood was confused.
""And that bothers you, why?""
""It just does, ok?""
Ok,"" Elwood replied as he began to eat his dinner
Fifteen minutes later they were done and Jake was hoping that their escort officer was not that new female. He''d only known her for a half hour and he didn''t like her. Not just because she was a police officer but her overall appearance bothered him. When the escorting officer was her he began to go over about all the swear words in the world in his mind. On their way to cell block 9 Jake was walking behind Officer Stewart and was staring at her butt.
""Ooo she has a nice one,"" he thought to himself smiling slightly.
Finally they were back in their cell and just as Officer Stewart was about to close the cell door she looked at Jake and smirked.
""01A4391.""
""What,"" Jake replied?
""Before I go you''ve got something right here,"" she said motioning toward her chin then shutting the door and walking away.
""Elwood what do I have on my chin?""
Elwood looked at Jake and began to snicker.
""What is it?""
""Drool. Man you were drooling over our escort officer.""
""No I wasn''t Elwood now shut up and go to bed,"" Jake replied climbing into his.
Elwood put his foot on the bottom bunk and pushed him self up and as he was about to close his eyes he spoke.
""Jake was starin'' at Officer Stuart''s butt!""
Jake got up and threw his pillow at Elwood then lay back down smiling as he heard Elwood mumble a muffled profanity.
