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He looked surprised.

Well, if you come to school pretending to be Edward Cullen, you should be prepared for some crazed fans. At the least.

"Uh... sure." Uh sure! He even sounded like Edward! Not what he said. His voice, I mean. Velvet and all that.

I snapped a quick one of him. And then one of "Bella." And then one of them together.

"Say hi to Emmett and Jasper for me!" I waved. When I got to the exit, they were still standing there. "Good luck with Nessie!!!"

OK. I can die now.

WAIT! I have to see Breaking Dawn as a movie first!

OK, I can almost die now.


Edward's POV

We'd walked around a little, until we'd found the others.

"Alice, how could you not see any of that? I mean seriously! I was mauled! Again!"

"Em, how can you compare that to getting mauled by a bear?" Alice replied petulantly.

"Compare what to getting mauled by a bear?" Bella inquired.

Jasper, who was holding back laugher - barely - said, "He was attacked. By girls. In Gym. They jumped."

Rosalie was a little put out about that.

Despite the urgency of the situation, I laughed, too.

Edward, it's not funny! Emmett and Rose thought simultaneously.

And then recalled what the girl had said about Renesmee.

We'd have to get her out of the middle school.

Now.