2 years later…

"Come on Hexskia. I'm tired." Velnox grabbed his robe. "And why should I believe you? Xelvon, I think you joined Xemnas' group." She snatched his robe from him. "You're not finished. Mylexi didn't get any." Hexskia walked out of the room. "I'm tired of this. Everyday it's the same thing. They come in; I get naked. There IS such a thing as too much." Velnox aka Xelvon simpered as Mylexi came in. "You know the rule; drop em." She smiled as the boxers came down…

Velnox walked out of the room twitching, and breathing hard. "Dammit. Ya'll need to control your appetites." He sat down at the table with the eleven nobody women. "Well you have to realize, it's been a few years since a man has came around." Zaxir put her arms around the male nobody. She snuggled around his neck. Mylexi grabbed his neck, and starting kissing it. Relax girls; Xelvon isn't going anywhere. He promised us he'd stay." Hexskia picked up her eggs with her fork. "I don't usually get up this early. See, having a man around has an effect on me." She giggled. "Ya'll need to get out more." Xayken spoke up chewing her bacon. "That's coming from the "sister". The same nobody that sits on his lap constantly." Nerex rolled her eyes. "Don't be such a hypocrite."

OxOxOxOx

I feel I need to establish the female nobodys:

Hexskia The leader. My "Girlfriend"

Jexyss Number 2. The right hand girl. G-G-G-G-Gangta'. A great fighter

Xayken My sister NOTHING MORE!

Zaxir The freak

Xixia The Nerd

Nellax The tomboy

Atryx The girly girl

Eixzilez The bitch

Nerex The Slut

Axtherb The loud one. A hornball.

Mylexi The Quiet One Unless you get her drunk

Velnox has banged them all except Xayken. That's nasty.

A/N Not to break the break the fourth wall, but Hexskia really WAS my girlfriend. Xayken is REALLY my sister, Nellax is actually my brother's nobody's name, and Mylexi is the nobody of my other girlfriend's cousin. And nobody might not recognize this, but Axtherb is Bertha. The black chick that died from Robocop 2… or 3. I can't remember.

Remember this now

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"Say you'll never leave us Xelvon." Zaxir pleaded. I scratched my face. She climbed on me, and starting kissing me. "We JUST got finished. Are you trying to kill me?" I pushed her off. This was getting tiresome. I stood up, and just walked. "Where are you going?" Xixia inquired. "I'm just going for some air." I headed for the door of the not important enough to describe mansion. "He's probably going to leave again." Eixzilez rolled her eyes, and poured syrup on her waffles.

I sat on the porch, thinking of her. How could I? We nobodies don't have real emotions. Just false emotions that our bodies remember. I don't care. I felt, it was real. I never told anyone this before, but I remember. I remember how I used to stare at my GBA when I fought Larxene. Now, I have the "heart" of the real Larxene. I know, mushy stuff, but I feel mushy now. The writer is currently crying because of that movie Forrest Gump. Damn you Tom Hanks . The writer doesn't even care that he has horrible grammar. Right now he TRYING to progress the story. DAMN!

"Are you alright?" Xayken came out to comfort me. NOT IN THAT WAY PERVS! "Do you want to talk about it?" She sat on the couch beside me. "It's just that… I found somebody. Well, nobody, but my somebody wanted to be her nobody. Did that make sense?" I looked over at my sister who pretended to know what I was talking about. "You're a bad liar, you know that?" I smiled and gave her noogie noogie. "So if you care for her, why are you here?" She nudged me with her elbow. This is my place; with you all. There are more nobodies out there. And she's with the ones where I can't go." I just twiddled my thumbs. "So you did lie." She sounded sad. There is only one other set of nobodies, and those are the ones that belong with Xemnas." I bit my lip. "Tell me, what's your name over there Xelvon?" She started to cry. "They named me Velnox. If it's any consolation, Xemnas has a gay lover whom I threatened to kill. Not because they're gay though." I held her chin. "Aw, you know how to sweet talk a nobody." She moved my hand away, and punched me in the arm. "OW! What was that for?" I rubbed my arm. "It was for lying. You joined them, now you're tainted. You know that you can't stay now that I know." Xayken wiped her tears and stood up. "Are you ready?" I asked. "Like always." She teleported through the door.

"He's leaving again isn't he?" Mylexi asked Xayken. I will no longer refer to my sister in the nobody form. Kenya sat down at the breakfast table. "I guess you overdid it. He said he was tired." She started digging into her waffles. "And you let him escape? You better have a reason for letting him go." Jexyss stood up, and slammed her arms on the table. "Other than the obvious reason, he's my brother? Sometimes real family is a stronger bond than any sisterhood." She swallowed the chewed foodstuffs in her mouth. "Then you are forevermore banished until you find him." Kenya was drinking Orange Juice, ignoring Jexyss "Well I know where HE'S at, but I don't know where THAT place is. Hexskia, you might know." She smiled going after the bacon on Xixia's plate. "Then that's where we're going." Hexskia stood up, and the rest of her nobodies followed.

Velnox POV

"Members of the Organization. We meet our XIIIth and final member." Xemnas spoke even more slowly since last I saw him. "Wow, so I go on vacation for two years, and I get replaced? I stepped out of the shadows from behind Xemnas. "Velnox!" Saix didn't waste any time trying to attack me. I instantly moved to the side, and kneed him in the stomach. "Tsk-tsk Saix. Didn't you learn any manners in my absence?" I taunted the cerulean haired man. "No, I didn't learn any manners." He got up and dusted himself off. "But I learned a few tricks. I finally have preparation for your defense. He went into a DBZ-esque fighting stance. Are you ready?" Saix smiled, and -. He was gone. I underestimated his new fighting style, because he was able to lunge at me before I could even see it. I backed away as fast as I could, but he just stood behind me. "Boo." He laughed. And not a creepy forced laugh. He actually was enjoying my torment, but I don't blame him as I did the same. I turned around and glided a retreat, and as usual, Larxene came stumbling out of a portal. "DEMYX! GET YOUR FUCKING BLOWUP DOLL! I TRIP ON ANYTHING ELSE, IT'S GONE!" She stumbled out of the portal. I dropped to my knees. I didn't notice Saix had kneed me in the stomach. "Velnox!" Larxene eyes shot wide open. I couldn't tell if she was happy to see me or mad because I left. Saix raised his Claymore to slice my head off, kinda like a guillotine. "DIE!" He shouted in his lycan form.

The Claymore dropped.

Larxene charged.

"CLANK"

Kenya swooped in at the right moment, and blocked his attack. "LEAVE HIM ALONE!" She brought her left arm up swiftly to uppercut Saix. He quickly stepped back avoiding the tiny fist of power. Saix was still focused on Kenya, and me and was paying Larxene no attention. She landed a kick in his kidney, sending him flying towards Xemnas.

"WHAT THE FUCK?" A short blonde boy shouted from beside Saix. "Language!" Kenya walked over to the still hooded boy. "You need to watch your mouth." She pointed in the boy's face. He removed his hood, and she instantly shut up. "Sorry." He did his trademark pout. (Guess who. XP!) "Um, Kenya forgot what she was going to say. What's your name?" She twirled her hair. He smiled. "It's Roxas."

"Velnox, where were you?" Larxene punched my in the chest, forgetting I was already in pain. "Xayken! You found him. Finish the job." Hexskia walked in, followed by the rest of her group. Kenya turned to see Hexskia behind her. "Hold on Larxene. You can beat me up later, I have unfinished business." I limped over to my sister and my ex. "Xelvon, I knew you were lying. That's why I let you go. So you could lead me to Xemnas." She pointed to the silver haired nobody who was comforting Saix. He stood up. "What do you want with me?" He pissed me off more by speaking. "I want my heart. You stole what was rightfully mine, and I want it back." She summoned her weapon, the Forte Axe. "That was once upon a time." He summoned his lightsa-.

Random voice: Whispers in my ear

Me: I can't even say that?

RV: Whispers

Me: HE'LL SUE?! FUCK HIM! LET HIM SUE!
RV: Whispers

Me: Well since he's gonna be a bitch about it.

Xemnas summoned his energy beams

Me: Happy now?

GL: Smiles and thumbs up

Xemnas flipped over Hexskia, and slashed at her back. She sent up a set of blocks, blocking his attack. He spun again, beams matching blocks. "STOP!" I shouted.

Fourth wall breakage, and relationships past. All wrapped up in crappy grammar. The next one will be worse, but it's needed.