Someone promised me a baby turtle if I wrote Teal'c's reaction to Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. I want a baby turtle.

"There's really no need to look so smug Teal'c."

"Alright fine. You were right and we were wrong. Still don't understand how he's alive though."

"Really Jack? After all we've been through, all the times one of us, yes mostly me, has died you can't believe that someone in a world with aliens and superheroes can come back to life?"

"Well when you put it like that…"

"So Teal'c, you were right about Coulson. What cause are you going to stand behind now?"

"Does he need another cause Carter? Weren't the first set of t-shirts good enough for ya?"

"Yes SamanthaCarter I do have, as you put it, another cause."

"Oh?"

"Indeed. It is called #IBelieveinSitwell. I have already procured shirts."

"Sitwell? Wasn't he the bald one? Who was a traitor?"

"He was undercover. His patsy is excellent."

"Patsy?"

"Indeed."

"Alrighty then."

"One more thing O'Neill."

"What's that T?"

"I have procured us all tickets and vacation time for later in the summer."

"… Tickets to what exactly?"

"The San Diego Comic Convention. I bought them earlier this year for all four of us. We also have hotel rooms and plane tickets. We leave July 22nd."

"Is it just me or is he getting a little deep in this stuff?"

"Yup."

"Yeah."

"Well alright then."

1. Teal'c and crew were at the Avengers: Age of Ultron panel after sleeping in line and waiting in Hall H all day and nothing can convince me otherwise. Teal'c was in cosplay.

2. I'm a firm believer in #IBelieveinSitwell. Message me here or on Tumblr if you want to know my reasons.

3. I don't use too many ellipses what are you talking about.