Yeah I'm being a nice lil' bitch, but what can I say? Enjoy the double post. Don't get used to it.

Edward (Le Motherfucking gasp! Didn't expect that!)

I breathed in the cool crisp air of this fine morning in Northern Canada. I take the time to reminisce in everything that has happened in my eternally damned life. I still miss her, my Isabella, both of them. They are both the same, so shy yet brave and daring. Kind and caring, loving in nature and so motherly. I had to get her away from that mutt that didn't deserve her love so I did what I had to do. Kill him and their bastard child.

I killed them so she would not have anyone holding her back from an eternity with me. She was so fragile the day I saw her after three years.

Flashback

I was furious, she had yet to call me like I told her to do three years ago. At first I tolerated it because I knew she was mourning and would refuse as soon as she saw me, but after a while it was a pain. She did not even consider me, did not think about me and just carried on her life with that bastard child.

I broke into her house one evening, intent on killing the child, letting her grieve for a month, and then claiming her. She was puttting 'it' down for a nap when I came in the bedroom.

"Hello Isabella." I drawled.

"W-what do you want now?"

"The same thing I wanted all those years ago, you. An eternity with you to be exact."

"No. I refuse, I do not accept. I do not condone eternity." she stood her ground firmly.

I sneered, "I will have you Isabella, even if that means I have to go and kill every person dear to you. Starting with this bastard child."

She shivered and shook her head vigorously, "No, don't lay a finger on my child!"

I picked the little girl up and drained every drop that she had to offer, out of her. When I was done I snapped her neck and threw her across the floor.

"Now I will be back by the spring equinox. Be ready to be mine forever, love." I called out over my shoulder.

I heard her sobs and laughed wickedly.

End Flashback

She committed suicide a few weeks later. It maddened me to no end that I did not claim her sooner. It's one of the few reasons I tolerated Bella. They both had an uncanny resemblance even though Isabella was blonde haired blue eyed.

I missed her greatly and while I didn't want Bella for eternity she was an exceptional pet. Her blood was made from the gods. I have two powers and my hidden one was hypnotism. I used it on Bella and was very happy to see it worked.

I needed to have her back. So I decided, we're going to Forks. I called Carlisle and told him I would be there in a few hours. I ran to their Alaskan home, I was there in two hours, and busted through the door.

I called out, "We're going back to Forks. All of us." Emmett cheered and went to go pack, Alice went with him, Jasper just stayed seated, and Rosalie watched TV.

Carlisle came up to me, "If you think that's ok. We'll go pack, son."

"Thank you father." He left with Esme to get ready.

Bella

I was shopping with Emily, Leah, and Kim. Everything was going great, I got rid of every thing in my closet. I have new everything! A little makeup that just enhances my beauty without making me look like Lauren and Jessica, a lot of skirts, dresses, leggings, and accessories. We were headed to the food court when Kim stopped us.

"What?" I asked.

She grinned widely and with a gesture to the tattoo place said, "I want a tattoo and my belly button pierced, but I don't want to do it alone."

"You know? I want one too. Let's go!"

I was shocked, Emily the innocent wanted a tattoo and piercing. We walked in and looked at the mass array of tattoos. I could get a belly charm in the shape of a wolf and Jacob's name tattooed on the small of my back inside of a heart.

After two and a half hours of excruciating pain on my part, we finally left the tattoo parlor with new piercing, tattoos, and a business card.

"Now food?" I begged.

"Yeah please Kim!"

"Ok. I want some Chik-Fil-A"

We ate and talked about nothing in particular until we all got calls from the guys. Confused and instantly worried we picked up.

"Hello?"

"Bella, you ok?"

"Yes why?"

"On patrol Brady and Collin caught a new trail."

"Ok what about it?"

"Bells it was the Cullens."

"WHAT!"

"Look I gotta go but hurry up to Sam and Emily's."

"Love you."

"Love you, too."

I groaned loudly, causing a lot of people to look at our table.

"Did you guys just get the same call?" Leah asked.

"About the Cullens and needing to go home?"

"Yup."

We got up and dumped our trays before heading to the parking lot. The car ride to La Push was filled with idle chit-chat as we worried about the upcoming meeting with the Cullens. We pulled up to Sam and Emily's cottage like two story home, and whistled for the boys to come get the bags.

"Holy fuck! How much shit did ya'll buy!" Paul cursed, lifting Leah's stuff into her car.

"We may have found out that since I haven't been using my monthly allowance from my mom that I have a couple thousand dollars." I said shyly, barely flushing but knowing that the blush was slightly noticeable.

"How much is a couple thousand, Bells?" Jake asked.

"A couple 80,000 thousand?"

"How the hell do you get 80,000 from you're mom?"

"Well now it's that much but it was originally 100,200." I squeaked.

"What the fuck!" The whole pack shouted.

I squeaked again and hid behind Emily.

"Don't attack! I have a human shield and I'm not afraid to use her!"

"Explain." Seth ordered.

I sighed heavily, "Fiiiiine. Ok well I've been living here for two years and during that time Renee would send me about five hundred dollars a month. Recently my step-dad Phil has gone into the major leagues. So they gave me a black card and even more money for my allowance. By the way Jakey you have to help me pick out a car later on today."

They stood there shell-shocked for a moment before Sam spoke,

"So apparently you had 100,200 dollars and you girls spent 20,200 of it on clothes and shoes?"

"And tattoos and belly button piercing." I said in monotoned correction.

"WHAT!"

Quil did an awesome interpretation of Tigger, bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet.

"I want to see it Bells!" I giggled and lifted up my tank top to reveal my belly charm.

"And the new ink!" I turned and bent down. I felt Quil's warm hand brush over my tat and pinch my ass.

"QUIL!"

I grabbed the baseball bat Leah passed me and smacked him in the balls.

"I'm gonna enjoy these next few minutes since Claire's not here." I laughed evilly.

I beat him in the head watching as the bat molded to the shape of his hard ass head.

"Damn it! You bent it!"

"Lets go change I want to wear my new bikini and it's hot as fuck so lets go to the beach today!" Kim yanked us inside and the boys followed with all of our bags.

We went upstairs and changed in the guest room. I pulled on my strapless swimsuit. It was a light pink and black polka dotted masterpiece. I pulled out my black flip flops and my Spongebob towel cuz he's awesome.

I looked to see Leah looking very exotic in a dark red bikini, Kim in a green one, and Emily in a blue zebra print one piece. I pushed on my white acid washed shorts and my big sunglasses.

I ran down the stairs and stopped mid-way. The guys were all in a circle by the steps and Jacob was in front of the stairs with his back to me. I jumped and wrapped my arms and legs around him.

"Hi!"

"Did you seriously jump on me Bells?"

I laughed, "Yup." I said popping the 'p'.

"We have to go to the treaty line before we hit the beach."

"To meet the Cullen freaks?" I asked.

"Yeah." Embry nodded.

Everyone walked to the treaty line, well more like the pack walked, the humans got piggy back rides.

"Hey guys watch me!" I ran ahead, jumped up, and shifted into a blue jay without shredding my clothes.

"Wow…" They were all in awe. I sat on Quilany's head for the rest of the walk. I pecked his head hard and kept scratching my feet against him. Once I poked him in the eye with my wing.

I hid behind Collin and Brady when we were at the treaty and phased back.

I heard a voice that I had always wished I would never have to hear ever again,

"Where's my Bella?"

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