Orochimaru's eyes widened as he saw what was on the shelf gathering dust in the hospital's medical file room. And, to think that it had just been sitting there completely unattended since the First War... Of course it wasn't as valuable as a nearly genetically identical sample had been, but it was still valuable in its own right.
The preservation seals appeared to be intact, but in order to see if it was viable he would need to find a female subject. Preferably a willing one. The unwilling ones tended to try to damage the resulting offspring if they weren't incapacitated. That, and with that serial killer on the loose, too many women were going missing for one more to be ignored, and he didn't need that pinned on him, especially considering the fact that he'd stumbled on the man's dumping grounds and there was evidence of his visit since he'd decided to swipe a couple of cadavers that had just been laying there.
Ten Months Later:
"Weird, I thought he would've had silver hair." Minato commented as he glanced down at the baby Biwako was cleaning up.
"It's not that surprising." Biwako said as she wrapped the baby in a blanket. "Tobirama took more after his mother in the looks department. Hashirama looked more like their father."
Whatever she was going to say next was cut off as she was killed by a masked intruder.
"What's this about Hashirama and Tobirama?" the masked intruder asked as he looked down at the baby he'd just snatched.
Twelve Years and Change later:
"I'm not taking the goddamn hat!" Tsunade drunkenly yelled at Jiraiya as she packed to leave. "By the way, the kid you brought with you is a right bastard! Relative or not, I call it like I see it."
Four Years After That:
"So, which one of us do you think he belongs to?" Hashirama asked his brother.
"He looks so much like Father that it's hard to tell." Tobirama replied as he studied the boy who stood his ground against the combined might of the Uchiha.
The boy turned around and bitch-slapped a ninja that had looked like he was going to break and run from the battlefield.
"Shit, he's clearly inherited dad's temper." Tobirama said.
Hashirama just shuddered as Senju Naruto bitch-slapped another fleeing ninja into orbit.
