Miki:I'm so sorry for the long update. Really! You can all blame me! Not Kana-chan! You see, it's because, at first I was on strike to update, and i don't want to explain why. Also because, i got lazy. I mean, who isn't? Am I right? I know we got some question, so I'll answer them at the end of the chapter. now...NARUTO!
Naruto:What? Why am i even here? You two haven't even met me yet!
Miki:Yeah, i know, but...i don't want to say the disclaimer and Kana-chan isn't here,so, say it! Or we'll never met you!
Naruto:Miki-chi23 and Trunkslover10101 does not own naruto. Happy?
Miki:Yes, now read!
This is bullshit. First I'm sitting in math class, I blink and I'm in a damn cave. I crossed my legs and arms. I glare at the wall with my crimson-red eyes. I blew the black bangs that were covering my view. Soon some blond girl wearing a black coat with puffy red clouds walked in. She looks familiar. "Hey! Barbie! Come here!" I yelled. She looked around and pointed to her. " Yes! Now come here, Barbie!" I barked. She glared at me, but listened.
"Who are you calling Barbie, hn? What is a 'Barbie'" she asked.
"Yeah, yeah. Hey, where am I?" I asked in a bored tone.
"Your in our lair, the Akatsuki lair, hn. And my name's Deidara, hn." She answered.
"My name's Sora Kimiko. Kimi for short." I explained.
"Kimi? What a weired name, hn." She muttered.
"Listen Barbie-" I started.
"Deidara, hn." She correted.
"Like I care! Stop saying hn, it's getting on my nerves." I finished. Barbie opened her mouth to say something, but closed it and walked away. "Deidara." I mummbled. No wonder everthing looks like an anime. I'm in the anime Naruto...yawn, boring. Soon Barbie came back with a older man with balck hair and some wrinkles under his eyes, wearing the same coat.
"Who's this?" he asked.
"I don't know,hn. I walked in and she calls me over to her, hn." Barbie explained. My eyebrow twiched.
"My name is Uchiha Itachi. What's your name?" he asked, pointing a finger with black nail polish, in my face.
"I don't have to tell you, Girly Man." I growled. Barbie giggled, but tried to hid it. "Don't make me mad, I'm already pissed about Barbie saying 'hn'." I said with another growl.
"Deidara, hn!" Barbie complained. I got up and punched Barbie in the eye. "OW! SHE HIT ME, HN! SHE HIT MY GOOD EYE, HN!" Barbie sceamed.
"Hmm..." Itachi muttered.
"What?" I asked harshly.
"I like you. You'll make a good memember for the Akatsuki." Girly Man said. He then handed me a coat like theirs. I grabbed it then, ripped it in half.
"I'm not that evil, okaya. Besides, you guys suck, and I'll make more damage by myself, than with you guys. Thank you, very much." I explained with a glare. Girly Man and Barbie were shocked. "See you ladies later." I said and started to walk away. But, was pushed aside by some red-head kid. "Watch it, Shorty!" I yelled hitting him on the head. The kid glared at me.
"Sasori, my man. How was the village, ready to acctk yet?" Barbie asked.
"No, still to many guards." He answered. He then glared at me. I glared back. "Who's the girl?"
"SOmeone you might work with." Girly Man explained. A vein grew on my head.
"I told you, I'm not joining your freaky club! Now, where's the exit?" I asked looking around with a bored expression. All the dumb memembers looked at each other.
"You'll come bakck. I'm sure of it." Girly Man told me.
"Gosh! Stalker much? It's hard enough you stalk your little brother, now me? You need to see a doctor, Girly Man." I said laughing my head off. I never knew how much fun it was to piss off the Naruto characters. This should be interesting.
Miki:Okay, to answer XxCharlottexX1's question, the reason the chapters are so short is because these first four chapters, explain how we get in and it's also in our POV's so it's even harder to think up ideas. As far as i know, the rest of the chapters from here on out, are going to have no POV's. And they should also be very long. Okay, Naruto, take us home please.
Naruto:Why me? Whatever, R&R everyone! Til next chapter!
