Clingy McBecs/ B-Dizzle is the newest addition to the Bohemian Starfish Reindeer Rebels, she would have been in Chapter 3 but a lot was going on in that chapter so she will make her grand entrance in chapter 4 (as you may have guessed). By the way, J-Dizzle (me!) has changed her name to Jizzle; there was an Owlist ceremony where L-Dog was the priest and everything so it's official. Also this has spiraled completely out of control and really has nothing to do with Boosh anymore but oh well, tis just a bit of fun. Will contain new piano fringe characters from Death Note, Stardust, Indiana Jones + Crystal Skull, Batman, Charmed, Twilight
Rizzle and Vizzle walked into the enormous stadium where the Olympics were taking place. Today the Olympian War Poets were competing for the gold.
"Are you on your toes?" asked Rizzle
"Yup, which is quite difficult in these boots" replied Vizzle. It was at that moment a loudspeaker sounded:
"Would all Olympian war poets assemble in the Olympian War Poet area."
"That's me! You go find your seat and watch me win." Vizzle swaggered off
"Don't swagger! Strut, it's cooler!" Shouted Harry and Ron from the stands Vizzle pointed and winked and began strutting instead. The BSRR and husbands (except Chris Halliwell isn't a husband, he's K's mistress) found their way to their seats. They saw Vizzle and the other competitors for war poetry in the arena. Then, there was a man sized fire in the, middle of the arena, and they saw that it was Cole (of Charmed), and he was the source of all evil. He ran, grabbed Vizzle and disappeared. Rizzle got down onto her knees, and wept.
Whilst Rizzle was having a breakdown, Some unexpected help fell from the sky, and that help happened to be Indiana Jones in a fridge, shielding himself from a nuclear explosion again. And whilst he was being cleaned, Fizzle viewed him through the glass, and threw herself onto the glass, knowing that it was meant to be. Later, Mutt, son of Indy, appeared on his motorcycle looking for his father, and A-Dog swooned.
L-Dog knew who was the man to solve this case, L, (of Death Note) one of the worlds leading detectives, she found a way of contacting him, and hired him for the job. He soon appeared, which he did not often do, but he had a feeling it was safe to show himself. However he did wear a mask to hide his face. L-Dog was pacing nervously, for she was eager to impress L. But her anxiety was in vain, for the instant he saw her, he smiled under his mask, and offered her a lollipop.
Jizzle had different ideas about who would be best to help, and, waiting till nightfall, she put on the Bat signal, and waited for the Dark Knight to appear. She barely noticed him emerging from the shadows
"What's wrong?" his rugged voice amazed her
"Batman, my friends' husband has been kidnapped by the source of all evil, please help me. I have followed your career, and I have always wanted to meet you, but I had hoped it would not be under such circumstances" Batman looked at her cautiously, could he trust her, he thought so
"Take me to the scene of the crime" he said. And they did. It was as all of the BSRR were approaching the arena they saw that everyone seemed to have gotten someone to help. K was first to speak,
"This is B-Dizzle, she is very wise and has brought her manservant, Septimus, her husband is a vampire named Edward and is not here right now." B-Dizzle smiled enthusiastically and waved to everyone
"Well this is L, he too is very wise and he gave me a lollipop" said L-Dog
"This is Indiana Jones, and he is hot. Also we are to be married" Said Fizzle plainly
"This is Indiana Jones's son, and we are to be married, that makes you my mother in law!" exclaimed A-Dog, and they hugged at this discovery
"Hellooo! Batman standing right next to me and no-one noticed" said Jizzle, outraged. It was then Rizzle entered saying:
"Everyone! This is Stephen Fry! He has agreed to help us find… oh." After a very small argument, it was agreed that they would work as a team to find Vizzle.
They all set about looking for clues. It was not long before Batman found a clue.
"This strand of hair came from the kidnapper," he took out a gadget and started analyzing the hair, muttering words like 'cross-reference' and 'triangulate'. Jizzle could not help but stop and stare at the bat, and thought aloud
"I've always wanted to triangulate something"
"I'll teach you later, but right now, we've got a criminal to catch" said Batman. Jizzle was sighed, and got back to work. Batman concealed a smile.
L was busy looking at all the security tapes.
"If you look here you will see a logo on his jumper, this could be a vital clue, I'll start compiling a character profile"
"I never would have noticed something as tiny as that" said L-Dog wistfully
"You don't have to, I'm here to do it for you" L's eyes did not leave the screen, but he longed to see her reaction. It was a happy reaction.
K was explaining what happened to B-Dizzle and Septimus when a man shining like a diamond entered from an unknown entrance.
"Edward!" exclaimed B-Dizzle. B-Dizzle was soooo in love with Edward that she refused any other man, and had only one husband. Not to say the Knights of Cling were not as much in love with their husbands, but B-Dizzle just needed the one.
K was searching for a clue when she saw Coles image on the screen that L was watching. She could not help but say
"He's actually kind of hot" Rizzle was outraged and reminded her that he kidnapped her husband, her one true love, apart from her second husband James Marsden.
"Hot in a really evil way, um never mind" K tried to explain but was unable to.
Rizzle sat depressed, and hopeless, when Stephen Fry approached her and said something very witty which made her laugh, however she stopped laughing when she remembered Vizzle was gone.
"Rizzle I know you are trying to find your husband but when this is all over, will you marry me?"
"Oh Stephen I would love to, but I thought you were gay"
"Seeing you I have realized I just hadn't found the right woman."
Fizzle and Indy were trying to decipher an ancient text to try and find a way of defeating Cole, And Indy was so in love with Fizzle, that he let her wear his hat. Meanwhile, A-Dog and Mutt were noticing how both their names had a canine word in it, they took this as a sign they were meant to be.
After each compiling their own evidence etc. everyone met up and shared. B-Dizzle realized that not everyone had met Edward, so introduced him to the group.
"Everyone, this is Edward Cullen, he's a vegetarian vampire" many of the group did not believe in vampires and so were skeptical. "Clearly insane" thought Batman
"Well at least I don't wear tights" retaliated Edward
"It's body armour! And I didn't say that aloud" said Batman defensively, and very confused as to how the gorgeous, pale teenager knew what he was thinking
"Edward can read minds, duh. I thought you were the worlds greatest detective" Said Jizzle
"Now everyone I think we can all agree that there is absolutely nothing wrong with a man wearing tights!" Rizzle held up her hands, trying to keep the peace
"It's BODY ARMOUR!!" shouted Batman, Jizzle gently placed her hand on Batman's shoulder and whispered:
"I know" It was then that Batman realized that he was in love with Jizzle.
"Will I never have my Vizzle back!!" screamed Rizzle, falling to the ground. Then a firey ball appeared and it was Cole and Vizzle. Then everyone noticed that K had Cole by the ear, she shook it and he said
"Sorry Rizzle" K looked satisfied
And so everyone was happy. L asked L-Dog to help him solve crimes, however this was just an excuse to spend more time with her, she saw this and happily agreed. Batman asked Jizzle if she could love him despite his obsession, she said yes, and they were happy. K trained up Cole well as a husband, and they were happy. Edward introduced the rest of his family to everyone, and K felt a very special bond with Emmett, as did Rizzle with Carlisle
