Me: Hey! I'm back! Yay!
Sakura: What's gonna happen to Hidan?
Me: Not what you would expect! HeeHee!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…sadly…(insert anime tears here)
Hidan blew black smoke out of his mouth, and detached himself from the house.
"That's the last time I try to light fireworks." Hidan said.
Naruto came running, and saw Hidan.
"Hahahaha." Naruto said laughing.
Hidan felt his hair. It was in every place imaginable, and it was black.
"No! Not my hair!" Hidan exclaimed dropping to his knees.
"Hidan! Are you okay?" Sakura asked as she came running.
"Sakura! Oh yeah, I'm good…just a little fireworks…exploding fireworks…" He muttered.
Sakura looked him over for any cuts or bruises.
"Well, there is nothing wrong except for the fact that you are covered in black." Sakura noted.
She began laughing and Hidan joined in.
"Well, I'll be off then. It seems Konan failed and it wasn't Deidara." Naruto said easily.
Sakura stared at him menacingly.
"What? Konan?" Hidan asked.
"Ehehehehe…I'll just…walk away slowly…" Naruto said running off.
Sakura sighed and put a hand to her forehead.
"What was he talking about Sakura?" Hidan asked smoothing out his black with soot hair.
"It was nothing. Don't worry about it." She said turning away.
He grabbed her wrist and made her face him.
"Tell. Me." He enunciated slowly.
"A few months ago, I hired a nurse with blue hair. Due to our past with the Akatsuki, I knew it was Konan the minute I saw her. I informed the others and let her in. Of course, she thought we didn't know it was her. She finally got the information she wanted on us. The news of a child, and how I was mortal again. She tried to escape, but we caught her." Sakura said.
Hidan hugged her and sighed.
"Indeed you are mortal now…and how I wish you weren't. Though I do wish to have a child with you and that is what we shall do. It seems, a birth with immortals does have complications. For example, the child could be evil, or you could be mortal forever." Hidan explained.
"We shall expect the worse and hope for the best." Sakura said kissing his cheek.
"All right. I'll go get this soot off and you go back to work. We'll just have to be more careful in the near future." He said smiling a bit.
She nodded and ran off, waving behind her. Hidan chuckled to himself.
'I'd better not make any jokes about her getting bigger when she does.' Hidan thought laughing to himself.
Kakashi and Shino were currently in the detention facility, with a chakra drained Konan.
"I will not tell you anything. Anyone who leaves the Akatsuki must die." Konan said.
"Sakura and Hidan cannot die." Shino said.
"Sakura can. She is mortal now." Konan said dully.
"No. She miscarried. She is immortal again." Shino said.
"No…she can't be…the child? Gone? How are they taking it?" Konan asked as some maternal instincts kicked in.
"They are so stricken with guilt. Sakura especially. I do not think they will try to have another child." Shino said.
Konan slumped down.
"While in the Akatsuki, I thought of Sakura as my sister. We did spend time together. I do not wish to get rid of her, nor her husband. Pein wishes me to do so though." Konan said wearily.
"And Pein is?" Kakashi asked raising an eyebrow.
"He is our leader…and my husband." Konan said softly.
Kakashi and Shino left Konan's cell.
"She believed it, and we gained information. It seems, Sakura is a weak spot." Shino said as they headed back to Konoha.
"Yes. When we come back, we can tell her that despite Sakura being immortal, she has been trying to kill herself." Kakashi mentioned.
"It seems that would work quite nicely." Shino said as they jumped off.
Me: Wow…Shino is believable…and maybe he is right…nah just playing with you.
Sasuke: -pokes Naruto- I think he had a heart attack.
Me: Nu! Not Naruto!
Naruto: I'm okay!
Me: R and R!
