Sometimes I wonder why would all authors not get sick of writing disclaimer's and stuff. *sigh*Well,you know what they say.

"With great (imagination) power,comes great (writing) responsibility".

Disc,:I do not own the hyperactive blonde or the red and blue spandex-wearing hero. There,I said it. Sheeesh -_-

Chapter 3

Sounds Much Like The Forest Of Death

Jumpstart On The Second Test!

"Hey,something's up about this",Spiderman whispered to Naruto.

"What is?",Naruto replied cautiously. Choosing to trust Spiderman's instincts.

"My blood pressure,of course",Spiderman said casually. Naruto had to choose either to choke the breath out of Spiderman or to laugh it out loud. He chose the latter.

Though he can't really do it,either. Since Anko's glare told them to shut the hell up.

In front of them,Takeshi's team seemed to arrive earlier. Not much to their surprise,he still bear a great hatred towards Naruto & Spiderman. What startled them was that Takeshi made an evil grin.

'My Spider-sense just rang. This is not good',Spiderman thought. For real,his spider-sense really rang.

Anko decided not to wait any longer for the test description.

"And here I thought Ibiki's gonna manage to scare some of you off".

"Alright,let's hope the second test is not another written test. I'm bored",Spiderman said.

"Well you're hope is my time eating dango peacefully. To my back is where you're test will be held. The Forest of Death(Shi no Mori). And don't be concerned with the scary name,our earlier Hokage always made several silly nicknames",Anko pointed out. She guessed the webhead isn't taking this seriously.

"Why 'Forest of Death'? Why not 'Park of The Innocent?",still joking Spiderman is.

Anko pulls a meat loaf from…. anywhere from her jacket. She seemed able to hide anything in her jacket. She threw the meat loaf into the forest. Several beasty sounds were made by the fresh meat loaf. And it sounds like hundreds of lion stampede. Well,at least it does to Spiderman.

He gulped. Hard. "Sounds like a Forest o' Death to me",he finally accept the silly name.

Anko sighed. All she wanted was a peaceful time with dozens of dango to eat.

"Alright,guess you guys better go in. We're losing time" 'For my dango that is',she said,and thought.

Everyone gets in,but she halted Naruto for a moment.

"Naruto,keep an eye on that bug guy,I think he's gonna trouble you",Anko said.

"Hahahah. Well,I heard he took on 2 ANBUs himself so I wouldn't worry about him if I were you,Anko-san",Naruto said.

'2 ANBUs huh? Not bad'

Naruto sped away,following Spiderman.

Sakura made his way to Hokage's office. On her way,she was caught by surprise by a blonde girl with a ponytail.

"Hey,forehead. Going somewhere?",the girl said.

Forehead. Not so mean for an insult,but Sakura kinda took it seriously.

"Not anywhere of your concern,Ino-pig",she shot back.

The girl,which Sakura called Ino,didn't take it as serious as the forehead girl she was teasing.

"Aw,someone's in a bad mood. Tell you what,I have just the news that'll cheer you up".

"What?"

"An American guy was here. I heard he's really hot,but I don't hear that he has shown his face yet"

"Well,he was wearing mask after all"

Ino paused.

"Wait,you've seen him?"

"Yeah,guess Tsunade-shishou assigned him to be in my team"

"What? Aw,man. And I've thought I'll have a chance on this guy. This means I've lost two times to you"

Sakura was puzzled.

"What did you lost to me in the first time?"

Ino didn't seem really enthusiastic about what she had to answer. Silently cursing herself for bringing up the topic.

"W-well,last time Sasuke was assigned to your team. And-",she stopped. Sakura was ready to go into nervous breakdown state.

"Sorry,Sakura. I didn't mean to-".

"No,it's okay",comically,she clawed to the ground in depression.

Ino knew she has to do something to lighten up the situation. Something,anything will do.

"Uh..I hear Naruto-kun is restarting the Chuunin exam again. Is it true?"

Sakura,upon hearing Ino calling Naruto 'Naruto-kun',which was really strange since Ino never called him that,lifted her head to meet Ino's desperate gaze.

'Wow,she is desperate'

"Oh,right. He is. And Spiderman is going with him too".

"Spiderman,huh?"

"Yeah,I know. Kinda weird,really".

Back in the Forest of Death,our UnDynamic Duo was still searching for other scrolls.

"Okay. So we have the Earth Scroll. And we should look out for the Heaven scroll which might be held by other teams. And we—woah! Watch out!",Spiderman's spider sense kicked into high gear when a giant centipede charged towards them. Luckily his fast reflexes helped him gave a counter-kick towards the giant centipede's head,send him flying away.

"And we have to fend off any over-grown animals around here. Correct!",Naruto finished Spiderman's word.

Another came,a giant hornet.

"My turn,Kagebunshin no Jutsu(Shadow Clone Jutsu)!"

Four Naruto appeared after a puff of smoke.

'What the-?'

Naruto began kicking the hornet upwards.

"Uzumaki Naruto Rendan(Uzumaki Naruto Barrage)!"

Another kick from another of Naruto's clones,and another one. The real Naruto was already waiting to deliver the final downwards kick. It hit the hornet's face,crippling it. The centipede slammed the ground after being kicked by Naruto.

"Whoa,dude what the hell did you do?",Spiderman,still confused by Naruto's jutsu.

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu (Shadow Clone Jutsu). It's really cool if you get a hang of it. And what I just did is a Super Cool combo original by me!",Naruto proudly explains while pointing his thumb to his chest.

"I'd say you're too hard on that poor hornet"

"Ahh,who cares about the hornet. That rocks!",Naruto's biggest weakness is,well,big-headed.

'I guess it's a good time to take some reality to that head of his. He seems to be having too much fun',Spiderman thought while visibly sweatdropping. Truth to be told,he doesn't want Naruto ended up a power-hungry creep.

"Naruto,how strong do you think you are?",the webhead asked.

Naruto,a bit taken aback by Spiderman's question,took some time to think about that slight detail. For all honesty,he haven't thought about that for a long time since what he's aiming is just to become stronger everyday. He haven't record his power limits at all.

"Hmmm,well.. I guess just enough to take you on!",he said. Okay,maybe that's too far out,he silently thought.

Spiderman chuckled at his friend's behavior. He then finally said,"Well,that means you have the same responsibility as I do. If you CAN take me on,that is". Naruto began contemplating his newfound friend's words before he caught the webhead's last words.

"Is that a challenge,nest face?",he growled. Spiderman immediately waved his hands up in front of him in defense. "No,no,nothing like that. I was just asking whether or not you think you are that strong".

"How strong?",Naruto asked.

"Well,I'm not asking you how strong you are to gauge your strength. I'm asking that to see how much is your responsibility",Spiderman explained his intentions.

"What does strength has to do with responsibility?",a dumbfounded blonde asked.

But before Spiderman could answer,a voice called out.

"I'd better not get comfortable if I were you,twerp! "

A very familiar voice came from above. Spiderman had to focus on his spider-sense to search the source of the voice.

"Naruto,on the trees!",Spiderman said.

Naruto turn to look to the trees Spiderman was saying. There,stood Hiromura Takeshi and his gang.

"Mwahahahah! Guess I finally have some time to settle the score with you dirtbags! You're going to pay! Tsugami,now!",Takeshi signaled to one of his teammates.

A large tree branch tied by a long rope came swinging towards Naruto. Spiderman quickly took a shuriken and throw it to the ropes,cutting it. When the tree branch fell,he jumped and shot out four web lines at the gigantic tree branch,then swung it to Tsugami. "Here's your change!". The branch hit him squarely in the stomach.

"Ack! Darn it!",he flew away,but managed to throw a swarm of kunais. 'Great,what should I do?'

'Try using my Lightning Style ability. That'll help',Raibi instructed him from inside.

'Alright'. Spiderman concentrated.

"Thunder Zap!",Spiderman shot out several lightning bolts that stopped the kunais by impacting each of them with each ends of the bolts.

"Great,so I'm now a Sith Lord?",Spiderman muttered in English.

The tree impact itself had caused Tsugami to pass out.

Naruto meanwhile was too preoccupied to see Spiderman's fight. He did however,saw what he could say a sticky rope that shot out from Spiderman's hand.

"Doesn't suppose he hid several meters of rope in that suit.."

"It's not over yet! Doton:RetsuDotensho(Earth Style:Earth Splitter Palm)!",another ninja jumped from another tree branch. Said ninja slammed the ground with his fist,splitting the ground. And Naruto was in his way.

Naruto jumped towards him and made one clone. While Naruto released some chakra from his hand,his clone started spinning it and mold it into an orb.

"Take this! Rasengan(Spiral Sphere)!".

Naruto's Rasengan slammed to the ninja's stomach,sending him away while the Rasengan orb still burning his stomach with infinite chakra friction.

"Good-tastically awesome!",Spiderman exclaimed.

Now,all there's left is Takeshi himself.

He jumped down from the giant tree he stood before,readying his fist for a bonecrushing punch towards Naruto. Spiderman sprang from Naruto's right,kicking Takeshi's left fist away.

Takeshi growled,doing a somersault to land a few feet away,just above the earth ripture made by his earlier teammate with the RetsuDotensho. He got an idea,flashing through a series of seals,which ended in a tiger seal.

'I can't believe those stubby fingers of his could make seals as fast as that'

'Save your Einsten lectures about hand sizes for later,incoming!'

"Katon: Karyuu Endan (Fire Style: Fire Dragon Bullet)!",Takeshi breathed out a streak of fire into the ripture,which made the fire travel underground. Naruto saw this,since he already seeing where the riptures lead to. Him and Spiderman.

"Spiderman!",he called in alerting tone.

"I see it!",Spiderman replied. With that,both of them jumped out the way when a volcano of fire shot up from where they were standing.

While Spiderman was jumping to the side,Naruto jumped forward towards Takeshi. While making a cross seal. Summoning five shadow clones to his side.

"Bunshin Taiatari (Clone Tackle)!",all of the clones then sped up to Takeshi leaving the real Naruto behind. Then,the clones punched Takeshi in the same time launching him backwards.

When Takeshi regained his footing,Naruto made an upward kick to his jaw and launched him up to crash a tree branch.

'Kid's pretty good. Wonder if Daredevil or Wolverine would be a match for him…',Spiderman thought in amazement.

While on the broken tree branch,a battle-worn Takeshi stood up again,grinning. Wiping a trickle of blood from his mouth.

"Keh,not bad. You're still an annoying brat though!"

Takeshi jumped and preparing some chakra. He made some handseals.

"Fuuton:Kaze no Yaiba(Wind Style:Wind Blade)!"

The technique literally cuts through the trees and boulders around Naruto and Spiderman. If not for Spiderman's spider-sense,they too would be like what the trees were. Newly-made pencils.

Unfortunately,Naruto was not that lucky. Since he can't see Takeshi's Jutsu,he got a cut along his left arm.

"GAAAHHH!",Naruto groaned.

"Naruto!",Spiderman richocheted his jump from another tree and jumped towards Naruto.

But Takeshi got Naruto first. And he made a single,evil grin.

"Katon:Karyuu Bakudan(Fire Style:Exploding Flame Dragon)!",even without the terrifying name,Spiderman already knew the danger by his spider-sense's high-pitched frequency.

The flame got to Naruto and exploded. Badly wounded him.

Spiderman finally gets to Naruto.

"Damn it,he got me hard!",Naruto spoke,but then he coughed up blood.

"You okay?"

"Yeah,it's not too much of a problem",Naruto said.

"Not much of a problem my ass,Naruto! That's a freaking C4 explosion!",Spidey said worriedly. His mask was there to hide the twitch of his left eye.

Seeing Naruto covered in blood reminded him of Harry.

'I have a chance. I have a chance to make a difference'

"Mwahahahahah! That's what you got if you dare fight the all-mighty Hiromura Takeshi!"

Spiderman stiffened.

"Darn it. I was careless for a sec and this happens. Never thought that exploding fire style even exists". True,unlike the Third Hokage's Flame Dragon Bullet,the Exploding Flame Dragon can classify as A-class jutsu.

"Mwahhhhaaaaahhhaaa!"

Spiderman stood up. He made a cross-fingered hand seal.

"Tajuu Kagebunshin no Jutsu(Mass Sahdow Clone Jutsu)!",he called out his jutsu.

Hundreds of Spidermans was made.

Much to Naruto's amazement,was that Spiderman made the very technique he just show him before.

"What can you do if you only add your numbers? You still can't beat me!",Takeshi roared.

"Oh yeah? I WILL!",Spiderman jumped along with his clones.

"Yosh,let's do this! Kaze Rendan(Wind Barrage)",another clone said. Announcing the attack.

A well-organized attack was what was seen in Naruto's eyes.

"First Wind:Open Gust Whirlwind!". Spiderman's clones did a full-roundhouse kick on a handstand. One clone gets a kick in and flung Takeshi to another clone,and so on. The last clone kicked Takeshi upwards.

"Second Wind:Giant Scythe Hurricane!"

A lot of Spiderman's clones band together and formed a gigantic-scythe shaped form. The one on the back shot out a web line to swing the shadow clone scythe. The tip of the scythe band hit Takeshi like a baseball bat and flung him to another attack post.

"Last Wind:Iron Bazooka Thunder Storm!"

From every direction,Spiderman's clones used two weblines as a slingshot and everyone of them,including the real Spiderman,flew towards Takeshi.

"Next time you ambush someone,check if one of 'em is a superhero first!",enraged,Spiderman ignited his right fist with super-charged lightning.

'Now he's getting a hang of it',Raibi said. Proud that Spiderman used his lightning attacks in combat.

"RAIKEN(LIGHTNING FIST)!"

Hundreds of lightning fists strikes at Takeshi,making hundreds of thunderclaps when finished.

End of chapter 3

Note that I suck at translating Japanese language.

But at least Takeshi got his butt-kicked.

HEEEHAAW!

And note if someone asked how does Spiderman get so good with ninja projectiles,don't bother saying that he has a talent for being a ninja. He played darts,that's what happened.

Jutsu Description:

Kagebunshin no Jutsu (Shadow Clone Jutsu)- Creates a clone which is unlike a regular bunshin where the clone is an illusuion. Chakra is divided equally to every clones. Meaning,the clones can extract chakra at their own will. In Konoha,the ones that has mastered it are Naruto and Itachi.

Thunder Zap- Spiderman's jutsu. He shoots out lightning strikes from his hand. (Strangely resembles Sith Lightning from Star Wars series)

Doton:Retsu Dotensho (Earth Style:Earth Splitter Palm)- User of this jutsu can create a fissure starting from where his or her palm was slammed.

Rasengan (Spiralling Sphere)-A jutsu created by the Fourth Hokage. Uniquely made from pure chakra forming without using any elemental affinity. The sphere rotates in the inside while the outside was forming a ball shape. Does more internal damage than external damage. Naruto had to make a clone first to perform this jutsu.

Fuuton:Kaze no Yaiba (Wind Style:Wind Blade)- User creates a blade made of wind,an unblockable attack since it's invisible.

Katon:Karyuu Bakudan (Fire Style: Exploding Flame Dragon)- User breath out a dragon-shaped fire. The dragon itself explode on contact. Causing burn damage as well as explosion force.

Kaze Rendan (Wind Barrage)- Spiderman's own combo with Kagebunshin. There are three parts of the combo. First Wind:Open Gust Whirlwind,Second Wind:Giant Scythe Hurricane,Last Wind:Iron Bazooka Thunder Storm.

Raiken (Lightning Fist)- Spiderman activates lightning-based chakra to cover his fist,improving the damage greatly. Resembles Chidori,though Raiken isn't used for a one-hit kill.

Bunshin Taiatari (Clone Tackle)- Naruto's technique. When several clones are made,the clones then charged at the enemy at high speed,intending to make damage as much as possible. The technique varies as more of the clones are produced.