Disclaimer: See Chapter one

Previously in Chapter three: As Ron pushed the portrait and the door slid open they saw two people about to open the door themselves, Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall.

Chapter Four

The Headmaster and Deputy Headmistress blinked. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Remus and Sirius blinked back at them.

"Ah Minerva, it seems that we have some explaining to do, Darling."

" Oh God, My Virgin ears!"

"Sirius, you weren't aloud to say that past the age of thirteen, after I caught you in the Hufflepuff girls dormitory with the Lawrence twins." Said McGonagall exasperatedly "Twins!"

"Yes children, twins. What Minnie! Honesty is the best policy!"

" Shut up Albus, you overgrown child! Go eat more of you lemon drops!"

"Yes love."

"Ew! I don't want to hear stuff like that! Sirius we'll talk later about your escapades... While I'm at it, who the Hell are the Lawrence twins?"

"Yes Harry, and the Lawrence twins are- "

"LATER HARRY! Now," said Hermione in a business like fashion, " you better start explaining or you will be subject to many a rumor when school starts back up. Well, not that you won't any way, the Ravenclaw's are always suspicious of a conspiracy their teachers. They think Prof. Snape," and here, Harry and Ron inserted,'suger-covered-Snapey-poo'- " is a Vampire, Prof. Flitwick is a Dark Lord, waiting for the fall of Voldemort, to take over and kill all the tall people in the world, because he's shrinking from all the coffee he drinks, that the only reason Trelawney is still teaching is because you're getting some, and that the DADA teachers only last one year because they all get poisoned by you and your Lemon Drops. Explain or I'll confirm their suspicions!"

She said threateningly

"Alright, the Snape idea I can understand, but FILIUS! He wouldn't hurt a fly… just maybe some coffee beans… and SYBIL? MERLIN NOO! As for the DADA teacher, the only person to eat my Lemon Drops was Minerva, and she obviously isn't poisoned!"

"Well, no one knows that except us seven, now do they." She said with a bookwormish smirk.

" Miss Granger! Since when have you been so mischievous?" Minerva said, her eyebrow raised.

"Yes 'Mione, because you should let this side show more often!"

" Well Prof. I have always been this way, and Ron, no."

"Access Denied!"

" SHUT UP HARRY!" said every one in the corridor.

"Come, let's go up to my office and talk instead of freezing in this corridor."

And with that they all followed Albus to his office, bickering of unimportant things.

"Alright, Lemon Drop any one?"

"… Yes Albus I'll have one, thank you."

"Your welcome Minerva."

"See they aren't poisoned!"

"Shut up Ron, just wait, in like one hour, she'll keel over like a dead rat!"

"SIRIUS BLACK DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY HEADMISTRESS LIKE THAT IN MY PRESANTS!"

"He was pointing out how unlikely that would be, Albus, not hoping that it would happen."

"Prof. Don't ogle at Remus like that, he didn't do anything!' yelled Harry.

" Alright, down to business, what do you want to know?"

"Within reason." Added Minerva quickly.

"Yes, within reason." Albus said gazing at the five other people besides himself and Minerva.

"Well, first off," Harry said, having the most courage in the group," are you two married or…"

"Yes, we have been married for forty-eight yea-"

"Forty-nine years Albus"

Yes, forty-eight or forty-nine years."

Minerva rolled her eyes at this.

"How did come to be married?" asked Remus.

" Hmm well it all started the summer before I started my Headmaster duties, I was on vacation in Columbia, forty-eight yea-"

"Forty-nine."

"Yes, forty-eight or forty-nine years ago."

Flashback forty-eight or forty-nine years ago…

The end of the Dark Lord Grindalwald had left many people to celebrate, so imagine the surprise when she, Minerva McGonagall walked into a Columbian Hotel with her swim wear on and her towel slung around her shoulder when she saw a man at the front desk checking in, Albus Dumbledore, clad in his neon purple swim trunks with blue stars and a red tank top, with sun block on his nose was gathering his key and going up to his room.

"Albus! I didn't know you were going to vacation here!"

"Ha ha! Minerva! Such a small world, and to find you here, of all places. How is the sun outside? I was thinking of going out for a tan later this after noon but I don't know if I'll stand a chance, or burn like one of Aberforth's turkey dinners."

"Well Albus, it all depends, as you are right now, yes, you will fry, become red, and peel, but then, you will tan quite nicely."

She said as she discreetly admired his Physique. Albus noticing this said nothing of it, instead he said,

"Pity, I wanted to not have to deal with all of the peeling, ah well, if it only happens once…"

He said, taking in how tan she was, even though her University classes in transfiguration had only let out a mere three days ago. He took in all of her beauty in a discreet way, well discreet for a man anyway. She of course always had sharp eyes, caught this and blushed slightly.

"Well Minerva, would you like to go tan together in this wonderful weather?"

"Alright Albus I know this one spot where the sun is really bright but it doesn't hurt your eyes." Minerva said with a smile.

"That sounds delightful! May I go and put my things in my room before you show me to this spot of yours?" Albus asked politely.

"Of course Albus, why don't I just wait here and you can go up and leave your things in your room and come back here, then we'll go." She said brightly.

"Alright just one minute!" he said walking quickly up the stairs to his room.

As soon as he was gone Minerva pulled out a silver compact that held all of the makeup she was wearing, which was little, only some light gloss and eyeliner, which had coincidently come off in her swim earlier that morning, she looked at herself with a sharp eye, catching that she needed more lip gloss on her bottom lip. After applying it, she quickly put all of her things back into her beach bag just a Albus walked down the stairs with his towel, a neon blue one with purple stars.

'Nice towel Albus" she said exasperatedly

"Thank you Minerva, would you care for a lemon drop?"

It was here that Sirius cut in with

"YOU WERE GIVING OUT LEMON DROP BACK THEN! JUST HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN OFF YOU ROCKER ALBUS!"

"Shut up Sirius! I was listening!"

"Why yes Albus, thank you," she said, popping the delectable treat into her mouth.

"Come on you," She said, dragging him outside into the sun and towards an empty spot on the beach.

"And it all started from there."

Minerva said smiling from the memory. Now, if I'm not mistaken, you all should be in bed. Off with you all!" McGonagall said, flailing her arms in their general direction.

"Alright Prof. We'll go. Sirius! What is this business with these Lawrence Twins!" Harry asked walking down the stairs with the group.

"Well Harry," Sirius said "there were these two girls and they were…" and with that the sound died down and the Headmaster and Deputy Headmistress continued to talk about the old times.


I know I haven't updated in a while, school has been really trying and yeah, so.

Ok, I would like to thank every one who has reviewed, (Kyra Goddess, gahh Minerva, ImSoSMacKED, and Miss Meryl) thank you and I'm running out of ideas, sad I know! Well there wasn't really a plot any way so that could be the problem right there… So if you have any plot ideas, I would like, LOVE YOU ummm yeah, so did any one catch the slight reference to Mr. and Mrs. Smith? And yes I made them at the beach, I don't care if there isn't a beach in Columbia, there is now! He he