The New Sannin

Summary: Sakura is kidnapped by the Akatsuki after Sasuke left to heal Itachi's eye's and finds out she doesn't really care. Afew years after she left, Naruto becomes Hokage, and Sakura becomes leader of the Akatsuki. Both are named Sannin, while Itachi is named the 3rd. Sasuke comes back to find everything different. ItaxSaku

Note: Major sasuke bashing. Also, Naruto is not worried and does not look for Sakura because he recieves a letter from her saying she is fine and happy. They keep in touch, and when Sasuke comes back, Naruto invites him along on a visit to Sakura. When they get there, Sakura can't remember Sasuke at all. lol XD.

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, both me and my friends agreed it should bascily go like this story.

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Akatsuki HQ, Kitchen.

Sasuke had gotten up extra early so he didn't have to sit next to Zetsu again. But when he got the kitchen, everyone was already up and sitting in the same spots as last time. Sasuke growled and sat next to Zetsu again, who smirked at the glare that was sent his way.Sasuke growled and turned away as breakfast was served. Once again, he heard the slurping noise and frowned deeper. After half a hour, he couldn't stand it. Sasuke snapped.

"AHHHHH!!!! I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!! IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE!!! AHHHHHH!!!" Sasuke screamed as he pulled at his hair. The Akatsuki blinked and heard a door slam. Sakura sighed and went to change to take a shower.

Bathroom

Sakura walked into the bathroom in a towel, only to see Sasuke, huddled by the sink, on the counter. Sakura blushed at him being there and asked him a simple question.

"Bob, what are you doing on the counter?"

"I'm not Bob, I'm a bar of soap."

"Um...ok. Well can you leave because I need to take a shower."

"I can't leave, I am soap. Besides, aren't I supposed to help wash you?"

"EWWWW!!!! Wait, if you're soap, how come you can talk?"

"Shut up."

"...AHHHHHH!!!! ITACHI!!!! BOB IS BEING A PERVERT AND SAYING I'M SUPPOSED TO WASH WITH HIM!!!"

"WHAT??? THAT BASTARD!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU BOB!!"

"I told you, my name is not Bob. I can't have a name, I'm soap." right after Bob-I mean- Sasuke said this, Itachi appeared in the doorway, very angry. He marched in, picked up Sasuke and threw him out.

"There, now Bob the bar of soap is gone."

"Thanks!" Itachi sweat dropped at the mood swing but shrugged it off.

Later

Sakura sat down at the coffee table on a very squishy chair. Not comfortable, squishy. When she looked down, Sasuke's face was there. Sakura screamed once again, Itachi came running, and she jumped into his arms.

"ITACHI!!! BOB IS ACTING LIKE A CHAIR SO HIS FACE WAS UNDER MY BUTT!!!" Sakura screamed while crying into Itachi's shirt. Itachi was extremely angry. He picked up the Sasuke chair and threw it outside.

"Hey! You can't put me outside, I'm a chair! Chairs belong inside!"

"Ya, well, you're not a chair!" Itachi yelled and slammed the door. He then stormed back to Sakura, who was screaming again. By this time, it was past lunch time, so Sakura was most likely in the kitchen. Itachi walked in to see Sasuke, dressed in white, saying he was a milk carton. Itachi closed his eyes and calmly responded.

"YOU ARE NOT A MILK CARTON!!!"

"Yes I am."

"No you're not."

"Are too."

"Are not."

"Are too."

"Are not."

"Yes."

"No."

"YES!"

"NO!"

"STOP!!" Sakura yelled in the middle of the fight, the part where Itachi was about to punch the 'milk carton'. "Itachi, He's clearly gone insane. He should just deal with it for awhile until I come up with a solution."

"Fine." Itachi growled at Sasuke once more and walked off.

Later that Night, Sakura's Room

Sakura had said goodnight to everyone and was now walking to her room so she could get some sleep. She hadn't seen Bob -I mean- Sasuke since the milk carton thing. Sakura walked into her room, got changed and crawled into bed. When she lay her head down, she noticed that her pillow was rather lumpy, so she hit it a few times, which didn't help. Finally, Sakura got annoyed and switched on her light to get a better look at her pillow, with happened to be Sasuke. Sakura's eyes widened. She slowly got out of her bed, calmly opened the door, then calmly...ran down the hallway that led to the living room, screaming like a maniac. Itachi had met her at the entrance to the living room and stopped her from running. When she had finally calmed down enough to talk, she spoke.

"Itachi, please kill him. He was my pillow this time. MY PILLOW!! DAMN YOU BOB AND YOUR INSANESS (sp?) !!!!" Sakura screamed into Itachi's shoulder, who was now boiling mad. (AN: him not his shoulder.) Itachi stormed to Sakura's room and threw open the door, to find Sasuke lying in the exact same postion as before.

"Ok, what this time?"

"I'm a pillow."

"No, you're not."

"Yes, I am."

"No, you're not!"

"Yes, I am!"

"THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!" Itachi screamed, and with that, he walked up to Sakura's bed, picked up the 'pillow', and very calmly...slapped it across that face. Hard. Sasuke shook his head and came back to reality, to find himself in Sakura's room, being held by the shoulders by Itachi, with a very sore face. Sasuke guessed what had happened, got himself out of Itachi's grasp, walked into his room, shut and locked the door, walked over to and lay on his bed...and started ponding the stuffing out of his pillow and screaming 'WHY ME!!!!'.

Me:, how did you like it? Yes, i know it's a bit short. anyways, here's a preview for the next story, since im going out for the long weekend and i won't have internet. try to see wats going to happen next from this.

Itachi's eyes widened. He had not epected to find this in Bob's -I mean- Sasuke's closet. I mean, there was a fricken shrine to...

Well, that's all I'm giving you! Please review! Oh, and it's not perverted and it's not a shrine to Sakura or any other girl, or guy.