Forever dead: Next Day

Edward POV

I awoke to the sound of hooves running outside, strange, why would there be humans outside a dead person's home? I thought as I got out of my coffin. That was when I realized that it was, in fact, not living at all. It was "them" coming to check on us.

"Edward, come down here, please, dear," I heard Esme call up to me.

I wandered for a moment as to why "them" had come, but then it came to me. Yesterday, he was most likely able to smell living human on me, other than the store smell.

This kind of thing was a risk to our kind, because the living think we are out to eat them or turn them into one of us by steeling their soal. What they did not know was that only "Them" had that kind of power.

"Ma'am are you sure he is here?" a "Them" asked. This was a dumb question because he had to of sense meto even be able to find me.

"I'm here," I yelled down to the two dead people. "What do you want?"

"All we want to know is why you were talking to a living human," said an hollow voice of woman. I had never heard of a woman "Them" before.

I was now in the living room " I was buying thread in dead person store when a living human walked in, nothing more nothing less" I was positive by now the had read through all my thoughts of yesterday, knowing that I was right.

"Errg, I thought at least there would be a difference from him and that Jasper guy" the fist scowled. " I guess we should be going Rose."

"Wait," I said, "A 'Them' agent just turned a Rosalie, are you her?"

"Yes, but how would you know that" she asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I ran into a that 'them' agent yesterday, after my meeting with the human. But how is it that you are walking around already, you should have been asleep for at least three days?" I was very confused as to how this was possible.

"She is, I mean was, a very special human. That is why she is a new agent," the male looked rather annoyed by the questions I was asking.

"That's not fair to the rest of us," Esme burst out yelling.

"So, we are of higher rank than you, old hag," and with that they left.

Eddie: Yo, I'm sorry for not updatin' in 'ike 80 millon years. But I had fallin' out of love with twlight, so please hate meh if you want.

Alex: Stop talking like that *rubs head* please.

Eddie: Oh, sorry Al.

Both: review for more dead Edward.

Edward: WHY IS EMMETT AND ROSALIE BETTER THAN MEEEEE!?!?

Eddie: Cause I hate you that's why.

Edward: GAHHHH!!!!!