The Story of Spammers

Still going. Will avenge all who have been spammed.


Day 6 - (Day 2 of Recap)

Technically it's been only six days, and while the spammer had not made any spam yet, I was still on my toes.

My day began in a tent (again). Roark had somehow made a tent with coal and sticks. What a genius. I think he was the smartest gym leader in the Sinnoh league, sadly.

But Nerdy wasn't the one who woke me up at six in the morning. It was big, red, and yellow eyes with a dinosaur tail.

Groudon.

WHACK ! PUNCH ! SLAP ! TAZE !

" HEY, WHAT THE F-- ARE YOU DOING ?! " it cried.

" Uh, did you just talk ? " I asked, whimpering.

" Yeah. Just call me GoldenEye, okay ? "

" 'Kay... I thought you were invisible, though. "

" You squashed another Missingno, didn't you ? "

" Yeah. "


After an apology, a breakfast, and an explanation (for Roark), we set off on the road again. It was a really rainy day, which sucks. I hate rainy days, but love the aftersmell of grass. Roark was having a chat with GoldenEye.

" So... GoldenEye...are you really a fire legendary ? " he inquired.

GoldenEye grinned. " Sure I am. Let me make you a pit of lava for you !"

I raised a hand. " Wait, GoldenEye ! Dooooooon't ! "

Too late. GoldenEye had made a twenty foot pit filled with lava and hot stones. Then,of course, our number one " favorite type of person " came stumbling in with drool on his face.

The spammer.

GoldenEye immediately coughed up a Fire Blast in front of the spammer. It twitched and made a horrible coughing noise, but it was still standing, weakened.

Finally it Dawned on me. Literally. Dawn came falling on top of me, grinning. " Need help with the spammer ? " she asked.

I nodded. Dawn grabbed one of her pokeballs and released a Ponyta. I guessed she had captured it after I left, so I just let her do whatever the hell she wanted with the spammer.

Together, GoldenEye and Ponyta fried the spammer's behind with a pwning Fire Blast. The spammer screeeched and fell into the Pit of Lava. The four of us sighed in relief, but unfortunately the spammer divided into two retards. All of us had one thing in common : O.o

Roark turned to me. " Uh, what now ? "

I gulped. "...RUN LIKE HEEEEEEEEEELL ! "

Dawn nodded. " Good choice of action. "

All of us started running except GoldenEye, who punched the spammers in the face. " Nice, " he muttered.

I went back and slapped him in the face. " Come on ! "

I shoved him ahead and continued to run. We needed to formulate a plan to get rid of the spammers. But, before that...


" Axletia ? Why are we at Taco Bell again ? " GoldenEye asked. " I mean, not to rush you, but I need to reinvisible myself. "

I looked him right in his golden eyes. " What, you don't expect us to figure out a plan without feeding ourselves first, do you ? "

The Groudon's jaw dropped. So did Dawn's. Roark, on the other hand, grinned. " Okay, can I have three coal burritoes then with some nachoes ? "

-.- " Roark, there are no coal burritoes ! "

He shook his head. " Yes, there are. It's on their menu. "

Sure enough, as I read the menu, I saw Coal Burrito as their special of the month. I facefaulted. Maybe next time I should pack my own food instead of accepting money from Professors Oak and GrayBeard (coughs : I mean Rowan).

End

-sighs- Roark is an idiot. And I thought he was smart. Still accepting OCs.