-- I haven't updated since August, sorry…Any who, this is the second part to a two part (or maybe more) so I would advise that you read the chapter before this first…
Shan't own…and such
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Itachi had finally made his way to Sasori's room. He put his ear up to the door and listened.
No noise.
'Oh God…what if their…I mean Deidara does look like a girl…what if that scream was…No way…Sasori wouldn't…..would he?'
After pushing some rather disturbing pictures out of his mind, he knocked on the door.
"Sasori…Deidara, your gay sex is keeping me up."
Getting no answer, other then a muffled scream. He decided that it was time to take another approach.
"OPEN UP THE FRIGGEN DOOR BEFORE I KILL BOTH YOU GUYS WITH THE AID OF FISH-FACE."
'Fish Face' on the other hand was still sleeping soundly in his room.
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A couple of minutes later a rather abused looking Deidara walked out of Sasori's room. After brushing himself of and fixing his always perfect hair, he finally noticed Itachi.
"Itachi, un. It was terrible, I wanted to try something but Sasori Danna got angry and hurt me, un. And….and…."
Deidara started crying, loudly. This was nothing new for Deidara, as he was always crying over something. Itachi though had no idea about how to handle emotional people and was starting to freak out.
"Umm Deidara…Maybe…umm next time…you shouldn't be the Uke."
Deidara who was past the point of crying and now bordering on complete insanity had started the mumble to himself and walk away.
"Shit I got to get out of here."
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Poor Itachi had no idea about what was going on. In the end though Deidara confessed that all Sasori did was beat him up and Itachi was left feeling like and idiot.
That was also Itachi talking at the end there not Deidara…
R&R please
