Chapter 4

Shall we snog on that?

20 minutes later

I settled on jeans as they are extra marvy with a tad of groove and a black top.

1 minute later

But then I don't want to look like I'm going to slim's funeral

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That is when she has a funeral

1 minute later

Which won't be any time soon

1 minute later

So maybe a red belt, red kitten heals and some red lipstick. That should groove up my outfit a bit, I do look vairy zexy if I say so myself. But with a hint of self control (oo-er)

20 seconds later

To sum up my marvtastic outfit I would say; va va voom

10 seconds later

This will show Dave I can resist his marvy snogs

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But can he resist me, zat is the question

1 minute later

And I mustn't forget my groovetastic jar I made Dave. He has a blue jar and I have a red jar.

2 minutes later

Georgia you are a genius

3 minutes later

I've put the jars in a bag. I don't want to walk to the park carrying two jars each with "snog jar" written on them. They will think I am some common tart, like the bummer twins.

1 second later

Which I am not

2 seconds later

Even though I am going out with the Italian stallion and seem to snog Dave everywhere I go

3 seconds later

But that doesn't mean I'm a tart

10 minutes later

At the park

Dave is already here, drat. He is staring at me walking over to him.

"What's in the bag gorgeous" He's keen

"Well prepare to be dazzled, it is the snog jar"

Okay why is he staring at me like loon from loonland?

"Okay well let me explain it first, well it's a swear jar but instead of putting in squids when you swear, you and moi put in squids when we give in to the general horn and accidently snog."

"Georgia we don't accidently snog, we just snog, we know what we're doing but we just don't stop."

"Well that's going to change."

That will show him

"What does the money go towards?"

"Well maybe lip-gloss."

You can never have too much lip-gloss

"Georgia if you want me to buy you a lip-gloss you don't have to snog me for it."

"Okay fine we'll find a charity to donate it to then."

"So shall we shake hands on that?" What am I going on about?

"Let's snog on it then."Dave smirked

Alright

Hang on a minute

"Good one Mr Dave but you'll have to do better than that." (oo-er)

2 minutes later

We snogged on it

1 minute later

"Okay but that's the last time, promise."

"Promise" Dave smirked; he is such a cheeky cat

30 seconds later

By the way that one doesn't count…