This was inspired by my muse, Tumblr.

Disclaimer: I do not own Tumblr, neither do I own Marvel.


"THOOOOORRRRR!" The angry cry ran throughout Stark Tower, rattling windows and doors. The sound was enough to make an army of brave men tremble.

Loki burst into Thor's room, quivering with rage. "Thor, were you in my bathroom?"

"No." Thor lied, hugging his stuffed goat close to his chest.

"Yes you were."

"I was NOT!" Thor protested.

"Really?" Loki said sarcastically. "Then why is Mjolnir on my toilet seat? GET IT OFF! I have to relieve myself!"

Thor's eyes bugged out of his head. "I am SORRY brother!"

"Why were you in my bathroom?"

"I was LOOKING for Tanny!"

"Who's Tanny?" Loki snapped.

Thor held up the goat and Loki rolled his eyes. "Get that hammer OFF of the toilet seat!"

A mischievous glint crept into Thor's eye. "Very well, brother. Since you are UNABLE to!"

"SHUT UP THOR!" Loki snarled.

Loki was able to use the restroom in a few minutes, but the incident had given Thor an idea.

"OH VOICE!" Thor boomed, looking expectantly at the ceiling. "I request one of those DEVICES which can capture TIME!"

"Do you mean a video camera or an iphone?" JARVIS asked, sounding as exasperated as a robot can.

"I do not KNOW of what you speak. Which one is the EASIEST to use?"

"The iphone is easier to use, Mr. Odinson."

"Then bring me this MARVELOUS phone of the eye!" Thor demanded, looking pleased.

In a few moments, Dummy wheeled down the hallway and dropped an iphone at Thor's feet.

"Thank you!" Thor beamed. "VOICE what is this one's name?"

"It's name is Dummy. I might add that my name is JARVIS and not voice."

"DUMMY?" Thor sounded aghast. "That is no name for such a WONDERFUL invention! I name you Modi!"

Dummy beeped appreciatively and rolled away. If JARVIS could sigh, he would have done so. Thor continued on his way to the kitchen, where Bruce was drinking tea and reading the newspaper.

"FRIEND BANNER!" Thor greeted loudly, attempting to start the camera. Dummy wheeled over behind him and did it.

"Thor." Banner murmured, still engrossed in the paper.

"Would you do me the favor of holding this for a moment?" Thor held out Mjonir.

Without looking, Banner held out his hand and Thor gave him the hammer.

"JESUS CHRIST!" Bruce shouted as he the hammer fell to the ground, pulling him with it. Tea splashed onto the counter.

Thor burst out laughing and Dummy followed with a few mirthful beeps.

"GET OUT!" Banner shouted, turning green around the ears.


"GREETINGS, Eye of Hawk!" Thor said happily, as he found Clint and Natasha in the gym. The Black Widow was shooting a few targets and Clint was climbing up a net ladder.

"Hey, big guy!" Clint panted.

"Friend Clint!" Thor shouted, "Catch this!" He lightly tossed the hammer up to Clint who—not noticing what it was—absentmindedly reached out for it.

"AAAAHHHHHH!" Clint screamed as Mjolnir flew to the other side of the gym, with the unfortunate assassin clinging to the handle.

Natasha's lips twitched as she continued target practice.


"MAN of IRON!" Thor announced his arrival into Tony's lab.

"Security breach!" Tony began, "Oh, hey thunderface. Wanna help?"

"What invention are you creating THIS time?" Thor wondered.

"I'm trying to make a set of arrows that will fly back after Clint shoots them."

"I shall GLADLY aid you in this noble deed!"

"Great, you'll have to put on those goggles."

"Of course." Thor tapped the camera to record, "Just hold this, please."

Tony, not really looking at Thor, took the hammer.

"MOTHER OF MERCY!" He yelped as the hammer thumped to the floor.

Thor roared with laughter. "FRIEND TONY! You are not WORTHY of the HAMMER!"

Tony retaliated by grabbing a fire extinguisher and spraying Thor with it.


Later in the kitchen Thor re-watched the videos (it took some help from Dummy) and laughed over them. Now there was just the Patriotic Man and his timid friend.

He found Steve in another gym, boxing a punching bag.

"GREETINGS, captain!" Thor exclaimed happily.

Steve did not look up. "Afternoon, Thor."

"May I join you?" Thor asked.

Steve did look up this time. "Um…..sure. You're going to need to wrap your hands in cloth so you don't bruise your knuckles." He turned back to the punching bag.

"Of COURSE. Hold this."

Steve turned and took the hammer. "Hey, I always thought this thing was gonna be heavy!" He have it a twirl. "Pretty light, actually."

Thor stared.

"Thor?"

Dummy recorded Thor's stunned face on the iphone. The next day, a youtube video went viral. Fury called furiously from SHIELD headquarters.

"Thor! What is this?"

"What is what, Furious One?"

"This…this video! You are Unworthy? What is this? It's got fifty million views and climbing!"