Hello faithful readers :)
I'm probably sadder then you to say this will be the last chapter (mostly because i suffer from major blockage in the thinking department).
But I hope you guys like this ^_^. I have to say I put the most work into this last chapter.
Kagura: TsundereCuriosity owns Gintama aru!
Sougo: -_- your supposed to say she doesn't own it China.
Kagura: Teme! -fighting noise in background-
Chapter 4: Kiss of Baka
Kagura P.O.V
She eyed the shadowed figure of her arch enemy like venom.
"Sadist!"
He smirked non hurriedly as he moved towards her. "I'm hurt China, I thought you'd be happy to see me"
She took a defensive stance and raised her umbrella. "As if you bastard! Go die in a hole tax robber aru!"
He clapped slowly, fuelling the budding anger until it was a small inferno in her chest.
"Didn't know the little girl knew so many words"
Kagura ground her teeth.
It was time. This was the day she would beat him. She had her secret weapon. She had been preparing it all day, waiting for this exact moment.
Reaching into her coat as Sougo drew his sword, she produced a simple square package and held it out in front of him.
"Accept my challenge aru!"
"Huh?"
He hesitated for a second too much as she tackled him to the ground. "Accept it Sadist!"
Dirt went flying everywhere as they elbowed and kneed each other, trying desperately to gain dominance.
The 1st devision captain kicked at her stone like legs as he tried to pry her off. "Has your brain stopped working China?!"
"Accept my chocolate aru!" She proclaimed to all of Edo.
He froze in his actions and stared at the huffing monster before him. A shadow crossed his eyes. "Don't joke China, it doesn't suit you. Go crawl back to the cave where you came from"
Kagura breathing deeply pointed an accusing finger at him. "Anego said Valentines Day is when you beat your rivals aru! I won't lose!"
She growled as the young man bellow her erupted in snickering. Dusting himself off, he had his most sadistic look on.
"You really are an idiot China girl."
"Nani aru?!"
He stalked towards her with the lithe of a panther. "Valentines Day is for lovers."
"Lov-ers aru?" She frowned confused at him. Kagura was caught so off guard she didn't notice the figure standing behind her.
She flinched as a gentle breath brushed against her neck. "You basically just admitted you love me." He whispered into her ear.
"Ano.. C-Captain Okita?"
Kagura was speechless as she stared into the Crimson eyes of her arch enemy.
Love. She admitted she loved him.
A slow blush crept up her face. "Ba-Bastard aru! I don't have any love for you like Gin chan or Shinpachi aru! Heh quit kidding yourself Sadist aru!"
He caught her arm. She stared down it their joined hands. He had her locked in a steel grip.
"You love them like you would a brother and a father. But this is different."
"Let go aru!" She fought her arm away but he had it clamped so tightly. Her Yato strength was failing her.
She was trapped.
He grinned evilly, as the glint in his eyes shifted to rest on her.
"Umm"
"Say you love me China."
"Go to hell aru!"
She kicked furiously and lashed out at him. "Die fucking Sadist aru! So conceded. The world doesn't revolve around you, you stupid Shinsengu-"
"Kagura."
Her name on his lips made her voice disappear. Even more so when those lips were on her.
"I-I'm still here..."
She fought back pushing away his advances, and bit down hard.
"Tch" he muttered, but didn't back down.
The distinct taste of iron flowed between them.
She glared into his eyes that were challenging her. If she broke the contact he would win.
And Kagura hated to lose.
Using her strength she turned the tables and pushed him against the nearest wall, deepening the kiss.
"O-Oi!"
They glared at each other as an inner battle acted through them.
She moved left while he moved right, both refusing to be the first to give up.
"Swadist" she managed through their still connected mouths.
His eyes bore into hers. Every emotion clear. She was sure her cerulean ones had the same expression.
Give up.
But she wouldn't.
"Y-Yoruzuya san!"
{the Author blushing furiously herself motioned frantically. "Maybe we should leave them alone..." She gulped when the eyes of Sougo turned towards her, daring her to end it. "Gomenesai! T_T}
Static energy was like a lightning bolt between them as they stared the other down.
The steady beat of a two hearts echoed through the small space. So much it was painful.
Finally Kagura cut the contact dry heaving and frantically wiping at her mouth. "That was disgusting aru! I can't believe I kissed the Sadist aru!"
"In front of me! If anyone cares.."
Sougo surveyed his cut lip. "You kiss like a dead fish China."
"Fucking Sadist!" She yelled hitting him in the chest. "I wanted my first kiss to be with an ouji character, not you aru! My womanly virtues are gone aru! I can never get married now aru!"
She clutched herself glaring sullenly at her companion. Her lips tingled and she didn't like it.
He rolled his stiff shoulders and scoffed. "You should be grateful China, it's probably the only a kiss a gluttonous board chest like you will ever get. I suppose I could take you. You'll get use to shackles. Get you a little dish.".
Suddenly a strange throbbing sensation sounded from his arm, and he looked down at the vermillion haired girl clamped there. "Itai! Get the hell off China! I take it back your more like a piranha! Teme!"
"Gwive mwe bwack mwy fwist kwiss!" (Give me back my first kiss) she spit gnawing at the thrashing arm.
"That fucking hurts!"
"Ghwhehsh!"
"Now your not even making sense!"
And that was how the citizens of Edo saw them. A snarling vermillion haired girl, being dragged by a sandy haired police officer.
It wasn't a conventional love. But it was their love, and no one questioned it. (No one dared question it)
And Yamazaki left shrouded in their receding shadows, with a face the shade of the burning sunset-
Went from the tender age of boyhood. And became a woman.
Normal P.O.V
He watched the bickering "couple" as they had somehow become. A slight upturn formed on the corner of his mouth.
"Yare yare, it sure took them long enough." He said
The man next to him looked up from his Jump. "Isn't it great to be young"
Hijikata Toushiro lit a cigarette. He sighed with his hands in his pockets staring up at the grey puff of smoke.
"Please accept this, Hijikata san"
"Sorry."
"You just want the one you love to be happy, huh."
Sakata Gintoki eyed him for a second. "You say something?"
"Nothing."
They stood in silence.
Gintoki stretched and put a hand on Hijikata's shoulder. "You know this means we're gonna be in-laws right"
The dark haired male chuckled knocking his hand away. "If I was related to you I would commit senpuku"
"You know if he tries anything, I'll cut off his &$^."
"I'll help."
They both watched the blossoming young couple.
"They have a ways to go" Otose commented.
"They look very stuuupid" Catherine added.
Tama nodded from where she stood tending to a paralyzed Yamazaki.
Zura saluted from the rooftop where he sat perched with Elizabeth. "Zura janai, Katsura da. And good for you Leader, though I can't say I agree with your choices". Elizabeth held up a sign 'That's love'.
Tsuki leaned against a wall with her kiseru, she and Sa-chan shared a slight nod from where the ninja stalked in the treetop.
Hasegawa Taizou looked on from the shadows. Anime tears fell behind his shades. "It's fine I was never invited! I don't care!". He was so busy sobbing he didn't notice beautifully flower patterned box Hatsu had secretly left.
Gorilla having finally landed from his long journey, sat quietly next to Otae. She looked over at him hestitantly before smiling "Kondo san, arigatou."
Kyubei pulled her closer glaring at the smug Kondo. "Tae chan is mine!"
"Ma Kyu chan is so cute!"
"Waka..."
Gintoki looked around at the group that had gathered. "It got really crowded", he sighed before closing his eyes to the gentle breeze.
"Well whatever."
Shinpachi P.O.V
He looked up from his sweeping as the young Yato girl came in through the front door. "Oh, Kagura chan, how was your day?"
She nodded absentmindedly. "Fine aru. I'm going to bed aru, still tastes disgusting aru"
"What tastes disgusting?"
"Sadist"
The broom clattered to the ground as her words sunk in. "K-Kagura chan! Y-you... With Okita san?!"
"It was just a kiss Pachi aru. Grow up aru"
"S-s-so you gave him your chocolate?"
She yawned scratching her head. "Ie aru, I gave him something better"
His ears perked up and he leaned in closer, curiosity taking over. "What did you give him?"
He managed to catch the sadistic smirk and mouthing of words as the closet door closed with a bang.
Had he heard her her wrong?
"Kagura chan. You gave him "frog spit?"
Sadaharu barked.
(I'm sure you all get where this is going. Hint: it sounds like it ;) )
Normal P.O.V
Hijikata looked up in surprise to see Sougo standing at his desk. The younger male had his usual deadpan face, so he could never tell what was going through his head.
Well he could tell, but if he wanted to sleep at night, he preferred not to think of it.
"Hijikata san. Dozo."
He lay the simple wrapped box on the desk and exited, calling back as he left. "Must be from one of your crazy fangirls."
"Ah..." Hijikata became suspicious as Sougo burst into an angelic smile, before closing the door.
"Happy Valentines Day"
Yay! finished.
First off I'd like to sincerely say when it comes to sadistic comedy I'm your girl. But romantic situations is not really my forte O_O. I was channelling my inner Skip Beat for that kiss scene (AMAZING MANGA!) And honestly I was probably as red as Yamazaki while writing it.
And Secondly,
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Originally I did intend for this to be a lot longer, and I'm sorry for it not being!. I love writing this, but being a college student, I don't have as much time as I would like -_-
I am considering making a story based on a series of one shots. Posting once or twice a week (Okikagu of course!) and taking requests from you beautiful people!
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