EPIC RAP BATTLES OFHOMESTUCK!
KARKAT VS SOLLUX!
Sollux: well well well...I never thought I would fight you KK. We are both lowbloods, I am yellow and you are red. Did you know I owned Eridan that he could be dead?
Karkat: only cause Eridan is a stupid buldgelicker of a bastard.
Sollux: heh I guess you're true that he is in a gay crew. But this is you and me battling not ED.
Karkat: alright. Listen up bitch, you better watch out or I will through you into a ditch. I may be a mutant and a lowblood but I'll make sure I make blood pour out of you, because I will never lose.
Sollux: heh! You think my blood will pour out? Have you seen all the others pour out? Whos fault was that? Not mine it was you who caused the deaths you fail of a leader, I'm much better of a leader.
Karkat: shut up you fucking yellow blood of a bastard! Ok! What about Gamzee!? I shooshpap his ass down and he is calm now! He is fucking back now! He won't kill us now! You can't say shit now! He's fine now!
Sollux: I guess you are correct but what happens if it happens again and affects alternia? Shooshpaping won't work in a couple of sweeps KK.
Karkat: yes it will!
Sollux: you sure?
Karkat: yes I'm sure!
Sollux: here's the thing, terezi is gone with dave so who are you flushed for? Don't even roar, Is the person on this floor?
Karkat: N-No!
Sollux: oh really?
Karkat: stop it! Just leave it!
Sollux: I am not gonna drop it KK, you flushed for me KK. See your bright red, the colour of blood which is red.
Karkat: Shut the fuck up Captor!
Sollux: you want me, yes you do. It is true.
Karkat: I'll kick you!
Sollux: don't you mean kiss you?
Karkat: I hate you!
Sollux: no you love me. Just face it you are gonna lose it.
Karkat: You are so dead captor!
Sollux: are you gonna give me a kiss?
Karkat: no!
Sollux: yes.
Karkat: FUCK!
Sollux: oh me?
Karkat: Fuck you!
Sollux: maybe later KK, I know you would like to.
Karkat: I fucking hate you!
Sollux: no, you fucking love me.
Karkat: Rahhh! *runs at sollux and throws a punch*
Sollux: *catches it and throws him to the floor and pins him down with psionics*
Karkat: I hate you so fucking much!
Sollux: And I love you so fucking much *kisses Karkat*
*A wild Nepeta appears!*
Nepeta: I SHIP IT! :3 but it is black and red? Hmmmm? :/
Karkat: *pulls away from kiss* NEPETA GET THE FUCK OUT!
Nepeta: ._. ok...*absconds!*
Sollux: now where were we?
WHO WON!? YOU DECIDE!
SOLLUX CAPTOR OR KARKAT VANTAS!
