1 A/N~ Thanks so much for the reviews! They mean lots! Well enjoy~
Warning ~ This chapter has a cross dresser joke in it, but it's not that bad. Not a joke or torment or anything just a set-up. You'll see, please read it anyway.
"NOSEDIVE", cried Mallory, "GET IN HERE!"
"Hey buddy", said Nosedive, "It's your turn, break a leg."
He pushed his clone out the door and than called, "ENJOY!"
Sky-High cursed and than followed the screaming.
"Yes Mallory?"
"You little monster! Look what you did to my breakfast! I told you not to leave the food out, it goes bad!"
"But I didn't do it!"
"Sure you didn't!"
"But I didn't Mallory!"
"I'm getting you in trouble, I want you grounded or something!"
"But I didn't do anything!"
"Hey", hollered Canard coming in, "What's all the ruckus about?"
"Nosedive let the milk and eggs go bad, again", bellowed Mallory.
"I did not!"
"Well I want him in trouble", screamed Mallory, "Because he did!"
"Fine", said Canard, "I can arrange that, Nosedive you're benched for the next few games."
"But I didn't do anything! I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Now normally if Sky-High was getting blamed for something that Nosedive had done, Nosedive would have laughed at his clone's expense. But today was different because for once in his life he hadn't done anything. Nosedive truly didn't leave it out to go bad. So he decided to help his clone out, as well as his reputation.
Nosedive snuck into the vent system and than followed it into the kitchen,
"Double trouble", snickered Nosedive.
He lowered himself hanging onto a bar with his feet into the kitchen.
He tapped Mallory's back and than flung up. Canard didn't see him for he and Mallory were facing the same way at Nosedive.
Mallory swirled around, but saw nothing and let it go. So Nosedive went down again, but this time instead of tapping on her shoulder he pinched her shoulder. Mallory screamed and than turned around.
"What's the matter with you", asked Canard.
"Someone's pinching me!"
"Who?"
"I don't know!"
Than Sky-High grinned mischievously.
"I admit", said Sky-High, "It was I."
Nosedive glared down at his clone unaware of where this was going.
"You see that's what happens when you mess with me, when I truly didn't do anything."
"Oh shut up Nosedive", said Canard, "It couldn't have possibly been you."
"But I have mystical powers", continued Sky-High.
The two ducks glared at him.
"Like now", said Sky-High raising his hands, "I command you Canard shall bow down to me!"
"Like that's ever happening", snickered Canard.
Sky-High mocked him with his eyes and than raised his hands, pointing them madly at Canard and than with a sudden jerk he moved them down. At that moment Nosedive pushed Canard down.
Mallory gasped, and Canard went white.
"And as for you", said Sky-High, "My little temperamental hot head darling I command thee to move your hand and hit Canard."
Nosedive flung down and poked Mallory's shoulder blade with a pipe causing her to fall forward, hand first hitting Canard.
"Ah ha ha", chuckled Sky-High madly, "I hope you have learned your lesson!"
Sky-High walked off snickering, as did Nosedive.
It was Nosedive who first made it to their bedroom and waited for Sky-High.
"Hey there Nosedive", said Sky-High, "Can I ask you something?"
"Shoot Sky", replied Nosedive once more hanging upside down on his bed.
"If something goes wrong does everyone automatically blame you?"
"Pretty much, why?"
"Because I'm getting sick of your reputation."
"Live with it, I do."
"How do you sleep at night?"
"What are you talking about?"
"I have heard many things from your co-workers-"
"Can't you just say friends?"
"But that's not their proper title!"
"Oh whatever, continue Baron of Misery."
Sky-High glared at Nosedive.
"What", exclaimed Nosedive.
"As I was saying", said Sky-High keeping his stare fixed, "I have heard you have dyed people's hair, switched itching powder, with body gel, poured molasses on the door knobs, cemented people's feet to the ground, glued money to the floor making people trying to pick it up like animals, taken a blow dryer and pretend to shoot people outside like a maniac, jumped off of this roof, did a back flip off a priceless piano, fallen down seven fleet of stairs and than jump back up again, balanced yourself for two hours on a globe, and than there are you little schemes! You have had someone open a door causing a ball to move down a ramp hitting the dominoes making them hit a match down towards the match box, causing it to light making the water boil above it than making some metal thing expand causing it fall out of its container and than hit a sea saw and make the chicken, of all creatures you choose a chicken, but nonetheless made a chicken go flying into a sac making the entire sac bend downward sending the other side which contained mud, worms, molasses, salt, fish, and than bones of any creature you could find go flying onto someone."
"Ya you're point?"
"You little menace! But there's something greater than that!"
"Yeah what?"
"Idiots, like you claim to be can't come up with that kind of plan."
"Whatever."
"So you really are smart."
"Yup, just use my powers for evil, hehe."
"You're sick."
"Thank you!"
The two walked out into the hallway thinking no one was home. Than they heard Tanya and Duke. Sky-High shoved Nosedive into the nearest closet and stood protectively over it.
"Hey kid", said Duke, "We're going swimming, need to get in there."
"Where", asked Sky-High.
"That closet", said Tanya.
"No you can't!"
"Okay Nosedive", said Tanya, "What are you hiding?"
"Maybe it's the puppy", commented Duke.
"What puppy", asked Sky-High.
"We know you have been up to something lately Nosedive", said Tanya matter of factly, "Now the only problem is finding out what it is."
"Yeah got me", said Sky-High.
"Nosedive let us in the closet", said Tanya.
"No", cried Sky-High, "You can't."
Nosedive inside the closet stood frantically debating on what to do, but he had no options! But than again…
"Let us in the closet Nosedive", said Tanya.
Duke grabbed Nosedive and pulled him out of the way as Tanya quickly opened the closet. Duke ran into the closet to search for the "puppy".
Sky-High practically fainted when he saw Nosedive. Nosedive was hanging on the door's coat hanger. Nosedive jumped off and ran into their room.
"See nothing there", cried Sky-High.
"That's odd", said Duke, "Well we're still up to you, kid."
Sky-High made a face and then left towards their room.
The two stood by the window examining the ducks outside.
"Two bad we can't go out for today", muttered Sky-High.
"Why not?"
"Because the ducks are surronding everything, we'd never get out and not get caught."
"Well we could and than-"
"No."
"But why not, it would be fun and-"
"No."
"I have an idea!"
"Uh-oh."
"Why don't we jump off and than land so far away they'll never see us?"
"NO!"
"I've done it before!"
"That should be just enough of a reason not to! Anything you do I shouldn't! And we're not doing that. I swear Dive, you must have a full- time guardian angel watching over, you and your many wild angels."
Nosedive smiled. Than soon started to beg once more.
"Please?"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"No."
"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"
"No."
"Pretty please with a cherry on top through the courtyard and than into the armor room?"
"How does that even make sense?"
"I dunno. Just made it up."
"No kidding."
"Pickles!"
"What?"
"Pickles and Peanuts!"
"What in the world?"
"They're going to take over!"
"Take over what?"
"THE WORLD! BWA HA HA!"
"You're really sick."
"HA HA! The evil pickle master and the deadly peanut guy are going to take over! And there's nothing you can do to stop it!"
"You've got to be kidding me."
"But than all of sudden out of no where, pickles wants the world to himself, and so does peanuts! So they fight!"
"Oh they do?"
"YES!"
"How do they fight?"
"LIKE THIS!"
Nosedive pounced on Sky-High.
"Oh yeah", replied Sky-High wrestling with Nosedive, than humoring him, "Well pickles is going to win! Watch!"
Sky-High sat on Nosedive, "What does peanuts have to say to that?"
"Peanuts says let's be friends! I love you, and you love me, we're a happy family!"
"You've got to be kidding me."
"So now that we're friends, pickles and peanuts must defend goodness, and justice!"
"Oh they do?"
"YES! We must fight the forces of evil! EVIL!"
Nosedive pounced on the air pretending to kill someone. Sky-High feeling like there was nothing else to do, and wanting to get in the "action" did the same.
"I feel like annoying someone", said Nosedive.
"Oh please don't choose me Peanut guy."
"I would never Pickle master. But I have a really big urge to annoy Canard, he's always fun to annoy."
"Why don't we humiliate him?"
Nosedive cocked an eye up.
"Well I don't like him either", spat Sky-High, "You're not the only one that can hold grudges!"
"Well all righty than", cried Nosedive, "Ooh I have an idea!"
~**~*~**~
When Nosedive and Sky-High found their victim, they thanked the kings that he was with the entire team. Sky-High was hiding in the window with their "weapon", and Nosedive was ready to make his way.
"And go", whispered Nosedive.
Sky-High nodded and flung out a flag. But this wasn't any flag, this was Canard's underwear. But not any underwear, because regular underwear would be embarrassing, but this newly improved underwear, compliments to Nosedive was mortifying.
The underwear had been shaped into a thong, but clearly it was Canard's underwear. But now for the real humiliating aspect of the entire scheme.
"Canard", said Sky-High spookily, "Why must you hide your secret?"
The team looked over towards the window of which the sound was emulating.
"Who said that", snapped Canard.
"I", replied Sky-High in the same voice, "Why must you hide me? Be proud of what you are!"
"What am I?"
"Oh Canard why must you torment me, and hide me from the world?!"
"Who's saying that?"
"I your undies!"
"Come again?"
"I will reveal my presence I will no longer be kept a secret from the world!'
Than slowly the underwear slipped out of the window hanging on the stick.
"Woa", chuckled Duke hysterically, "Canard a little off? So do you find me attractive?"
"DUKE", screamed Canard.
"Or is Grin", chortled Tanya, "Like big guys?"
Even Grin was hysterically laughing.
"That's what happens when you lie", laughed Mallory.
"Who is that", hollered Canard.
"Who else", laughed Duke, "It's Nosedive, oh that's a hard one."
"NOSEDIVE", bellowed Canard.
Than Nosedive walked out, "Yeah Canard?"
The others stopped laughing.
"Wait", said Mallory, "If Nosedive is here, than who's in there?"
"The undies", called Sky-High.
The team rushed into the doorway, but was soon bombarded with all of their underwear, and personal items, like Duke's kid shampoo, Tanya's dandruff conditioner, Mallory's foot medication, more of Canard's ripped up underwear, and Grin's acne control condition. Nosedive laughed, and laughed and laughed some more. Sky-High laughed, and laughed, and laughed some more.
The group did not laugh, but Nosedive and Sky-High laughed and laughed and laughed some more.
Author's Note~ I had a lot of fun writing this chapter!
Warning ~ This chapter has a cross dresser joke in it, but it's not that bad. Not a joke or torment or anything just a set-up. You'll see, please read it anyway.
"NOSEDIVE", cried Mallory, "GET IN HERE!"
"Hey buddy", said Nosedive, "It's your turn, break a leg."
He pushed his clone out the door and than called, "ENJOY!"
Sky-High cursed and than followed the screaming.
"Yes Mallory?"
"You little monster! Look what you did to my breakfast! I told you not to leave the food out, it goes bad!"
"But I didn't do it!"
"Sure you didn't!"
"But I didn't Mallory!"
"I'm getting you in trouble, I want you grounded or something!"
"But I didn't do anything!"
"Hey", hollered Canard coming in, "What's all the ruckus about?"
"Nosedive let the milk and eggs go bad, again", bellowed Mallory.
"I did not!"
"Well I want him in trouble", screamed Mallory, "Because he did!"
"Fine", said Canard, "I can arrange that, Nosedive you're benched for the next few games."
"But I didn't do anything! I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Now normally if Sky-High was getting blamed for something that Nosedive had done, Nosedive would have laughed at his clone's expense. But today was different because for once in his life he hadn't done anything. Nosedive truly didn't leave it out to go bad. So he decided to help his clone out, as well as his reputation.
Nosedive snuck into the vent system and than followed it into the kitchen,
"Double trouble", snickered Nosedive.
He lowered himself hanging onto a bar with his feet into the kitchen.
He tapped Mallory's back and than flung up. Canard didn't see him for he and Mallory were facing the same way at Nosedive.
Mallory swirled around, but saw nothing and let it go. So Nosedive went down again, but this time instead of tapping on her shoulder he pinched her shoulder. Mallory screamed and than turned around.
"What's the matter with you", asked Canard.
"Someone's pinching me!"
"Who?"
"I don't know!"
Than Sky-High grinned mischievously.
"I admit", said Sky-High, "It was I."
Nosedive glared down at his clone unaware of where this was going.
"You see that's what happens when you mess with me, when I truly didn't do anything."
"Oh shut up Nosedive", said Canard, "It couldn't have possibly been you."
"But I have mystical powers", continued Sky-High.
The two ducks glared at him.
"Like now", said Sky-High raising his hands, "I command you Canard shall bow down to me!"
"Like that's ever happening", snickered Canard.
Sky-High mocked him with his eyes and than raised his hands, pointing them madly at Canard and than with a sudden jerk he moved them down. At that moment Nosedive pushed Canard down.
Mallory gasped, and Canard went white.
"And as for you", said Sky-High, "My little temperamental hot head darling I command thee to move your hand and hit Canard."
Nosedive flung down and poked Mallory's shoulder blade with a pipe causing her to fall forward, hand first hitting Canard.
"Ah ha ha", chuckled Sky-High madly, "I hope you have learned your lesson!"
Sky-High walked off snickering, as did Nosedive.
It was Nosedive who first made it to their bedroom and waited for Sky-High.
"Hey there Nosedive", said Sky-High, "Can I ask you something?"
"Shoot Sky", replied Nosedive once more hanging upside down on his bed.
"If something goes wrong does everyone automatically blame you?"
"Pretty much, why?"
"Because I'm getting sick of your reputation."
"Live with it, I do."
"How do you sleep at night?"
"What are you talking about?"
"I have heard many things from your co-workers-"
"Can't you just say friends?"
"But that's not their proper title!"
"Oh whatever, continue Baron of Misery."
Sky-High glared at Nosedive.
"What", exclaimed Nosedive.
"As I was saying", said Sky-High keeping his stare fixed, "I have heard you have dyed people's hair, switched itching powder, with body gel, poured molasses on the door knobs, cemented people's feet to the ground, glued money to the floor making people trying to pick it up like animals, taken a blow dryer and pretend to shoot people outside like a maniac, jumped off of this roof, did a back flip off a priceless piano, fallen down seven fleet of stairs and than jump back up again, balanced yourself for two hours on a globe, and than there are you little schemes! You have had someone open a door causing a ball to move down a ramp hitting the dominoes making them hit a match down towards the match box, causing it to light making the water boil above it than making some metal thing expand causing it fall out of its container and than hit a sea saw and make the chicken, of all creatures you choose a chicken, but nonetheless made a chicken go flying into a sac making the entire sac bend downward sending the other side which contained mud, worms, molasses, salt, fish, and than bones of any creature you could find go flying onto someone."
"Ya you're point?"
"You little menace! But there's something greater than that!"
"Yeah what?"
"Idiots, like you claim to be can't come up with that kind of plan."
"Whatever."
"So you really are smart."
"Yup, just use my powers for evil, hehe."
"You're sick."
"Thank you!"
The two walked out into the hallway thinking no one was home. Than they heard Tanya and Duke. Sky-High shoved Nosedive into the nearest closet and stood protectively over it.
"Hey kid", said Duke, "We're going swimming, need to get in there."
"Where", asked Sky-High.
"That closet", said Tanya.
"No you can't!"
"Okay Nosedive", said Tanya, "What are you hiding?"
"Maybe it's the puppy", commented Duke.
"What puppy", asked Sky-High.
"We know you have been up to something lately Nosedive", said Tanya matter of factly, "Now the only problem is finding out what it is."
"Yeah got me", said Sky-High.
"Nosedive let us in the closet", said Tanya.
"No", cried Sky-High, "You can't."
Nosedive inside the closet stood frantically debating on what to do, but he had no options! But than again…
"Let us in the closet Nosedive", said Tanya.
Duke grabbed Nosedive and pulled him out of the way as Tanya quickly opened the closet. Duke ran into the closet to search for the "puppy".
Sky-High practically fainted when he saw Nosedive. Nosedive was hanging on the door's coat hanger. Nosedive jumped off and ran into their room.
"See nothing there", cried Sky-High.
"That's odd", said Duke, "Well we're still up to you, kid."
Sky-High made a face and then left towards their room.
The two stood by the window examining the ducks outside.
"Two bad we can't go out for today", muttered Sky-High.
"Why not?"
"Because the ducks are surronding everything, we'd never get out and not get caught."
"Well we could and than-"
"No."
"But why not, it would be fun and-"
"No."
"I have an idea!"
"Uh-oh."
"Why don't we jump off and than land so far away they'll never see us?"
"NO!"
"I've done it before!"
"That should be just enough of a reason not to! Anything you do I shouldn't! And we're not doing that. I swear Dive, you must have a full- time guardian angel watching over, you and your many wild angels."
Nosedive smiled. Than soon started to beg once more.
"Please?"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"No."
"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"
"No."
"Pretty please with a cherry on top through the courtyard and than into the armor room?"
"How does that even make sense?"
"I dunno. Just made it up."
"No kidding."
"Pickles!"
"What?"
"Pickles and Peanuts!"
"What in the world?"
"They're going to take over!"
"Take over what?"
"THE WORLD! BWA HA HA!"
"You're really sick."
"HA HA! The evil pickle master and the deadly peanut guy are going to take over! And there's nothing you can do to stop it!"
"You've got to be kidding me."
"But than all of sudden out of no where, pickles wants the world to himself, and so does peanuts! So they fight!"
"Oh they do?"
"YES!"
"How do they fight?"
"LIKE THIS!"
Nosedive pounced on Sky-High.
"Oh yeah", replied Sky-High wrestling with Nosedive, than humoring him, "Well pickles is going to win! Watch!"
Sky-High sat on Nosedive, "What does peanuts have to say to that?"
"Peanuts says let's be friends! I love you, and you love me, we're a happy family!"
"You've got to be kidding me."
"So now that we're friends, pickles and peanuts must defend goodness, and justice!"
"Oh they do?"
"YES! We must fight the forces of evil! EVIL!"
Nosedive pounced on the air pretending to kill someone. Sky-High feeling like there was nothing else to do, and wanting to get in the "action" did the same.
"I feel like annoying someone", said Nosedive.
"Oh please don't choose me Peanut guy."
"I would never Pickle master. But I have a really big urge to annoy Canard, he's always fun to annoy."
"Why don't we humiliate him?"
Nosedive cocked an eye up.
"Well I don't like him either", spat Sky-High, "You're not the only one that can hold grudges!"
"Well all righty than", cried Nosedive, "Ooh I have an idea!"
~**~*~**~
When Nosedive and Sky-High found their victim, they thanked the kings that he was with the entire team. Sky-High was hiding in the window with their "weapon", and Nosedive was ready to make his way.
"And go", whispered Nosedive.
Sky-High nodded and flung out a flag. But this wasn't any flag, this was Canard's underwear. But not any underwear, because regular underwear would be embarrassing, but this newly improved underwear, compliments to Nosedive was mortifying.
The underwear had been shaped into a thong, but clearly it was Canard's underwear. But now for the real humiliating aspect of the entire scheme.
"Canard", said Sky-High spookily, "Why must you hide your secret?"
The team looked over towards the window of which the sound was emulating.
"Who said that", snapped Canard.
"I", replied Sky-High in the same voice, "Why must you hide me? Be proud of what you are!"
"What am I?"
"Oh Canard why must you torment me, and hide me from the world?!"
"Who's saying that?"
"I your undies!"
"Come again?"
"I will reveal my presence I will no longer be kept a secret from the world!'
Than slowly the underwear slipped out of the window hanging on the stick.
"Woa", chuckled Duke hysterically, "Canard a little off? So do you find me attractive?"
"DUKE", screamed Canard.
"Or is Grin", chortled Tanya, "Like big guys?"
Even Grin was hysterically laughing.
"That's what happens when you lie", laughed Mallory.
"Who is that", hollered Canard.
"Who else", laughed Duke, "It's Nosedive, oh that's a hard one."
"NOSEDIVE", bellowed Canard.
Than Nosedive walked out, "Yeah Canard?"
The others stopped laughing.
"Wait", said Mallory, "If Nosedive is here, than who's in there?"
"The undies", called Sky-High.
The team rushed into the doorway, but was soon bombarded with all of their underwear, and personal items, like Duke's kid shampoo, Tanya's dandruff conditioner, Mallory's foot medication, more of Canard's ripped up underwear, and Grin's acne control condition. Nosedive laughed, and laughed and laughed some more. Sky-High laughed, and laughed, and laughed some more.
The group did not laugh, but Nosedive and Sky-High laughed and laughed and laughed some more.
Author's Note~ I had a lot of fun writing this chapter!
