Please note: I have not watched " The Happening".

All the girls: Fay, Krystal, Katt, Miyu, Jenna and (new arrival) Lucy, are all discussing potential roles in Timid's upcoming fan fiction.

Fay: You know that news girl from Forbidden Lynx?

Lucy: Yeah? So what?

Fay: I hear she's gonna be the bully.

Lucy: NO WAY!!!

Jenna: I hear that you're gonna be the supportive best friend, Lucy.

Krystal: That's no fair! Why can't I do it?

Jenna: Because you never went to that school.

Krystal: Oh yeah...

Timid storms in, followed by Bill, Fox, Falco and Panther. She slams her palms on the table.

Timid: STOP GIVING AWAY VITAL PLOT STUFF!!!

Other girls: Looking at their feet. Sorry, Timid.

Timid. That's OK. Now, I have an announcement to make. We have a mortgage on the room... Others cheer. ...but it's in monthly installments of 100, payed on the last day of each month, and we're a month behind. On that sobering note, let's get on.

She places her hands together and exhales. After a moment of nothing happening, a small rip in time and space forms and StarFox0324 falls on his arse.

SF0324: Ow!

Timid: Sorry, I'm out of practice.

SF0324: That's OK. First question. AWW MAN!! HOW COME SHADOW GETS TO EXECUTE SLIPPY?! I wanted to do it...

Timid: Sorry, better luck next time.

SF0324: OK, Why do you have to be so violent, Timid?

Timid: Because hat is the way modern society has formed me. Plus, it's funny.

SF0324: Why do I keep landing on my butt?

Timid: Like I said, I'm out of practice. Sorry.

SF0324: Who else will be appearing on the show?

Timid: I'm not sure yet. But I'm getting Katt's mother, Theya, in next time.

Katt: Oh dear, that won't go too well for me, will it?

Timid: Maybe.

SF0324: OK then. To the Star Fox cast: If you're all animals, have any of you reverted to your basic instincts?

Miyu: All the time! In the bedroom...

All boys, Krystal, Katt and Fay: Same.

Jenna: HOT SEX!!!

SF0324: ... Alright then. If i made an interview fic like this [Not exactly mind you] would ya read it?

Timid: Maybe. It'd have to be insane, though.

Falco: What, like you? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! A banana replaces him.

Timid: And it'd have to be M rated.

Katt: I'm just gonna go, well, masturbate with the banana.

Timid: Fine, knock yourself out.

30 seconds later, erotic moans are heard from a nearby supply closet.

SF0324: O_o... What, like that?!? O... Kay... then. Who exactly is Jenna?

Jenna: I'm the main character in an upcoming fan fic.

Timid: She's also my favorite OC, and she's based loosely on me.

SF0324: OK now I'm done. No wait... SMACK!

Lucy: What sort of dickweed randomly runs into a WALL before leaving, Tim?

Timid: The sort of dickweed that leaves me in charge of how to get him to leave after writing "SMACK" in their review, Luce.

She places her hands together and exhales. After a moment of nothing happening, a small rip in time and space forms and KrzyKrn K falls on her arse. I've shortened the name.

KKK: OW! Why does that keep happening?!? Oh well. First question. Krystal- Have you ever done anything lesbian or radical to your "normal" ways?

Krystal: Well... Once, I got SO pissed, I ended up having sex with Katt and Lucy.

Fox: What was it like?

Krystal: It was different... in a good way. But you're better, Fox.

KKK: Fox- What's it like to live with everyone on one ship in outer space separated from all of society back on Corneria?

Fox: It's nice. I got hassled SO much when I was living part-time on Corneria, so I just got fed up and moved.

KKK: Falco- Can you fly? I mean, without your Arwing.

Jenna: He's still a banana, and I think he's still inside Katt, so I'd say "no" for now.

KKK: Um... OK then. Lucy- How old are you now?

Lucy: 28, coming up 29.

KKK: Lucy- Where is your dad?

Lucy: Working, I HOPE.

Fay: What do you mean, "you hope"?

Lucy: I keep catching him...

Timid: What? You keep catching him what?!?

Lucy: Dressing up as my mother.

Several people run off and vomit. When they get back, everyone continues.

KKK: Right then, Lucy- Do you have feelings for anyone on the Star Fox team? Star Wolf?

Lucy: NO!!! I have a boyfriend, y'know!

Jenna: OH MY GOD!!! Who? WHO?

Lucy: You remember Chris, right?

Jenna: No WAY! He left my brother???

Lucy: NO!!! I'm going out with his big brother!

Jenna: Oh yeah, George!

Everyone looks quite oddly at them, then get back to the questions.

KKK: Everyone- If you could get superpowers, then what would they be?

Everyone: Too... much... choice...

KKK: Fine then! Everyone- Are you going to see Saw V?

Jenna, Timid and Lucy: Not a chance! It looks too scary!

Katt: I'm taking Falco.

Krystal: Fox was talking about taking me...

Fay: Bill, I've seen those posters. I'm scared.

Bill: Don't worry, Fluffy, I'll protect you.

Miyu: Oh, thanks for reminding me. I'm going with Panther.

Panther: Yeah, we go to all the scary stuff together. Whenever something horrific jumps out, she grabs my rod so hard, I almost bite through my tongue to keep my scream in. And afterwards...

KKK: Not needing to hear anymore!!! Anyway, Bye bye everyone! She throws sour patch straws everywhere before exiting. Happy Halloween!

Lucy: YAY! Starts eating them.

Timid: Bit late, but oh well.

She places her hands together and exhales. After a moment of nothing happening, a small rip in time and space forms and Skatepunk172 falls on his arse.

Skate: OW! That hurt... Ah well, can't be helped. First question. Lucy: A little personal, who did you like having sex with the most?

Lucy: Well, DUH! My boyfriend, George Stevens, of course.

Fox: The guy with the gay little brother?

Lucy: Does EVERYONE automatically think "gay little brother" when they think of George?

Skate: Ahem. Next question. Panther: Are you Mexican? Your theme song suggests so...

Panther: This was explained before. I'm PERSIAN!!! From the planet Persia, in a different system. NOT MEXICO!!!

Miyu: Panther, calm down and I'll watch "The Happening" with you when we get home. She sits on his lap, her hands between his legs. Remember that? BIG squeeze...

Panther: I'm calm.

Skate: Gibbers incoherently for a second, the word "Wombat" coming up twice, then calms down as well. Um... Bill: Where were you during the Aparoid invasion? Were you not on Katina at the time?

Bill: I was meeting up with Fluffy Fay on Titania.

Fox: And WHY didn't you go BACK!!! I could've used your HELP!!!

Bill: Um... er...

Fay: That was my fault. Sorry. I was keeping him... busy.

Fox: Um, well, in that case...

Skate: And on that increasingly weird note, I'm off.

Leaves via door. Timid places her hands together and exhales. After a few seconds of nothing happening, a small rip in time and space forms and shadow shinobi57 walks through.

Shadow: Wow, that doesn't happen much. First question! To Lucy: Every girl your age has a crush on a famous celebrity. Who's yours? Why? And do you have any fantasies relating to said crush?

Lucy: (I hope Georgie isn't reading this...) Gerard Way. But no fantasies

Fay: The lead singer from "My Chemical Romance"?

Lucy: Yeah... (~)I see you lying next to me(~)
(~)With words I thought I'd never speak(~)
(~)Awake and unafraid(~)
(~)Asleep or dead(~)

Timid: Good voice!

Shadow: Yeah, your good. To Everyone: Besides losing your love, what is your worst nightmare that relates to killing or mutilation?

Fay: Being locked in a graveyard without Bill at midnight.

Bill: Fluffy Fay being brainwashed, then hired to kill me.

Katt: Reverting to my primal instincts and killing hundreds. And Falco can't answer, he's still a banana.

Timid: Just peel it, already! I'm beginning to wish I hadn't done that now...

The rather slimy fruit is peeled and Falco rejoins the conversation.

Falco: Being locked in the same room as HER when she's on PMT!!! Points at Timid.

Krystal: A hoard of demons rampaging through a group of my closest friends.

Fox: Same as Krys.

Miyu: Being dropped in the middle of "The Happening".

Panther: ...M-mutant plushies...

Jenna: Pedophiles and rapists taking over the universe... Shivers.

Lucy: Being in a room with THIS LOT when they're STARVING!

Timid: All of the people in the world dying, then coming back a zombies.

Shadow: OK, weird. To Timid: What gave you the idea that I'm going to kill of a character in my new fic? If anything, I'm gonna get you hooked on a new character thats ALREADY dead. Hint hint.

Timid: Nothing made me think you'd kill off a key character, I just wanted to warn you. Sorry.

Shadow: That's OK. To Jenna: What's your opinion on Timid's sudden obsession for me? Not the real me, the one that appears in fics.

Jenna: She stumbled across your work,she liked it, she likes the person you come across as, you were supportive. Simple as. Read some of her other stuff that Snake of the Rose reviewed. She had fan girls DROWNING HIM!!!

Shadow: Aww, why does he get to be drowned in fan girls?!? Pouts.

Timid: Put it like this: he never got kissed by me.

Shadow: Good point. To everyone: If I were to be paired and have a relationship with any of the girls in this room, which one would you find to be the most believable?

All except Timid and Shadow: TIMID!!!

Shadow: Sweet! Last one. To everyone: I have 20 armed nuclear warheads aimed at Corneria. Presses a button and a screen pops out of nowhere and shows that this is true. I will fire them unless you give me... Does the pinky finger thing that Dr. Evil does in Austin Powers. ...one hundred billion credits!

Timid: I'll give you a kiss AND drown you in fan girls next time if you make it a hundred thousand.

Shadow:Hmm... DEAL.

The rest of the furies pay up and Timid snogs Shadow.

Shadow: Thanks. Keep impressing me!

Shadow walks out the door. Timid places her hands together and exhales. After a few seconds of nothing happening, a small rip in time and space forms and WhisperingZelphyr lands on his feet.

WZ: Hi! OK, first off... Takes out blowgun and shoots Jenna in the neck with caffeine-filled dart.

Jenna's eyes go hazy and 10 seconds later the door slams twice, Jenna snogs WZ on the lips, then starts bouncing on the spot.

Jenna: Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou... Blurs. Door slams again.

Timid: I think you gave her an overdose...

Lucy: She'll be on high for AGES now. And she does CRAZY things on a caffeine high.

WZ: OK then, first question. Bill and Fay: Did you two sniff each other when you first met, like dogs do?

Bill and Fay: NO!!!

Bill: We're not house pets!

Fay: Or street dogs!

WZ: OK, OK! Sorry! SHEESH!!! Timid: Tell me more about this Shadow Realm... and if I can buy a timeshare there. ^_^

Timid: You need a new jade or a sapphire that's been blessed by Lord Fate to even have the POWER to control the Shadow Realm, then you need a lot of training to control it properly.

WZ: Um... OK... That's about all I can come up with for now. I'll try to think up some new stuff for next time, but until then, keep up the quirky humor, it's fantastic, and as always, Keep on truckin'.

WZ leave, vaguely shaky, gibbering slightly. Jenna walks in, bags under her eyes, yawns and curls up under the table.

Jenna: Mmm...

Timid: OK then... that's 27 questions this time. YAY! 270 credits! We can keep the room! Does a funky dance.

Lucy: Let's wrap it up then!

Timid: OK then, ahem. ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! NEXT INTERVIEW, WE WILL BE JOINED BY THEYA MONROE!!! THAT IS IT!!!

Jenna: Murmuring in her sleep. Bye byes...