Saint has a headache, so I figured I'd update something for you all to read.

I wrote this after my Twitter conversation with Iggy which caused him to be all depressed and go sit in hs emo corner.

I worry about that guy...

Heck, I worry about me. Iggy'll kill me after he reads this...


If Iggy was gay

That'd be ok!

I mean, 'cause, hey!

I'd pick on him anyway!

Because you see

My friend, Iggy

Is quite fun to pick on and call gay!

(I think he's gay.)

If Iggy was queer.

I'd still be here!

Year after year!

Just to drive him nuts.

And I know that he

Would want to be

Left alone, but I can't be that nice!

(Since he's so gay.)

I'm happy

Just laughing at him

And what does it matter to me

What he does in bed with guys?!

(As long as he's not reading Figgy.)

If Iggy was gay

I'd shout 'hooray!

And here I'd stay

Just to get in his way

Though I guess that'd be

Really quite mean

If Iggy was truly gay

(It's only an assumption.)


Ok, so I'm now off to call Iggy a gaemo (Vera Amber's word for gay emo) on Twitter.

Maybe I'll put something else here, too.

You know, minus Saint, this is kinda fun...

R&R?