Episode 3: Shapeshifting 101

"YOU SOLD MY BED FOR MORE BOTTLES OF BEER?!"

"Hey, I was short on cash to get my daily fix, and that was the only thing available!"

Gin, Brandy, and Shadix were back in their run-down apartment in their down time after Shadix didn't detect any Comet Shards going active for the last couple of days. They hadn't heard what Panty and Stocking were doing in those days, but since the sisters didn't seem to care about the three since they first met, with the obvious exception being the sex partners Panty and Gin, Brandy and Shadix didn't give a shit about them. As for the current situation, Gin managed to sell Brandy's bed while she was out clothes shopping, enough for a couple more beers, and boy was Brandy pissed.

"DAMN IT GIN, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS SORT SHIT WHEN I GO OUT FOR A QUICK SECOND! I LOST COUNT ON HOW MANY TIMES YOU SOLD MY SHIT WITHOUT PERMISSION!"

Gin took a chug from the beer bottle he was holding before speaking.

"Sheesh bitch, do you need to be in a fit of rage every time you speak to me? You need to lighten up; I didn't do anything THAT serious. Why can't I just make a couple of bucks in peace?"

"I could say the same thing as you torture me with this Light Halo." Shadix thought.

"Oh I don't know Gin, maybe it's because I HAVE PRECIOUS STUFF THAT I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP!" Brandy exclaimed, her head growing in a cartoonish fashion as she yelled. A chalkboard then comes in out of nowhere and the background turns completely white as Brandy delivered harsh reminders to Gin, with the board oddly writing itself.

"Makeup compact: Sold for some porno magazines! High heels: Sold for dozens of dildos! New miniskirt: Sold for multiple blow up dolls! Lipstick: Hired multiple prostitutes! Fake eyelashes: Sold for dozens of dirty panties! My clothes cabinet: Sold for a brain dead dog that died in two days! My bedroom carpet…"


About thirty minutes later, Brandy finally finished listing off every object Gin sold that was owned by her. Gin and Shadix had deadpan expressions on their faces and were in chibi forms the entire time, not believing what they were hearing come out of Brandy's mouth. The chalkboard had nearly millions of words on it describing everything Brandy talked about.

"…and with that, you ended up selling over half a million dollars from my stuff alone!"

The background changed back to the apartment and the chalkboard vanished once Brandy finished talking, and Gin and Shadix changed back to their regular sizes.

"Because you finally got the straw that broke the camel's back, I demand that you pay me the half a million dollars you made off of my stuff!"

"Or what, assface?" Gin asked.


Gin tumbled down as Brandy kicked him out of the apartment, with Shadix following soon after.

"Hey, why the fuck do I have to be in this? I didn't do anything!" Shadix exclaimed.

"I don't trust Gin running around on his own. Besides, I OWN YOU!" Brandy replied. Brandy then angrily slammed the door shut, with the sound being echoed throughout the neighborhood.

"Great, just fucking great, we're going to be homeless until we make up that half a million in cash!" Gin exclaimed.

"Well, only you at least." Shadix replied. "I'm just here because reality really hates me!"

Gin looked over at Shadix with a smirk on his face.

"Say, you can transform into nearly anything, so why don't you change into what I owe Brandy and we can forget about this entire thing?"

"Except with me gone you won't have anyone to detect where the Comet Shards are." Shadix replied. Just then, a gust of wind riled up and a loose poster smacked Gin in the face. Taking the poster off of his face, it was revealed that it was an advertisement detailing "Sex and the Daten City 2" with Panty and Stocking on the cover showing off erotic poses.

"Is this fucking serious?!" Gin exclaimed, clearly pissed at what he was seeing. "I thought the first movie was a total bomb, and they manage to cough up a sequel? This has to be a fucking joke!"

Shadix took one good look at the poster before speaking up.

"Well, from what I know, the Anarchys basically sell things with their faces. Put their figures on some toilet paper and even THAT would sell for millions."

"Ugh, and we are dirt broke." Gin said. "Damn, if I was one of them I would be swimming in money right now, Scrooge McDuck style!"

Shadix looked down at the ground for a moment before sighing deeply.

"Well…you actually can…"

Gin immediately dropped the poster and brought Shadix up to his face, not believing what he just heard.

"What did you just say?!" Gin asked. Shadix deeply sighed again.

"I'm saying you can become one of them, courtesy of me that is."

Upon hearing that, Gin hugged Shadix intensely, barely giving the ghost enough time to breathe.

"THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SHADIX! YOU'RE SO AWESOME TO HAVE AROUND!"


Gin and Shadix eventually moved into a back alley where nobody even bothered to go in.

"Errrrm, why are we here again?" Gin asked.

"We don't want anyone seeing us as we transform." Shadix replied. "Don't want to arouse suspicions and whatnot."

"You're right about that!" Gin said. "How exactly does this work though?"

"I was just about to get to that." Shadix replied. He then changed a part of his ectoplasm into a long tail with a hole at the tip. "I'm going to be injecting a bit of my ectoplasm into you. With that, you should start transforming into one of the Anarchy sisters. All I need is for you to remove your pants and underwear."

"Dude, you're talking to someone who does sex for a living, well, when I'm sober anyway!" Gin said, doing as instructed and removing his pants and underwear. He then faced towards the wall as Shadix aimed his newly formed tail towards a specific spot.

"Now you may feel a few seconds of pain, but the quicker this goes, the sooner we-"

"AUGH!"

Suddenly, Gin felt a surge of anguish fire up his asshole. As quick as a flash, Gin flipped around and spread his entire body across the alley wall, breathing heavily while looking at Shadix with wide eyes. Shadix's tail ended up detaching from Gin as well.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" Gin exclaimed. Shadix rolled his red swirls for eyes.

"I said there was going to be a few seconds of pain being fired up there! Now just show me your ass and let me finish this entire thing."

"No fucking way!" Gin replied. "I've never experienced pain like that in forever, and I had drunken sex before! No way am I allowing you back up there!"

"This was your fucking idea and we're going with it!" Shadix exclaimed. "Now give me that ass bitch!"

"NOOOOOOOO!" Gin exclaimed, screaming like a girl and darting out of the alley with his naked underside showing. Shadix transformed into a police car before going after him in hot pursuit. Surprisingly, Gin actually managed to keep a distance between him and Shadix.

"GIVE ME THAT ASS!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

"GIVE ME THAT ASS!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

The chase went on for a good fifteen minutes, with Gin running through multiple buildings, including the movie theater, the porno shop, and a strip club, in an attempt to get Shadix off of his tail, although Shadix wasn't losing him anytime soon. All the time the chase went on, Shadix continued to shout to Gin to give up the ass of his, which Gin refused by screaming like a little girl. Eventually, after apparently losing sight of Shadix, Gin took a breather next to some garbage cans in an alleyway.

"Phew, glad I lost him." Gin said to himself. Suddenly, one of the trash cans formed red swirls for eyes and a wide yellow grin, and Gin only had a quick second to look at it.

"Surprise motherfucker…" the trash can Shadix said, quickly forming his ectoplasmic tail and jamming it up Gin's asshole. The intense pain from Shadix's tail injecting his ectoplasm into him was too much, causing Gin to black out.


Gin woke up shortly after blacking out, feeling a little bit groggy getting up to his feet. After adjusting his eyesight, Gin noticed Stocking Anarchy standing right next to him.

"About time you woke up bitch." Stocking said. "I assume you already feel different than you usually are?"

"What the fuck-" Gin immediately caught himself mid-sentence, covering his mouth with his hands. His voice sounded DRASTICALLY different, more feminine and…slutty. Stocking smirked slightly as Gin started to take notice of what happened. Looking down, Gin noticed that his body looked way different. A red dress, high heels, and two boobs sticking out of his chest…no, it couldn't be. Noticing a small puddle next to him, he immediately looked in it, and his suspicions were confirmed. The eyes, blonde spiky hair…

…he looked completely like Panty Anarchy.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Gin screamed, in Panty's voice no less, getting down to his hands and knees in disbelief. He also noticed during that time that he had Panty's rings and red fingernails as well. Stocking giggled at the sight.

"Man, I should have brought a camera with me, for THAT reaction was HILARIOUS!"

Gin looked back at Stocking with a worried look on his face.

"This is not what it looks like Stocking!" Gin replied. Stocking frowned at Gin's remark.

"Did you seriously forget that you're not the only one that needed to transform?"

With that said, Stocking stretched out her right arm and it suddenly turned black with red streaks over them before changing back.

"Oh, it's just you Shadix." Gin said.

"No shit!" the Stocking transformed Shadix replied. Taking a quick look at him, Gin concluded that's Shadix's transformation of Stocking was spot on. Not a single deformity or miscolor, and like Gin's transformed body, Shadix perfectly replicated Stocking's own voice.

"Why the heck did I need to be Panty? I would honestly feel more comfortable as Stocking thank you very much!" Gin asked. Shadix formed a slight smirk over his transformed lips.

"Oh really? I thought you would ADORE being Panty, seeing as you nearly always have sex with her every time you meet up. You were practically MEANT to have a body like hers."

Growling under his breath in a pissed off manner, Gin was about to take a swing at Shadix, but before he could do so, a random pedestrian rushed up next to them, dropped a one hundred dollar bill next to them, then ran off. Gin cocked an eyebrow at what just happened before picking up the money.

"Woah, we got money just by being the Anarchy sisters! You weren't kidding when you said that they make money with just their faces!" Gin said.

"Obviously." Shadix replied. "Oh, before I forget, there are a few limitations to you being transformed like this. You must ALWAYS stay by me at all times, for I'm the one that's keeping your body stabilized into your current shape. If you stray too far away from me, you'll start to transform back to your original self. Of course, I could cancel your transformation at any time manually, but with the current situation, that would probably be a bad idea."

"Well, we're in this together thanks to Brandy." Gin said. "I don't think I'll stray too far away."

Suddenly, three more pedestrians came up to them, each handed out one hundred dollar bills to them, then ran off.

"I think I could get used to this." Gin said to himself.

"At least you have genitals." Shadix thought to himself. "I STILL haven't learned to transform certain parts of my ectoplasm into genitals, so I can't have sex! WHY MUST REALITY HATE ME?!"

And so, Gin and Shadix began to go around Daten City in their transformed bodies, earning cash by imitating the Anarchy sisters or by just walking by people, since nearly every person they ran into threw money at them for being Panty and Stocking.


At a strip club, Gin was dancing around on a stripper pole as people continued to throw money at him, but during the middle of the dance, Gin forgot the next few moves to perform. Shadix, who was watching Gin from behind the scenes, quickly noticed the problem and silently transformed his right arm into a sign detailing the next few moves. Gin noticed it immediately and memorized the moves before Shadix transformed the sign back into Stocking's arm. Thankfully, nobody noticed Shadix's assistance.


Later, at the park, Gin had a massive line of men in front of him, ready to have sex with the transformed angel. A burly man at the front of the line handed Gin five hundred dollars before Gin took him into a nearby outhouse, where moaning noises immediately following afterwards. Shadix stood behind a tree near the outhouse, cartoonishly streaming tears down his face as he heard the action.


During another incident, Gin was in a warehouse doing erotic poses as a cameraman took pictures for magazine covers, mostly porn ones, while Shadix did commercials for upcoming candies.

"That's it Panty, give me the juicy ones!" the cameraman said as Gin struck another pose.


Even later, Gin and Shadix were now in a hospital, wearing nurses' uniforms as they proceeded to help with a patient's heart surgery. Of course, they had no idea how to actually do the procedure.

"Are you sure you should be poking it like that?" Shadix asked Gin.

"Who's the doctor here?" Gin replied back, just as the heart sprung a leak with blood shooting upwards. Shadix slapped his forehead at Gin's stupidity.


After all of the scenarios they got in to get money, Gin and Shadix settled down next to a vacant building to count them to make sure they got the required half a million dollars, with Gin using his lady hands to count.

"Four hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety eight, four hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine, five hundred thousand dollars!" Gin exclaimed as he finished counting up the earnings. "We just made the goal and we didn't even break a sweat!"

"I'm actually quite surprised myself!" Shadix replied. "However, now that we have the money, I should transform us back to our normal selves. I'm already getting some of Stocking's obsessions into my head just by being in her body for this long!"

"Actually, I could probably stay like this a bit longer, just to get more people to cough up more stuff!" Gin said. Suddenly, a garbage can went sailing by their faces as an incredibly pissed off voice echoed through their ears.

"ALRIGHT, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE THOSE ASSHOLES?! THINK THEY CAN STEAL OUR THUNDER HUH? WELL, THEY HAVE SOMETHING COMING ALRIGHT!"

"Awww shit." Gin said.


Later that evening, Gin and Shadix, now back to their original bodies, were now cover in chains with only their faces and behinds showing, sweating intensely, and with their faces looking at a wall as they constantly experienced pain up their assholes.

"Well, can't say I saw this coming." Shadix said, coughing out the words as another surge of pain struck his behind.

"You're right, but it was worth it." Gin replied weakly as a surge of pain struck his asshole.

"We managed to make up the half a million for Brandy, but now we have to pay back the Anarchy sisters for stealing their fans!" Shadix replied with another surge of pain striking his butt.

"Don't fucking remind me…" Gin said, being stricken with another pain spike. As it turns out, Gin and Shadix where being whipped up their assholes by Panty and Stocking, who were extremely pissed.

"You're going to be paying us back EVERY PENNY for stealing our public from us!" Panty exclaimed before striking Gin with her whip and thinking "Although I would like to have sex with Gin after we're done with this."

"While I may not agree fully with you Panty, torturing these two is too much fun for me!" Stocking replied, striking Shadix with her whip causing him to yelp like a girl.

"Do that again, that was hilarious!" Stocking said, cracking her whip again at Shadix which caused him to yelp in pain again. As this continued on, Brandy sipped a nice cold drink as she watched Gin and Shadix get tortured, smirking slightly at the sight.

"I could get used to watching this…" she said as Gin and Shadix yelped again in pain.