Parody 4: Tik Tok: The Junk Food Edition
Gaara sat in his office within the Kazekage building toiling over endless amounts of paperwork. Lucky for him, his shift would end in an hour and a half.
"Just 90 minutes more of paper work and I'm officially done for the day." said Gaara out loud. He smirked as the thought of freedom from work crept into his mind.
About five minutes more of paper work, there was a knocking sound emanating from his door.
"Come in." said Gaara in his monotone without looking up from his desk.
The door opened to reveal Izuka with a large amount of paper work in her right hand. Gaara finally looked up from his desk and immediately groaned at the sight of the pile in Izuka's hand.
"Please don't tell me that's for me." said Gaara blankly.
"Who else could it be for?" said Izuka as she placed the papers on his desk. Instead of her usual ninja outfit, Izuka wore a dark purple tunic with a white robe over it.
"What is it about anyway?" asked Gaara as he eyed the papers.
"These are all the reports on the students eligible to take this year's Chunnin Exams." said Izuka as she pointed at the paper work she did for Gaara to review.
"That many students are eligible?" asked Gaara as he raised an invisible eyebrow at his blonde best friend.
Izuka shook her head yes in response.
"You are good at your job." said Gaara as he took the paper work from the desk and started to scan through it.
After a few seconds of scanning, Gaara put the documents back on the desk. "I'll go through it thoroughly tomorrow."
Suddenly, Temari busted into the office with a frantic expression on her face. "Be warned. Kankuro is coming up here in a few seconds to sing his parody of Ke$ha's "Tik Tok."
Gaara and Izuka both stared at each other wide eyed. Currently, the two dark-ringed friends were not in the mood for another song parody.
"Temari, lock the door before Kankuro gets in here." exclaimed Gaara.
Temari did as she was told, but before she touched the doorknob, Kankuro slammed the door open and entered the room.
"Hey guys. I saw Temari come into the building a while ago. Where is she?" he asked.
"Behind the door." said Temari weakly as the door moved to reveal Temari's crushed form. Kankuro opened the door with so much force, that it slammed Temari into the wall.
"Oops! Sorry, sis." said Kankuro apologetically as he awkwardly scratched his head.
"I'll get you for this." said Temari weakly as she slumped down to the floor and passed out.
Kankuro turned around to see Izuka and Gaara glaring at him.
Kankuro smiled at the two. "I know you two aren't in the mood for another song parody, but if you listen to this one, I won't annoy you guys for the rest of the week."
Izuka turned to Gaara. "He's your brother."
Gaara nodded and turned to Kankuro. He sighed. "Go ahead."
Kankuro grinned and started to sing.
"Tik Tok: The Junk Food Edition"
"This isn't going to end well, is it?" asked Izuka telepathically.
"It never does." said Gaara in return.
Kankuro continued.
Wake up in the morning feeling oh so hungry
Grab my face paint, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit up Wendy's
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a tube of Crest
Cause when I leave for the night, it's for some chicken breast
I'm eating fries all day, day
Tasting all the burgers okay, okay
Hogging the line yeah, yeah
Drop-topping, hanging with my favorite crew
Pulling up to the drive-thru
Being all better than you
Don't stop, soda pop
Cashier, ring my order up
Tonight, imma bite
Into any food I like
Tick tock on the clock
But the eating won't stop, no
Don't stop, soda pop
Cashier, ring my order up
Tonight, Imma bite
Into any food I like
Tick tock on the clock
But the eating won't stop, no
Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of fish
I got some money in my pocket, but I'm waiting for my dish
And now there's people on the line cause they hear they have Whoppers
But they get kicked to the curb cause they don't got no Whoppers
I'm talking everybody getting fat, fat
Girls trying to touch my hat, hat
Gonna tell them that it's not a cat, cat
Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the police will take us out, out
Police shut us out, out
ANBU take them down
Don't stop, soda pop
Cashier, ring my order up
Tonight, Imma bite
Into any food I like
Tick tock on the clock
But the eating won't stop, no
Don't stop, soda pop
Cashier ring my order up
Tonight, Imma bite
Into any food I like
Tick tock on the clock
But the eating won't stop, no
Burger, you fill me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, it's heartburn
With my head up
You got that taste
You're in my face
Yeah, you got me
Burger, you fill me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, Its heartburn
With my head up
Put your heads up
Put your heads up
Now the feast doesn't start till I walk in
Don't stop, soda pop
Cashier, ring my order up
Tonight, Imma bite
Into any food I like
Tick tock on the clock
But the eating won't stop no
Don't stop, soda pop
Cashier, ring my order up
Tonight, Imma bite
Into any food I like
Tick tock on the clock
But the eating won't stop, no
Kankuro bowed his head as he finished the song.
"So what do you guys think?" he asked.
Suddenly, Kankuro was knocked out cold by Temari, who hit him on the head with a vase.
"THAT'S FOR SQUISHING ME BEHIND THE DOOR!" she screamed and stomped out the office.
Gaara and Izuka looked at the knocked out puppeteer and then at each other.
"What do we do?" asked Izuka.
"I'm going back to my paper work. You?" asked Gaara.
"I'm going home to start dinner. See ya later." said Izuka as she casually walked out the door.
"Bye." said Gaara as he returned to his paper work.
Meanwhile, Kankuro was sleeping peacefully on the floor dreaming about puppets and Matsuri.
Author's Note: "Tik Tok" by Kesha belongs to Kesha. "Tik Tok: The Junk Food Edition" was created by me based off "Tik Tok". Review, send me suggestions, and vote on my poll located on my profile page.
Don't worry, Gaara will sing one soon. It's just that I haven't found a song that really fits him well yet.
