January 4
I am not allowed to kill France. I am not allowed to gravely injure France. I am not allowed to castrate France. I am not allowed to throw France to Belarus. I am not allowed to hang France form the top of the Eiffel Tower. I am not allowed to lock him in that "Fuck Box" we put Italy in.
Fuck you, France. Now the whole world thinks I have breasts. South Korea is after me. I'll never hear the end of it from Prussia. Amerika will taunt me until I'm FORCED to commit nuclear holocaust. I must go and gather more pipes.
Your Ashamed Writer,
The Non-Feminine Russian Federation
